环球卫士

Whoa! Whoa! Okay, slow your roll. Did you just say bears?
我跟熊不对付 大哥
I don't do so well with bears, man.
我可不像在这里当个荒野猎人
I'm not trying to get DiCaprio'd up in here!
听好了 没有人能够对付熊
Look, no one does well with bears.
问问维尔纳·赫尔佐格
Ask Werner Herzog.
维尔纳·赫尔佐格: 德国导演
他拍的灰熊人跟熊共同生活了好几年
Grizzly Man lived with those things for years, so check that out.
那你有看那部电影的结局吗
Did you watch the end of that movie?
我有没有看
"Did I watch..."
-我看了 没看 -够了 别说了
- Yeah, I watched...No, I didn't. - No, dude. Okay, stop.
加布里埃尔说的没错
Gabriel's right.
黑熊是机会主义食肉动物
Black bears are opportunistic carnivores.
我们在野外过夜肯定活不了
We're not gonna survive the wilderness through the night.
那我们快走吧 快点
Then let's go! Come on!
有人吗
Hello!
有人吗
Hello!
大家都去哪了
Where is everybody?
有人在吗
Is anyone here?
你有见到人吗
Yo, do you see anybody?
那是什么
What's that?
下山去了
"Gone down mountain..."
他们抛下我们了
Oh, they left us!
-不是所有人都走了 -那是重金属康拉德
- Not all of them! - Huh? It's Heavy Metal Conrad.
-康拉德 -康拉德
- Conrad! - Conrad!
他死了吗
Is he dead?
还有呼吸 他肯定是在撤离时睡着了
He's breathing. He must have slept through the evacuation.
什么蠢货会在撤离的时候睡觉啊
Okay, what kind of asshole sleeps through an evacuation?
把他弄醒
Wake him up.
那不是 不是牛奶吧
I don't think that... that was milk.
固话也打不了
Line's dead.
因为停电了
It's 'cause the power's out.
你知道什么是EMP吗
You know what an EMP is?
知道知道 白人跳舞听的歌♥
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that music white people dance to.
那是EDM
No, that's EDM!
EMP就是电磁脉冲
EMP stands for electromagnetic pulse.
高空大气层发生核爆♥炸♥就会产生电磁脉冲
A nuclear explosion in the upper atmosphere can cause one.
它会在大范围内摧毁大多数电子产品
And it knocks out most electronics, over a really big area.
那是什么意思
But what does that mean?
所有东西都用不了了
It means nothing works.
车子也是吗
Not even cars?
在这里你们有吃有住
Well, you guys have food and a roof over your head.
还不如留在这里
You could do a lot worse than staying
-等事情过去 -慢着 什么事情
- and waiting this out. - Wait, waiting what out?
靠 快走 快走
Shit! Come on, come on, come on!
那是F-22猛禽空优型战斗机
Those are F-22 Raptor air superiority fighters.
它们是在和什么飞船对打啊
What are those ships they're fighting?
我还没见过这种东西
I've never seen anything like them.
快跑 赶紧离开这里 跑
Run! Go, get the hell out here. Go!
赶紧的
Hurry up!
跑跑跑
Go, go, go!
别挡路
Move out of the way!
快点 快点
Come on, come on!
快
Go!
小心
Oh! Look out!
小心 小心
Look out, look out! Whoa!
怎么回事
What's going on?
什么
What?
那是什么
What is that?
是一个飞龙太空舱
It's a Dragon capsule.
你怎么什么都知道
How do you know all this stuff?
我妈妈送我来户外野营是有原因的
There's a reason my mom sent me to outdoor camp.
天呐 这东西好大
Oh, God, that thing's huge.
什么鬼
What the hell?
不不不 别碰它 哥们
- No, don't touch it! Dude!
太烫了你打不开
It's still hot from re-entry.
有人有水吗 太好了
Oh, does anyone have any water? Good idea.
谢谢
Thanks. Thanks.
你认真的吗
You serious?
-咋了 -给我
- What? - Gimme it.
啥
What?
你不会是想打开那玩意儿吧
You're not gonna open that thing, are you?
里面可能有人
There could be someone inside.
别 就这样吧 行不行
No, leave it be. All right?
啥 我们还不知道这是什么鬼东西
What? We don't know what this shit is.
别碰它
Don't touch it.
外面就跟动物世界似的
This is animal kingdom out here, bitches.
适者生...
All right, survival of the fit--
有人吗
Hello. Is... is anybody in here?
兄弟们
Guys!
快点 快点 快点
Come on, come on, come on!
我以为太空的微重力能让你轻一点
I thought space was supposed to make you weightless?
我们又不在太空 大兄弟
We're not in space, dude.
-我在哪里 -在环球卫士夏令营
- Where am I? - At Rim of the World Adventure Camp.
巨熊镇的附近
Near Big Bear.
这是一个营地吗
This is a camp?
对 我也很失望 不过
Yeah, I was disappointed too, but...
坐标都不对
Coordinates all wrong.
帕萨迪娜 去找菲尔丁博士
Pasadena... Dr. Fielding.
抱歉 我们现在不在帕萨迪娜附近
I'm sorry, but we're not near Pasadena right now.
-喷气推进实验室 -是喷气推进实验室吗
- Jpl! - jpl?
喷气推进实验室 美国宇航局的一部分
The Jet Propulsion Laboratory. It's part of NASA.
尽量不要乱动 好吗
Try not to move as much, okay?
-不要乱动 -钥匙
- Try not to move as much. - The key!
钥匙
The key.
把它送到喷气推进实验室
Take it to JPL,
给菲尔丁博士
Dr. Fielding.
这上面什么都有 神剑 什么都有
It has everything on it. Excalibur, everything.
去吧
Go!
那是什么鬼
What the actual shit?
要是我们走了你会死的
You're gonna die if we leave you.
如果你不走大家都会死
We'll all die if you don't!
跑
Run!
那是外星人吗
Was that an alien?
跑
Run!
继续 快点 走吧
Keep going, come on! Let's go!
还有一只狗
It has a dog!
亚历克斯 快点
Alex! Come on!
等一下 等一下
Hey, wait! Wait, wait!
它有多大
How big was it?
和小奶狗那么大吗
Was it, like, puppy-size? '
或许它只是想要抱抱
Cause maybe it just wants to cuddle.
不是吧 快跑啊
Hell, no! We have to go!
亚历克斯 过来
Alex, come here.
大流士 快过来
Dariush. Come here.
谢天谢地
Thank you, Baby Jesus!
不
No!
救我 救我 我来了
Help me, help me! I'm coming!
走 走
Go, go.
快走 快走 跑起来
Go, go. Go, go. Run! Run!
见鬼 走吧
Shit! Let's go!
来 走吧
Come on! Let's go!
-你在干啥 -快点儿
- What are you doing? - Come on.
它在哪儿
Where is it?
该死
Oh, shit!
闭嘴 嘘
Stop talking. Shh.
闭嘴
Stop...
他来了 我们得躲起来
He's coming, we have to hide.
拜托 嘘
Please. Shh! Shh!
来了 来了
He's coming, he's coming.
这要活活被大便熏死 不行
That's fecal suicide! No!
我靠
Crap!