超人（2025）

盖 帮帮我
Gai, help me
我给它套上了隔热手套
I put on heat-resistant gloves for it
你就只顾着自己玩
You're just playing by yourself
我都快被它夹死了
It's about to crush me to death
拜托 小心一点儿
Please, be careful
天哪 一定要这么对它吗
Oh my god, do you have to treat it like that?
太凶残了
That's too cruel
突发新闻 怪兽已被超人类击杀
Breaking news: The monster has been killed by a superhuman
相关部门表示
The relevant authorities stated
多亏了超人的鼎力相助
Thanks to the strong support of the superhuman
本次事件并未造成人员伤亡
This incident did not cause any casualties
但财产损失高达上百万元
But the property damage reached over a million yuan
你约的那个男的怎么样了
How's the guy you set up the date with?
之前你说你还没想好
You said earlier you hadn't decided yet
是啊 因为他
Yeah, because it
有点怪怪的
is a bit strange
不知道它的肉 味道怎么样
I don't know how its meat tastes
我本来想活捉这个怪兽
I originally wanted to capture this monster alive
送去星际动物园
And send it to the interstellar zoo
至少不该让它死得这么痛苦
At least it shouldn't die in such pain
得了吧 别这么软蛋
Come on, don't be such a softie
我们正义帮就是喜欢行侠仗义
Our Justice Gang just loves to stand up for what's right
大家别误会 这不是正式队名
Don't get me wrong, that's not our official team name
和正式队名也没区别
But it's basically the same as the official name
区别大了
There's a big difference
反正最后肯定选这个名字
Anyway, we'll definitely choose this name in the end
小朋友们 没受伤吧
Kids, you guys aren't hurt, right?
我只想代表劳德科技公♥司♥
I just want to represent Laude Technology Company
感谢大家能给予我们
Thank you all for giving us
怎么没人鼓掌
Why is no one clapping?
超人来地球是为了毁灭人类
Superman came to Earth to destroy humanity
快点过来
Come over quickly
这事儿也太扯了吧
This is just too ridiculous
确定没搞错吗
Are you sure there's no mistake?
没有
No
如果是真的 那就太可怕了
If it's true, that's terrifying
星球新闻
Planet News
根据28名顶尖语言学家的说法
According to 28 top linguists
这个翻译很准确
This translation is very accurate
30名计算机取证专家也证实
30 computer forensics experts also confirmed
这段录像不是伪造的
This footage is not fake
有没有可能是搞错了
Is it possible there's a mistake?
很遗憾的是 没有
Unfortunately, no
能放录像吗
Can you play the video?
可以
Yes, you can
一起看一下
Let's watch it together
我们爱你胜过爱天空
We love you more than the sky
超人来地球是为了毁灭人类
Superman came to Earth to destroy humanity
我们爱你胜过爱天空
We love you more than the sky
爱你胜过爱大地
We love you more than the earth
不久后 我们深爱的家园 将要永远消失
Soon, our beloved home will disappear forever
马里炸豆丸子
Mali fried bean balls
超人来地球是为了毁灭人类
Superman came to Earth to destroy humanity
但希望点亮了我们的心
But hope lit up our hearts
希望就是你 卡-艾尔
Hope is you, Kal-El
我们选了一颗星球做你的家
We chose a planet to be your home
你要多做好事
You must do more good deeds
不要忘记氪星的真理
Don't forget the truth of Krypton
那颗星球就是地球
That planet is Earth
这些话有哪里不好吗
Is there anything wrong with these words?
那里的人 那里的人
The people there, the people there
那里的人头脑简单 活得浑浑噩噩
The people there are simple-minded and live aimlessly
缺乏毅力 身体极为脆弱
They lack perseverance and have very fragile bodies
你是氪星唯一的后代 你要成为他们的主人
You are Krypton's only heir. You must become their master
凡是不愿意服从你的人 全部杀无赦
Anyone who refuses to obey you must be killed without mercy
尽量多娶一些妻子
Marry as many wives as possible
让氪星人的基因遍布各地
Spread Kryptonian genes everywhere
续写我们的传奇
Continue our legend
去统治地球吧
Go rule the Earth
亲爱的儿子 不用手下留情
Dear son, show no mercy
可是这些年来 超人做了很多好事
But over the years, Superman has done a lot of good
他救了太多人了
He has saved so many people
不 他在对我们洗♥脑♥
No, he's brainwashing us
他假装友善 让我们放松警惕
He pretends to be friendly to lower our guard
不费吹灰之力就能制♥服♥我们
He can easily overpower us
等时机到了之后
When the time is right
他的子孙后代就可以统治地球
his descendants will rule the Earth
我绝对不会让他的阴谋得逞
I will never let his plan succeed
你呢
What about you?
你怎么了
What's wrong with you?
说实话
To be honest
我很害怕
I'm really scared
我的心里充满了恐惧
My heart is full of fear
谁知道
Who knows
超人的秘密后宫
how many are in Superman's secret harem
到底有多少人了
Exactly how many people are there?
史塔格工业
Stark Industries
别挡着我
Don't block me
让我进去 我没开玩笑
Let me in. I'm not joking
哥们儿
Buddy
你真的有后宫吗
Do you really have a harem?
我怎么可能有那种东西
How could I possibly have something like that?
如果刚才那段录像说的是真的
If that video just now is true
那你就是我的敌人
then you are my enemy
正因为存在你这种外星威胁
It's because of alien threats like you
绿灯军团才派我来守护地球
that the Green Lantern Corps sent me to protect Earth
别惹我 盖
Don't mess with me, Guy
有种就打我啊
If you dare, hit me
盖 冷静点儿
Guy, calm down
那段录像是真的吗
Is that video real?
前半段确实是 真的
The first half is definitely real
我不确定 后半段
I'm not sure about the second half
之前文件损坏了 肯定是伪造的
The previous file was corrupted; it must be forged
不可能 克拉克
Impossible, Clark
我了解计算机取证专家
I know computer forensic experts
如果没有十足的把握
If they aren't absolutely sure
他们不会说是真的
they wouldn't say it's real
我很遗憾 兄弟
I'm sorry, brother
那段录像不是伪造的
That footage is not fake
他们从哪儿拿到的录像
Where did they get the footage from?
您打算逮捕超人进行审问吗
Are you planning to arrest Superman for questioning?
这要和总统商量
That needs to be discussed with the President
这件事需要谨慎考虑
This matter requires careful consideration
很抱歉 我必须要挂电♥话♥了 莱恩小姐
Sorry, Miss Lane, I have to hang up now
如果你要审问 什么时候
If you're going to question him, when will it be?
你相信吗
Do you believe it?
瑞克 我从不相信卢瑟
Rick, I never trust Luthor
但那段录像确实是真的
But that video is definitely real
如果氪星人真是威胁
If Kryptonians are truly a threat
我们得采取行动
we have to take action
我本来是超人的粉丝
I used to be a fan of Superman
我以前很支持他 但现在
I supported him before, but now
超人露出了真面目
Superman has shown his true colors
我希望他下地狱
I hope he goes to hell
我不管 赶紧去那儿 快去拍照片
I don't care, hurry up and get there. Take pictures fast
就快要截稿了
The deadline is almost here
他在哪儿 快过去
Where is he? Go there quickly
不要叫我老大
Don't call me boss
行吧 我去干活儿
Alright, I'll get to work
我现在终于明白
I finally understand now