我也是 我太讨厌他了
Me, too. I used to fucking hate it.
不敢相信那老东西说我是妓♥女♥
I can't believe that old fuck called me a whore.
我懂 操♥他♥妈♥的
Dude, I know. Motherfucker!
他那可怜的妻子 你看见了吗
His poor wife. Did you see her?
她好像很伤心
She almost had a heart attack.
我不知道我是不是
Yeah, I never know if I should, like,
应该同情一下那种女人
feel bad for women like that.
比如 你为什么要和这么可怕的人在一起
Like, why would you be with someone so horrible?
我不知道 好伤心
I don't know, dude. It's sad.
当我看见这样一对夫妻
When I see a couple like that,
我能想到的是 在她生命中的某个时刻
all I can think about is that at some point in her life,
他硬了起来 她叫他插♥进♥来
he had a boner and she let him put it in her.
你为什么会这么想
Eww! Why is that what you think about?
我也不知道 快看
I can't help it. Wait, wait.
一 二 三
One, two, three.
操♥你♥妈♥的婊♥子♥ 为什么
Oh, you fucking bitches! Why?
天呐 你还是回来了
Oh, my God! Finally! We fucking finally got you back!
-一点也不好笑 -抱歉 爱你
- No, that shit wasn't funny. - I'm sorry. I love you.
你们谁闻起来有股屎臭味
Eww, no. One of y'all smell like shit.
是我们的制♥服♥
It's our fucking uniforms. Yeah.
我们要上夜班
We have to work tonight,
但我们得先去趟洗衣店
but we have to go to the Laundromat first,
因为很明显我们闻起来很臭 所以
because clearly we smell like feces, so...
等等 工作
Wait, wait, wait. Work?
你不参加艺术狗狗派对吗
You're not hit tin' up Art Dog's party?
糟糕 我忘记这个了 在他的外婆是吗
Oh, shit. I forgot about that. At his g-ma's, right?
当然 白天可不能喝酒
Yes, ma'am. Day drinking like a motherfucker!
我们没时间了
No, we don't have time for that.
我们得清醒的见罗德里克
And we have to see Roderick sober.
先别管那些了
We don't have to get fucked up.
我们可以等一会 和他们打个招呼
We can hang for a minute and say hey.
不行 我们得回去洗衣服
We have to wash our dresses. We can't.
在艺术狗之家洗就行了
Just wash 'em at Art Dog's place.
-他一点都不在乎这些 -太棒了兄弟
- He don't give a fuck. - Dude, yes.
或者直接拿到自助洗衣店
Or we could just go to the Laundromat.
可能你会看到有个家伙偷你的内衣
Maybe you'll see that guy that stole your underwear.
找他们要回来就行了
You can ask for them back.
或者管他借一件衣服
Or maybe you can borrow a pair of his.
好主意
Oh, that's an option.
-好吧 -这才对嘛
- Okay. - That's my girl!
就是这样
Hey, that's what I'm talk in' about.
♪ 我穿着红色的底裤 ♪
♪ Yeah, I got bougie bitches in the red bottoms ♪
♪ 他们把钱用来买♥♥古驰 ♪
♪ They got they own money Put that Gucci on 'em ♪
♪ 她不需要爱 她只想要做♥爱♥ ♪
♪ She don't need a man She just want the dick ♪
♪ 让她和我一起 她在玩屁♥股♥把戏 ♪
♪ Let her work mine She be do in' booty tricks ♪
♪ 钱堆在大厅里 ♪
♪ Hunned hos in the lobby ♪
♪ 更多的钱在我的账户里 ♪
♪ Hunned G's in the account ♪
♪ 手♥机♥上钱的标签让我兴奋 ♪
♪ Hunned labels on the phone Talkin' money turn me on ♪
♪ 在吗 ♪
♪ Hello? ♪
♪ 你说什么 你说什么 ♪
♪ What's that you said? What's that you said? ♪
♪ 停掉信♥用♥卡♥ ♪
♪ Cut the advance? ♪
♪ 停掉信♥用♥卡♥ 给我拿个面包 ♪
♪ Cut the advance, bring me the bread ♪
♪ 我知道你想拥有一切 拥有一切 ♪
♪ I know that you wanna have it all, have it all ♪
♪ 但是我已经有了你想要的一切 ♪
♪ But you can't have it all 'cause I already got it ♪
♪ 又有了一个新的账户 ♪
♪ Ah, gotta get a new bank account ♪
♪ 这个已经足够 重新开始另一个 ♪
♪ 'Cause this one full, get another one started ♪
♪ 博客 照片墙 快照 推特 ♪
♪ Blogs and Instagram and the Snap and the Twit ♪
♪ 我已经嗨了 你呢 ♪
♪ Yeah, I was already poppin' And yo bitch? ♪
♪ 纵身一跃 她撕掉了衣服 ♪
♪ Hop in the whip and she strip off the rip ♪
♪ 拉里 脱得太慢了 ♪
♪ Rari so slow on the pull up, Pull up ♪
♪ 打开车道 都是我的钱 ♪
♪ Got the lane open, full a commas ♪
♪ 冰袖口珠光宝气 ♪
♪ Bling blow flash Got that ice cuff ♪
♪ 装满了一个袋子 我需要一副手铐 ♪
♪ Bag full a bands Yeah, I need a handcuff ♪
♪ 我要 我要 ♪
♪ I need it, I need it ♪
♪ 拉里 脱得太慢了 ♪
♪ Rari so slow on the pull up ♪
有点像这样 来看看
Yo, something kinda like this. Yo, check it out.
开始
Go...
你们觉得怎么样
What y'all think?
这有点高阶
I mean, it's, like, a little advanced,
你们想学的话我可以教你们个简单的
but I can teach y'all an easier version if you wanna learn.
高阶 搞笑呢
Advanced? What?
哥们 我在哪个街头跳舞都是要小费的
Dude, ain't no way in hell I'm dancing on no corner for tips.
-这主意糟透了 -你觉得这很简单吗
- That's a dumb-as-fuck idea. - You think that shit was easy?
这太小儿科了
I mean, it was basic.
我六岁就开始上街舞课了
I've been taking hip-hop classes since I was six years old,
我从来不说这是小儿科
so I'd hardly call that shit "basic."
你跳了几年舞
How many years dance experience you got?
啥 我这辈子都在跳舞
What? All my life.
-哥们 这是真的 -你上过课吗
- All his life, bro. - You took classes?
我根本不需要上那狗屎一样的课 儿子
I don't need no bullshit classes, son.
这哥们满嘴是屎
This dude is full of shit, D.
你觉得呢
Oh, you think so?
除非你现在让我看看
Yeah, unless you show me now.
-你介意我跳给他看嘛 -你跳吧
- Do I? Do you mind if I... Show that dude. - Show him.
行 等会 拭目以待吧
Okay, hold on. Let's get this.
你想看什么
Uh-huh. You wanna see some thin'?
好好想想
Think about-- See, you don't even know...
别担心
But... Don't worry about it.
看我 看到我是怎么做的了吗
Look at that. You see how I get it right there?
我都不用看 我感觉到了 没问题的
I don't need to. I feel it. That's right.
就这样
Get it right there.
不不 你看 你得这样
No, no, you see, you gotta get...
对 再慢一点 色情点
Yeah, get lower. Get in the dirt.
你想这样跳吗
Oh, you wanna do it like that?
把地面操哭
Impregnate the ground.
蠢货
Dumbass!
这就是你没必要跳舞的原因
That's why you do not need to dance.
你上的课不管用了吗
Can't hang with all them classes you took?
你得去退钱了
Need a refund!
这是个毒品派对
This is a drug party.
如果我们现在不走的话 我们就没机会
If we don't leave now, there's no chance
从这清醒的出去了
we're getting out of here sober.
该死的 安吉拉 不
Oh, shit! Angela, no.
晚点才好玩 哥们 你能不能放松点
But it's for later, dude. Can you relax?
这里太多诱惑了 我怕控制不了我自己
There's too much temptation. I don't even trust myself.
如果有人给你东西 你拒绝就行了
Look, if anyone offers you anything, just say no. Okay?
我们不磕嗨照样能玩的好
We can have fun without getting fucked up.
-来吧 -好吧
- Come on. - All right.
他在哪呢
Where's he at?
最近怎么样
Oh, damn! What's up?
-嗨 姑娘们 -嗨
- What's up, girl? - What's up?
能见到你们太好了 最近怎么样
Good. Good seeing you two. What y'all been up to?
不怎么样 但是我们有一个奇怪的请求
Not much. But hey, this is a weird question,
我们能用你的洗衣机吗
but could we use your washing machine?
什么 要洗衣服吗
What? Like, to do laundry?
对 我们要洗一下工作服
Yeah, we just have to wash some stuff for work.
当然可以
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.
就像我外婆总说的把这里当成你的家
You know my g-ma's casa es su casa.
真的吗 太好了
Really? Yeah.
-太谢谢你了 谢谢 -别客气
- Oh, thank you. Thank you. - Oh, you're welcome.
那是西班牙语吗
Spanish, though? Okay.
西班牙语 那是句俗语
Spanish, that's the weed talk in'.
跟我走吧
Come on.
现在你们欠我一支舞了哦
Man, you're gonna owe me a dance after this, though.
当然了
Oh, hell, yeah! Oh, duh.
你看 就在这 这两个半斤八两的家伙
All right, look, there you go. It's Tweedle-Dee, Tweedle-Dum.
太好了 谢谢
Oh, shit, thank you.
你们弄完了就叫我
Just holler at me when y'all get done, all right?
谢谢你 真的太感谢了
Thank you. Oh, thank you so much.
天哪 姐妹
Oh, my God, dude.
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