超人（2025）

氪星人为什么要干预 博拉维亚的计划了
Why the Kryptonians interfered with Boravia's plan
我们之所以向贾汉普派兵
The reason we sent troops to Jahanpur
是想拯救那里的人♥民♥
He wanted to save the people there
但超人却想要让他们继续当奴隶
But Superman wanted to keep them as slaves
博拉维亚领导人谴责超人
The leader of Bolavia condemned Superman
不过 我还听说一件事儿
However, I heard something else
他觉得 博拉维亚的女性
He thinks Bolavian women are
是全世界最美最迷人的
the most beautiful and charming in the world
想要将她们也加入那个秘密后宫
He wants to add them to that secret harem
我有个问题 古尔科斯总统
I have a question, President Gulcos
谢谢大家
Thank you, everyone
您讲得太好了 总统先生
You spoke wonderfully, Mr. President
您真是英俊无比 活力四射
You are incredibly handsome and full of energy
太棒了
Awesome
太帅了 帅死了
So handsome, absolutely stunning
行了 不要跟进来
Alright, don’t follow me in
成功了 莱克斯
We did it, Lex
等真的干掉超人之后再庆祝吧
Let's celebrate only after we actually take down Superman
对了 我带了甜甜圈
By the way, I brought donuts
这家店很好吃
This place has really good food
在帕克里奇新开的
It just opened in Parkridge
伪造录像
Fake footage
真是个天才的想法
That's a brilliant idea
那不是伪造的
That's not fake
超人想杀掉我们 我早就知道
I knew Superman wanted to kill us
我去超人的堡垒
I went to Superman's fortress
想找到他的弱点干掉他
I wanted to find his weakness and take him down
没想到最后是他父母帮了我这一把
I didn't expect his parents to help me in the end
真好吃
It's really delicious
对吧
Right?
我想我那半贾汉普上也该开一家
I think there should be one on my side of Jahamp too
四号♥ 四号♥ 怎么回事
Number four, number four, what's going on?
我想要保护超人
I want to protect Superman
没有我的基因 卢瑟应该进不来啊
Without my genes, Luthor shouldn't be able to get in
必须保护超人
We must protect Superman
四号♥
Number four
我很抱歉 抱歉
I'm very sorry. Sorry
我的朋友
My friend
小氪
Krypton
小氪
Krypton
卢瑟集团
Luthor Corporation
对 那是必须的
Yes, that's a must
我努力阻止过他了
I tried to stop him
没关系 希瑟
It's okay, Heather
超人 真是幸会
Superman, it's a pleasure to meet you
你要咖啡还是茶
Would you like coffee or tea?
我的狗呢
Where's my dog?
狗
Dog
别装傻了 把狗还给我
Don't play dumb. Give me back the dog
干得好 伊芙 全都录下来
Well done, Eve. Record everything
把狗还给我
Give me back the dog
抱歉 我根本不清楚 你到底在说什么
Sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about
它只是条狗
It's just a dog
我不知道你说的是哪条狗
I don't know which dog you're talking about
系着披风那个吗
The one wearing the cape?
你刚说什么
What did you just say?
我什么都没说
I didn't say anything
外星人威胁莱克斯·卢瑟总裁
Alien threatens President Lex Luthor
你们都听到了 我的狗 被他偷了
You all heard it. He stole my dog
不好意思 在我看来
Sorry, but in my opinion
超人此时此刻的表现
Superman's behavior right now
就像是一只疯狗
is like a mad dog
自从氪星人统治地球的计划曝光后
Since the Kryptonians' plan to take over Earth was exposed
超人也不装了
Superman stopped pretending
你说呢 克里斯
What do you think, Chris?
我其实一点也不吃惊
Honestly, I'm not surprised at all
像他这样的人
People like him
背后总有一些 黑暗丑陋的秘密
always have dark, ugly secrets behind their backs
像他这样的人 是指什么
What do you mean by 'people like him'?
以为自己比别人高一等
They think they're better than everyone else
他还公开♥发♥言
He even spoke out publicly
说如果理由不充分
saying that if the reasons aren't solid
绝不能剥夺他人性命
you absolutely can't take someone's life
装什么
What's he pretending for?
老爸老妈 22个未接来电
Mom, Dad, 22 missed calls
自己站在道德高地上 天天指责别人
He stands on a moral high ground, criticizing others every day
这样没意思 明白吗
It's pointless. Got it?
他们很多人
Many of them
就是 那些超级英雄都迷恋我
Those superheroes are all obsessed with me
我比他们帅多了
I'm way more handsome than they are
他们也知道
They know that too
你还养狗
You have a dog too
不是我养的
I’m not the owner
我只是暂时 照顾它一段时间
I’m just taking care of it for a while
喝吧
Have a drink
你刚才在帮他们吗
Were you helping them just now?
没有 那个 就是个五维生物
No, that was a five-dimensional being
他们能搞定 我刚才在找狗
They can handle it. I was just looking for the dog
你还好吗
Are you okay?
那段录像不是你想的那样
That video isn’t what you think it is
好的
Alright
我父母留下的录像在飞行途中损坏了
The video my parents left got damaged during the flight
所以我只看过前半部分
So I only watched the first half
我没有想到后半部分是这样
I didn't expect the second half to be like that
我以为我到这里来是为了帮助地球人
I thought I came here to help Earthlings
做一个好人
To be a good person
我来这里不是为了统治任何人
I didn't come here to rule anyone
我也从没这么想过
I never thought that way either
一次也没有 克拉克
Not even once, Clark
真好喝
This tastes great
咱俩没吵架就好了
I'm glad we didn't fight
是啊 不过吵架也很正常
Yeah, but arguing is normal too
我们太不一样了
We're just too different
我是贝克林区的朋克摇滚少年
I'm a punk rocker from Brooklyn
而你
And you
你是超人
You're Superman
我也喜欢朋克摇滚
I like punk rock too
你才不喜欢朋克摇滚呢
You don't actually like punk rock
我喜欢窒息乐队 波兹乐队
I like the Suffocation band and the Boz band
还有无敌蟹棒
And also the Invincible Crab Sticks
那些都是流行乐队 不是玩朋克摇滚的
Those are all pop bands, not punk rock
你还听无敌蟹棒 难听死了
You still listen to Invincible Crab Sticks? They sound awful
喜欢他们的人也挺多的
A lot of people like them too
我习惯了质疑每一件事 每一个人
I'm used to questioning everything and everyone
而你 信任每一个人
But you trust everyone
你还觉得 遇到的每一个人都很
You even think that everyone you meet is
很美好
really wonderful
也许这才是朋克摇滚精神
Maybe that's the true spirit of punk rock
你那天说 我们不可能
You said that day we were impossible
你真的这么想吗
Do you really think that?
我不知道
I don't know
我得走了
I have to go now
司法部发布了我的通缉令
The Department of Justice has issued a warrant for my arrest
我准备去自首
I'm planning to turn myself in
等等 什么
Wait, what?
为什么
Why?
他们也许会带我去狗那里
They might take me to the dog
我没有别的办法了
I have no other choice
就为了只狗
All for just a dog
虽然它平常很调皮
Even though it's usually very naughty