我为假日狂（2019）

这里是微笑纽约电台的尔夫杰克森
This is Irv Jackson on Smile NYC,
让我带大家告别感恩节 顺势进入圣诞气氛中
un-stuffing you from Thanksgiving,easing you into your Christmas groove.
接下来是早上六点交通时间的首席DJ
Next up at 6:00 a.m., drive-time's number one DJ,
人称热血拉许的拉许威廉斯
your adrenaline rush, Rush Williams.
是时候以这首约翰传奇全新经典歌♥曲 来展开佳节时期了
Now, time to kick off the holidays with this new classic from John Legend:
《圣诞快乐》
"Merry Merry Christmas."
伊薇
Evie.
你竟然在早上五点传讯息给爸爸
You are not texting Daddy at 5:00 a.m.
我想要迷你马
I want a mini horse.
（伊薇、嘉碧、爸爸）
宝贝 圣诞老人会知道你几点起床喔
Sweetheart,Santa knows when you're awake.
你最好快点闭上眼睛
You better close those eyes.
迷你马
Mini horse.
我也是
Me too.
嘉碧 乖小孩要到七点才会起床
Gabby, nice kids don't wake up until seven.
帅气依旧
Still got it.
我该在你身上挂个铃铛才对 妹子
I gotta put a jungle bell on you, girl.
双倍红眼咖啡
Red Eye Double Shot.
-这能尝出你有多关心我 -拜托
- The taste of how much you really care. - Oh, please.
我绕路走两公里去买♥♥一杯五元的咖啡 是为了确保我的明星DJ能准时上工
I take a three-mile detour to buy a five-dollar cup of coffee to make sure my star DJ is in his chair on time.
这是我今早唯一关心的事
That's what I care about this morning.
你的明星DJ自己有车
Yeah, well, your star DJ
还且还比你的好
has got a car of his own. It's nicer than yours.
-你被讯息灌爆了吗？ -我在看双胞胎的圣诞清单
-You blowin' up-Uh, the twins' Christmas list.
我得在四点离开
I got to be out of here by 4:00.
你才刚到而已 乔姑姑
You just got here, Aunt Jo.
我只是要告诉你 我还有其他约要赴
Just letting you know, I have other engagements.
早安 乔瑟芬
Good morning, Josephine.
别理他 他在躲圣诞要求清单
Don't mind him, he's dodging Christmas list demands over there.
双胞胎想要迷你马
The twins want tiny horses.
宝贝一定会喜欢动物娃娃
These babies will never get tired of stuffed animals.
不是 她们是认真的
No. These kids are not playing.
她们想要的是会吃会拉活生生迷你马
They want real, hay eating, pooping, miniature horses.
好吧
Whooooaa. Okay.
你可以做午餐给她们吃
You could make them lunch.
只要五分钟 却满满都是爱
Takes five minutes, shows a whole lot of love.
钱是给我的 午餐我来做
Cash is for me. I make the lunches.
乔姑姑以前在我每天上学前 都会帮我准备午餐
Aunt Jo used to pack a bag for me every single day before school.
自从宝拉过世后 她也这样照顾我的孩子
And since Paula passed, she does the same for the kids.
我每次都会在里面偷塞甜食
I always try to slip something sweet in there.
她真的值回票价
She's worth it.
如果我不用跟妹妹们共用厕所
If I didn't share a bathroom with my sisters,
如果她们没把我的手♥机♥掉到马桶
and one of them hadn't dropped my phone in the toilet,
如果白米除潮有用
and if the rice had worked,
如果你没强迫我一定要从中学到一课
and if you didn't insist on me learning a lesson about all of that,
-我就能传清单给你 -早安
- I would've texted this list. - Good morning.
必备项目我用粉红色标记
My "musts" are highlighted in pink.
等一下 玛雅小姐
Hold on, Miss Mya.
把清单念给我听 拉许
Read the list to me, Rush.
普拉达包
Prada bag,
到纽约市看百老汇
Broadway night in NYC.
玛雅 我们谈过这点了 人生的目标不在于豪华
Uh-uh, Mya, we talked about this. Extra is not the goal.
这时候就说教有点太早了
It's too early for teachable moments.
人越有钱 孩子就越贪心
The richer you get,the greedier those kids get.
抢…
Grab, grab, grab.
拿…
Take, take, take.
爱你
Love you.
-早安 贾摩 -早安
-Oh, good morning, Jamal. -Good morning.
对了 你提早申请学校了吧？
Oh, you up for that "early action" day,ain't that right
-对 -有结果了吗？
- Yeah. - Oh, did you hear yet?
还没 我还在等回信
No, not yet. But I'm still waiting on the email.
-你一定会录取 -而且还有后备学校
-You're getting in, you're getting in. -And we got the back up schools.
-哈佛是我的目标 爸 -是没错
- Well, Harvard is the goal, Dad. - Yes.
少啰嗦 要专心在目标上
Hush it down, eyes on the prize.
-我能跟儿子说话吗？ -对啊 爸
- Can I talk to my son- Yeah, Dad.
我的天啊
Oh, my gosh. Listen,
你一定行的 贾摩
you've got this, Jamal.
你一定能录取哈佛大学
There has only been Harvard. There will only ever be Harvard.
-谢谢你 萝珂茜 -精彩的都在那
- Thanks, Roxy. - That's where it's at.
请恕我先失陪了
Well, now, you'll have to excuse me.
才刚吸进新鲜空气 现在我得去伸展一下
Just got air flowing through these lungs.Now I have to stretch.
得让贾摩列车往终点站开去 懂吗？
Got to keep the J-Train on track, you know?
-我喜欢 -好
- Love it. - All right.
这小子两天后就要比我高了
That boy's gonna be taller than me in two days.
就是说啊 他的机智是打哪来的？
I'm telling you.Where'd he get that wit from, hmm?
我也不知道 应该是拉许风格吧
I don't know. You know,it's got a Rush vibe to it, though.
名人比美人优先 上车吧
Fame before beauty, get on in.
别洒出咖啡 我才刚把你上次弄脏的清干净
And do not spill that coffee. I just got your last sticky out.
-你开太快了 -你迟到太久了
- You drive too fast. - Well, you late too much.
-拉许早 萝珂茜早 -早安
- Good morning, Rush. Good morning, Roxy. - Morning.
还有95秒就要开播
We have 95 seconds until air,
我还得做声音测试、审阅圣诞歌♥单
I still need to do a sound check, go over the Christmas songs list.
完毕后马上让你们播出
I gotta get you out as soon as we wrap,
你们10点还要跟马修开会
you still have Marshall at ten o'clock.
波利斯还没打给我 都已经三天了
And Boris never called me back. It's been three days,
我给那笨蛋尝了一点甜头
I gave that numpty my candied yams.
洁内菈 我要你稍微慢一点 好吗？
Janella, I need you to move the dial down to, like, a five. Okay
时间还早
It's early.
有这么帅气的脸庞
With a face like that,
你干嘛要做广播节目啊？
I don't know why you be doing radio, though.
天啊
Golly.
我的热血拉许来啦
Hey, there's my Adrenaline Rush.
卡崔娜 你要整天 都是这种精神 懂吗？
Katrina, you need to keep that attitude up all day, you hear me?
你那套精神最好是乖一点 卡崔娜
Those attitudes better stay in their dress, Katrina.
你快点过来
Boy, come on.
你得让我把魅力暖身一下
Hey.You got to let me get my little shine on. You know what,
我帮你们买♥♥了咖啡
I need you to focus.I bought you guys coffee,
但我压力太大 就喝掉了
but I got stressed out and drank it.
尔夫杰克森来唤醒大家了
This is Irv Jackson waking you up.
准备听拉许威廉斯来让大家振奋精神
Now, get ready for Rush Williams to get you going.
-测试… -你的确是在测试我的脾气
-Testing, testing. -Yeah, testing me is right.
-明星先生 你听好了 -是 老板
-Listen here, Mister Star. - Yes, boss.
-感恩节结束了 没有火鸡了 -是 老板
- Yes, boss. - Thanksgiving is over. No more turkey.
今天开始播圣诞音乐
We start playing Christmas music today.
那就来点好圣音吧
Well, let's sleigh away.
喜欢我说“圣音”这个梗吗？
You like how I did that"Sleigh."
洁内菈寄我同意的 圣诞热门歌♥曲清单给你了吗？
Janella sent you my approved Christmas hits list?
-我已经寄了 -都看完、背好、数位化了
- Yes, I did. - Studied, memorized, digitized.
那就好好遵照那个清单
And so we're gonna stick to that.
别播嘻哈乐
No hip hop.
开播倒数 五、四、三…
Live in five, four, three...
大家早安 纽约市、皇后区、布鲁克林、斯壮岛
Good morning, my people. NYC, Queens, Brooklyn, Strong Island.
我是微笑纽约电台 在早上热血登场的热血拉许
It's your morning shot of Adrenaline Rush on Smile NYC.
把齿缝间的火鸡肉剔干净
Floss that turkey out your teeth
因为拉许威廉斯要给大家带来 丰盛的圣诞歌♥曲大餐
because Rush Williams is about to put you on a steady diet of tinsel tunes.
不管你是要开车去上班、开车去购物
Whether you're driving to work, driving to the mall,
还是只是为圣诞节忙得不可开交
or just letting Christmas drive you crazy.
我们一起听这首老歌♥放松一下
Let's get turnt up with this old school jam
献给我的长子贾摩
dedicated to my firstborn, Jamal.
今天是他非常特别的日子
Today's going to be a very special day for him, y'all.
嘻哈乐团Run DMC带来的 《霍利斯圣诞节》
"Christmas in Hollis," Run DMC!
开始播罗
Oh, here we go!
皇后区霍利斯的圣诞节
It's Christmas time in Hollis, Queens
妈妈在煮鸡肉和绿叶甘蓝
Mom's cookin' chicken And collard greens
米饭和馅料、通心面和起司
Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese
圣诞老人把礼物放到圣诞树下
And Santa puttin' gifts Under Christmas trees, oh...
每天都这样
Every damn day.
别跳了
Stop it.
叮叮当 叮叮当
Jingle, jingle, jingle bells
铃♥声♥多响亮
Jingle all the way
-早安 -宝贝早