毕业季（2022）

Yeah.
道歉接受喽
Apology accepted.
-好的 -剔肤泥 等等
-Okay. -Tiff, wait, um…
我从来没让客人空手而归过
I never let a guest leave without a gift.
-等一下 -那可…
-Hang on. -That is…
-就等一下 -真可爱
- Just wait… wait one second. - …so cute.
送你个大礼
That's for you.
- 还是谢谢你全家哦 - 谢谢你来一趟呢
- Thank you so much. Thank you. - Thanks for coming over.
兰斯·哈里森
Lance Harrison.
我的天
My God.
-我想感谢我奶奶… -不许发言
-I just wanna say thanks to my grandma-- -No, no, no, no.
通知大家一声 别再这样做了
Just so everybody knows, nobody else do that. Okay.
布兰妮·珍·巴尔博
Britney Jean Balbo.
-太棒了 布里 - 冲鸭 宝贝
- Yes, Bri! - Go, baby!
加油 布里
Go, Bri!
萨勒芬妮·玛丽·康威
Stephanie Marie Conway.
那是我家姑娘
That's my daughter!
给你 这是赔你修缮湖边小屋的钱
Here. To pay for all the damage at the lake house.
你哪来的钱
Where did you get this from?
我卖♥♥了敞篷车 是时候长大啦
I sold the Cabriolet. Time to grow up.
我真为你骄傲
I am so proud of you.
谢谢你 玛莎
Thanks, Marth.
我很幸运有你这个朋友
I'm so lucky to have you as a friend.
恭喜哦 小芬
Congrats, Steph.
在典礼最后
Now, to end our ceremony,
我想邀请2022届 毕业生代表珍妮特·辛发言
I'd like to invite our 2022 class valedictorian, Janet Singh.
-你先请 -谢谢
-After you. -Thank you!
冲 珍妮特
Go, Janet!
好了 听好姐的发言
Okay, listen up.
今天太热了 毕业典礼拖得太久了
It is hot as hell, and this ceremony is way too long.
所以我只说一件事
So I'm just gonna say one thing.
你在高中的生活并不能决定你
Who you are in high school doesn't define you.
同时我想正式宣布
And I would also like to officially announce
我打算竞选美国总统
my campaign for US president.
请在2040年投我一票哦
Vote for me in 2040.
耶
Yay!
最后我有一个问题要问你们所有人
And lastly, I have one question for all of you.
♪ 你们准备好… ♪
♪ - Are you ready… - Are you ready ♪
♪ 观看哈丁高中 ♪
♪ - For the Harding -…for the Harding… ♪
♪ 母斗牛犬啦啦队的表演了吗 ♪
♪ - Bulldogettes -…Bulldogettes? ♪
♪ Good gracious ass is bodacious Flirtatious, trying to show patience ♪
不会吧 这不是你芬姐招牌舞步嘛
No way. Stephanie's Dance Grooves?
- ♪ I said, it's gettin' hot in here ♪ - ♪ So hot♪
♪ So take off all your clothes ♪
♪ I am gettin' so hot I wanna take my clothes off♪
- ♪ It's gettin' hot in here ♪ - ♪ So hot♪
♪ So take off all your clothes ♪
♪ I am gettin' so hot I wanna take my clothes off♪
♪ Come on over, come on over, baby♪
♪ Come on over, come on, come on ♪
♪ Baby, baby, baby♪
-准备好了吗 -好了
- Ready? - Okay!
♪ 我们是斗牛犬 我们争强好胜 ♪
♪ We are the Bulldogs We like it rough, rough, rough ♪
♪ 没人能打败我们 因为我们实力太强 ♪
♪ No one can beat us No, we're too tough ♪
胳膊有力一点
Strong arms!
♪ 我们会战斗到底 一心夺取胜利 ♪
♪ We fight to the finish We're in it to win it ♪
别管了 姐必须得去露一手
Okay, I have to go.
♪ 有人等待一生之久 ♪
♪ Some people wait a lifetime ♪
‎凯莉克拉克森的歌♥ 迷弟狂喜
Kelly Clarkson!
♪ 为了等待这样的一瞬 ♪
♪ For a moment like this ♪
♪ 有些人用一生去寻求 ♪
♪ Some people search forever ♪
♪ 为了这特殊一吻 ♪
♪ For that one special kiss ♪
♪ 我不敢相信这居然会在我身上发生 ♪
♪ I can't believe It's happening to me ♪
♪ 有人等待一生之久 ♪
♪ Some people wait a lifetime ♪
♪ 只为这一瞬间 这一瞬间 这一瞬间 ♪
♪ For a moment, moment, moment ♪
啊啊啊啊尖叫声!!!撒花撒花
♪ 我们是斗牛犬 我们争强好胜 ♪
♪ We are the Bulldogs We like it rough, rough, rough ♪
♪ 没人能打败我们 因为我们实力太强 ♪
♪ No one can beat us No, we're too tough ♪
♪ 我们是斗牛犬 性感迷人 ♪
♪ We are the Bulldogs We are hot stuff ♪
♪ 没人能打败我们 因为我们就是我们 ♪
♪ No one can beat us 'Cause we're enough ♪
♪ 对 我们会战斗到底 ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, we fight to the finish ♪
♪ 一心夺取胜利 ♪
♪ We're in it to win it ♪
♪ 哦 耶 ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ 有人等待一生之久 ♪
♪ Some people wait a lifetime ♪
天啦 真的太精彩了
My God!
激动到后空翻
My God!
那 咱俩要不要去约个会
Well, then, we should go out?
当然了
No duh.
♪ 有人说我长得像我老爹 ♪
♪ Some people say I look like me dad ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ I said, hey, boy Sittin' in your tree" ♪
♪ Mummy always wants you to come for tea ♪
♪ Don't be shy, straighten up your tie ♪
♪ Get down from your tree house Sittin' in the sky ♪
♪ I wanna know just what to do ♪
♪ Is it very big? Is there room for two? ♪
♪ I got a house with windows and doors ♪
♪ I'll show you mine If you show me yours ♪
♪ Gotta let me in ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Let the fun begin ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ I'm the wolf today ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ I'll huff, I'll puff I'll huff, I'll puff, I'll blow you away ♪
♪ Say you will, say you won't ♪
♪ Say you'll do what I don't ♪
♪ Say you're true, say to me ♪
♪ C'est la vie ♪
♪ Say you will, say you won't ♪
♪ Say you'll do what I don't ♪
谁不想在他们最重要的晚上坐悍马
Who doesn't want a Hummer on their big night?
我不想
Not me.
♪ Do you ever get lonely Playing with your toys? ♪
♪ We can talk, we can sing ♪
我喜欢肚脐游戏
I love belly button play.
想被两个穿皮衣的daddy 前一个后一个的干
I really wanna get spit-roasted by two leather daddies.
之前没有过 我是纯情少男
Never before. I'm sex… sex nothing.
- 羞死了 别问了啦 - 好的好的
- Stop. - Okay, all righty.
♪ Gotta let me in ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Let the fun begin ♪
一号♥机打板
A-mark.
二号♥机打板
B-mark.
♪ I'm the wolf today ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ I'll huff, I'll puff… ♪
老娘这是给你比心呢
I'm making a love heart sign.
♪ I'll blow you away… ♪
我在干吗 只是比心而已
What am I doing? I'm just making a love heart.
欢迎来到山姆理查德森的书角
Welcome to Book Corner with Sam Richardson.
♪ Say to me ♪
♪ Yeah… ♪
欧巴 江南Style
오빤 강남스타일
- 欧巴欧巴 - 欧巴江南Style
-오빤 오빤 -오빤 강남스타일
是的 非常快
Yeah, very fast.
♪ - Say you're true, say to me - What do you know? ♪
♪ C'est la vie ♪
（女孩力量）
（耶 ）
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Na-na-na- ♪
♪ Na-na-na- ♪
♪ Na-na-na- ♪
♪ Fight like me dad as well ♪
♪ C'est la vie ♪
♪ - Na-na-na- - C'est la vie ♪
♪ Na-na-na- ♪
♪ - Hey, hey, hey - C'est la vie ♪
我真的很想上大学 所以我需要怎么做
I really do want to go to college. So what do I need to do?
我什么都愿意做 啊就说不是那种..
I… I would do anything. I mean, not…
我只是…对 什么都愿意
Sorry, I just… Yeah, I… I meant… anything.
不 我没有…抱歉 我不是那个意思
No, I didn't… Sorry. I didn't mean that. I meant…
我的天 我是说我会做任何…
My God. I meant I will do anything…
-我的天 -跟性无关的事
- My God. - …non-sexually.
行 行 咱就是说 不到万不得已 别整这出
Good, good. Don't ever resort to that unless you have to.
但如果你想这么做 那就去做
And if that's what you wanna do with your life, then do it,
不过别跟我做 我真超不会做♥爱♥
but don't do it with me. I'm terrible in bed.
♪ If this is all I need And all I believe in ♪
♪ Will you keep singing Keep on moving forever? ♪
♪ I've got this feeling And I'm better than free♪
♪ I'll keep on singing, keep on moving ♪
♪ Remember♪
♪ Yeah, I'm waking up and go-go♪
♪ Yeah, got me going loco ♪
♪ This is all I want ♪
♪ The beat is so strong♪
♪ Yeah, I'm waking up and go-go ♪
♪ Yeah, got me going loco ♪
♪ This is all I want ♪
♪ The beat is so strong♪
♪ Got me dancing all night long♪
♪ I'm waking up and go No, never taking it slow ♪
♪ Will you keep talking Keep on grooving forever? ♪
♪ I've got this feeling And I'm higher than free♪
♪ I'll keep on living Keep on moving ♪
♪ Remember♪
♪ Yeah, I'm waking up and go-go♪
♪ Yeah, got me going loco♪
♪ This is all I want♪