只是玩 你们不会真要开除我吧
Oh, God, please make them let me stay.
求你了老天爷 保佑我不被开除
I'm afraid. Oh, God, have mercy on me.
我好怕 天哪 饶了我吧
Now what are you saying?
你在嘟囔什么
Nothing, Raymond! Oh, God, nothing! I wasn't saying anything.
什么都没有 天 什么都没说
Connie and I have to go out for a while.
我俩出去一趟
We want to be sure you stay in your room, so we're going to lock you in.
怕你乱跑 我们要把门锁了
Lock me in? I won't go anywhere, Raymond. Please.
锁门 不要啊 我哪儿都不去 求你了
You shouldn't mind staying in here, Channing.
你不是喜欢在柜子里吗
It's rather obvious that you are, to use vulgar slang,
用他们的话来说 你就是那什么
a closet queen, as they call it.
深柜基佬 对
Oh, no, Raymond, please!
噢不要 雷蒙德 求你
Don't lock me in. Please, I won't go anywhere.
不要锁门 我哪儿都不去
I'll just stay here and be me when you're gone.
我乖乖在这儿等你们回来
I won't even think about being you! Oh, please!
我保证不会了 求求了
With the shock of the obscene parcel strong fresh in their minds,
即使特快带来的冲击仍挥之不去
the trailer residents bravely go ahead with their birthday celebration
房♥车住户依然决定继续开派对
and the egg man lets his true feelings be known to Edie.
送蛋员也向伊迪坦露了自己的心意
Oh, happy day
噢 真好
Edie has accepted the egg man's offer of marriage.
伊迪接受了送蛋员的求婚
And you mean you'll bring me 50 eggs a day?
你说你每天都给我带五十个鸡蛋
And I can come and visit Babs and Cotton and Crackers?
我还能时不时回来看看他们
And you'll buy me a new girdle and bra and pretty under things?
你还要给我买♥♥新的内衣内♥裤♥
Yes, Edie. Yes, yes, yes.
是的伊迪 我会
I'll make you the happiest egg Lady ever. Don't you worry about that.
我要让你成为世上最幸福的送蛋员妻子 我保证
I love you. I love you more than anything in this whole world.
我爱你 你是我世上最爱的人
And right after the party's over,
派对过后
you and I are gonna take our first little trip together.
我们就一起去旅行
I'm gonna take you to the largest poultry factory on the east coast.
我带你去东海岸最大的养鸡场
And then you can eat and eat and eat all the eggs you ever want.
到时候你想吃多少蛋就吃多少蛋
A hundred eggs a day?
我要是一天吃一百个呢
You mean I can eat a hundred eggs?
一天一百个都可以吗
A thousand if you want 'em.
只要你想 一千个都没问题
Oh, I do love you, Mr.Egg man,
噢我爱死你了送蛋员先生
even though I do love my little eggies just a little bit better.
虽然比起我对鸡蛋蛋的爱还要差一点
But I do love you, Mr. Egg man, more than any man I have ever known.
但我也很爱你 你是我最爱的男人
And I, Edie, love you more than any woman I have ever laid eyes on.
我也是 你是我最爱的女人
And if you love me just half as much as you love them eggs,
就算你只拿对鸡蛋一半的热情对我
then our marriage will be just as good as sealed in heaven.
我俩都足够恩爱了
happy, happy birthday, baby
快乐 生日快乐 宝贝
okay, let's go
开始吧
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Operator, give me the police office, please.
接线员 请帮我接到警局
--County headquarters. --Phase three, Raymond. Phase three.
--接到本县总局 --第三步 雷蒙德 第三步了
Hello. I'd like to report a lewd and disorderly party.
你好 我举报一起淫乱不堪的聚众活动
No. I'm a neighbor, and it's making me sick.
不 我住旁边 看得我发呕
The sight of such perverts
他们又吃又喝
guzzling wine and taking dope right out in the open.
大庭广众之下还明目张胆地吸毒
Tell them where it is.
给他们说位置
It's on Philpot Road, first driveway on the left.
在菲尔波特街 第一条车道左边
Walk up into the woods and it's taking place in a trailer.
在林子里 在一辆房♥车旁边
Yes, I believe a woman does live there, if you can call her a woman.
是 有个“女人”住那儿 如果你觉得她是女人的话
She is a whore, officer.
她就是个烂货
Yes, well, I feel when I see these things going on that it's my duty to report them.
当然 不能眼睁睁看着他们胡作非为啊
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Even with the hectic events of the day,
即使风波接二连三
Raymond Marble still finds time to satisfy his perverted urges.
也丝毫没有影响雷蒙德·马布尔的暴露欲
Watch as he not only commits another act of indecent exposure
一起看看吧 看他如何把老婆撂在车里
but adds to this social horror by making his wife wait in the car.
自己一个人去干龌龊事的
Is there no shame?
不觉得羞耻吗
oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah oh, man, yeah
噢快看快看 快看啊兄弟
yeah, yeah, yeah, man yeah, yeah
快看快看 快看啊兄弟快看
oh, go, man, go, go, go, man
噢上啊兄弟 上上上兄弟
That is not the only shock you have before you, Raymond Marble,
别急 还有好戏等着你呢 雷蒙德·马布尔
because at this exact moment
因为就在此时
Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip.
蒂万也从镇上人口中得知了你们的诡计
She also has your address, asshole!
别忘了她也搞得到你家地址 傻♥逼♥
Connie! Raymond!
科妮 雷蒙德
They're probably hiding their asses.
两个贱♥货♥躲起来了
It'd be a prudent move on their part if they were,
他俩还有点脑子 知道躲起来
but I could smell them if they were here.
但老娘闻得出他俩的骚味儿
Come on, let's go upstairs.
走吧 上楼
--Connie, you have company. --We got something here for you.
--科妮 我们找上门啦 --带东西来看你们啦
Ew! Their bedroom.
噫 他们的卧室
Their fuck chamber itself.
他们的性窝
Oh, this is where they mate, Crackers, right here on this very bed.
看好了夸克斯 这就是他俩做♥爱♥的地方
This is where they touch their uninspired little organs together,
他们就在这床上互相摩挲 上下求索
vainly trying to recharge their worn-out battery of filthiness,
半夜所有人要睡觉了 他俩开始搞 浪♥叫♥个不停
thrashing and moaning in the still of the night.
以为这样就是肮脏下流了 呵
What kind of shit turns them on, mama? What do they do in here?
他们做什么呢妈妈 我是说 怎么做的呢
All sorts of disgusting positions, I would imagine, Crackers.
肯定什么花样都玩遍了 我敢说
Connie probably takes Raymond's little peanut of a cock
科妮她那又干又裂的逼嘴
between her brittle, chapped lips
含着雷蒙德的小花生米
and then scrapes her ugly, decayed teeth up and down on it,
一口老牙来回刮
while asshole Raymond thinks he's getting the best head on the east coast.
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