巴布与斯塔尔的维斯塔德尔玛之旅（2021）

Star, why don't you cheer him up with one of your greeting card
金句吗？ -哦芭布 别听她的
poems? - Oh, Barb. Don't listen to her.
没有我已经对那些生疏了不 -来吧
No. I'm so rusty, no. - Come on.
别说了 -来吧
Stop it. - Come on.
芭布 -抱歉什么意思
Barb? - Sorry, what is this?
小星有天赋你应该展示展示
Star has a gift, you should share it.
哦没什么 这只是我的一个愚蠢的爱好
Oh, it's nothing, it's just a silly hobby I have.
我喜欢说些金句特别是
I like to make my own greeting cards, specifically
对中年人来说 你知道因为我们要经历一些事情
for the middle aged, you know, because we go through stuff.
别害羞来吧芭布别这样
Don't be shy, come on. - Barb, please.
来吧帮帮这个人
Do it, just do it. Help this man.
整一句吧天哪
Okay. Okay. Just do one. Gosh.
你会喜欢这个的好的
You're gonna love this. - Okay,
你会喜欢这个的好的
I'm gonna make it up. - She's gonna make it up.
我得整理整理 她要整理整理
好的即兴发挥
Okay. - Nothing planned.
她在思考她正在准备
She's thinking. She's preparing.
我们不能强迫
We can't force it.
有时生活的伞上会有破洞
Sometimes life's umbrella has holes in it,
雨水会倾泻在你的肩膀上
and the water just pours all over your shoulders
淋湿你的头发 -好的
and your hair. - All right.
不过别担心因为雨会停的
But don't worry, because the rain will end.
但是你也应该买♥♥把新伞
But you should also get a replacement umbrella
以防下一次降雨
for the next time.
这样可以吗？我太紧张了
Gosh. Was that okay? I was so nervous!
分我不知道她是怎么做到的文字就像
I don't know how she does it. Words just...
从她身上蹦出来就像呼吸一样
fall out of her, like, air comes out of a...
看我就做不到不管怎样
See, I can't do it. - Anyway,
我希望这些话能帮上点忙
I hope it helped a little.
是的是这样的是的谢谢
Yeah, it did actually, yeah. Thank you.
看到了吗？
See?
看到了吗 -好吧
See? - All right.
非常感谢我要休息一下
Thank you so much. I'm gonna take a short break.
我马上回来谢谢
I'll be right back, thank you.
好吧我回来了谢谢
Okay. I'm back. Thank you.
轮到我选饮料了好的
My turn to pick the drink. - Okay.
好吧哦乔治这是什么饮料
Okay. Ooh, George, what's this drink
上面有骷髅和交叉骨的？
with the skull and crossbones over it?
我们能来一个这样的吗？
Can we get one of those?
它叫“埋藏的宝藏”
It's called The Buried Treasure.
哟 -吼吼从来没有人喝完过
Yo-ho-ho. - No one's ever finished
一整杯
the whole thing.
但如果你们喝到底
But if you get to the bottom,
能得到一个真正的宝藏
there's a real treasure.
你们确定要这么做吗？
You sure you guys wanna do this?
是的是的
Yeah. - Yes.
好的 我喜欢宝藏
Okay. - I love treasures.
是 -是的
Yes. - Yeah.
♪ Tried to amend My carnivorous habit ♪
♪ Made it nearly 70 days ♪
你们已经喝完了吗？
You finished that already?
嗯 -嗯 嗯 -是的
Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Yeah.
创造了记录但我们没找到过宝藏
Just for the record, we never found the treasure.
你们在底部找到了
You found the chest at the bottom
装糖浆液体的箱子吗 -是的
with the syrupy liquid? - Yeah.
我们把它喝了所有的糖浆
We licked it up. - All the syrup.
继续说你直说吧
Let's go. - You open up
发现了潜水员的面罩和三粒药丸吧？
the scuba diver's mask and found the three pills?
嗯 -嗯 我吃了一片药
Uh-hmm. - I took a pill.
我吃了一片 -我吃了一片药
I had one. - I had a pill.
哦好吧那就是你们的宝藏
Oh, well, that's you... - treasure.
♪ Cheeseburger in paradise ♪
♪ Heaven on Earth With an onion slice ♪
♪ Not too particular Not too precise ♪
♪ Cheeseburger... ♪
♪ Near, far ♪
♪ Wherever you are ♪
♪ I believe that ♪
♪ The heart does go on ♪
我喜欢看柳条但我不喜欢坐在那里
I like looking at wicker, but I don't like sitting at it.
嗯
Hmm.
♪ Love can touch us one time ♪
♪ And last for a... ♪
你好是我当然你没有回答
Hello, it's me. Of course, you didn't answer.
我受够了这些
I'm getting sick of these...
模棱两可的话 所以我遇到了两个年轻的
mixed messages, so I've met two young...
两个中年女性朋友
two middle-aged lady friends.
如果你还不尊重我的话
If you don't start giving me this respect thing soon...
任务就取消了
And the mission is off.
♪ My heart will go on... ♪
我们都 -是的
Did we all... - Yes.
很多次
A lot of times.
我刚收到你的信息亲爱的
I just got your message, my darling.
我们别再胡说八道这些完成任务什么的了
Let's not talk such nonsense about completing the mission.
你知道这对我来说很难表现出来
You know it's hard for me to show it,
但是我深深地爱着你
but I love you deeply.
我记得我像骑两匹马一样骑着你们
I know I rode you guys like a couple of horses.
哦这就是为什么 -在走廊上上下下
Oh. That's why... - There up and down the hallway.
我的背有点疼 -是的
...my back's a little sore. - Yeah.
这就是为什么我的背 -可能是酸痛
That's why my back... - It might be sore
你在桌子上所做的那一切
from all you did against the table.
二比一 -嗯 那是真的
It was two against one there. - Well, that's true.
想念你 想舌吻你
Miss you. Kiss with tongues.
We really used the room today and our bodies.
再见伙计们 非常感谢 嗯 昨晚很愉快
Bye, guys. Thanks very much for the, um, great time.
哦埃德加再见 -嘿拜托
Oh, Edgar. Goodbye. - Hey, come on.
拜托再见
Come on. - Goodbye to you.
祝你生活愉快 -再见
Have a great day. - Bye.
再见再见
Bye. - Goodbye.
哦太好了
Oh, great.
哦 好的好的
Oh. - Well, okay.
哦天哪我得承认我确实觉得有点滑稽
Oh, gosh I have to admit I do feel kind of funny.
是因为我打了你的屁♥股♥吗？
Was it because I spanked your bottom?
我想是因为他是自卡门离开后
I think it's because he's the first man
我上♥床♥的第一个男人
I've been with, you know, since Carmine left.
哦我知道你的感受是的
Oh, I know how you feel. - Yeah.
自从罗恩之后我就没和任何人在一起过
I haven't been with anyone since Ron.
你知道的 是的
You know that. - Yeah.
哦 -埃德加人很好
Oh. - Edgar was nice though.
我是说 -哦我的天啊
I mean... - Oh, my gosh.
多好的人啊
What a nice man.
是个很好的人
Was such a nice man.
天哪 商店 -在这里购物
My God! The shop... - The shopping here.
我喜欢我买♥♥的那块磁铁上面写着“触发区”
I love that magnet I got that says "Flip Flop Zone"
写着古怪的字母的那个吗？我想看看它
in wacky letters? I wanna look at it.
袋子里写着波基·麦克纳利的铁丝网小屋
That ones in the bag that says Pookie McNally's Trinket Hut.
是那个黄色的哦是的
It's the yellow one. - Oh, yes.
我就是在那里买♥♥到我的新手♥机♥壳的
That's where I got my new phone case.
我爱死它了就像我在海边
I love it. - It's like I'm listening
听海螺一样 -我爱死它了
to the ocean. - I love it.
我们没有手♥机♥ -哦不我要把它带回家
We don't have cell phones. - Oh, no, I'm gonna take it home
然后把它粘到我们的座机上那很聪明
and glue it to our land line. - That's clever.
真不敢相信我们找到了这个 -那出现在我们的车里
I can't believe we found this. - That's going on our car.
你知道我最喜欢什么吗？
Do you know what my favorite thing is?
友谊手镯？ -是的
Friendship bracelets? - Yes.
我不敢相信这个只要三美元
I can't believe these were only three dollars.
这是个纪念品是一生的纪念品
It's a keepsake, it's a keepsake for life.
虽然有点锋利 -确实很锋利
It's a little sharp though. - They are sharp.
有点锋利 -划破了点皮肤
They're a little sharp. - Getting my skin a little bit.
没事随着时间的推移它会磨平的
We'll break it in. It'll wear down over time.
嗯小星
Yeah. - Star.
一艘玻璃底舟
A glass bottom boat?
让我们看看几点出发 -我们快点走吧
Let's see what time it leaves. - Let's go fast.
我们得快点哦天哪 好的
We gotta hurry. Oh, God! - Okay.
海贝壳 什么？天哪
Sea shells! - What? Gosh.
这是一只长着大眼睛的怪异的蛤蜊
It's a freakin' clam with googly eyes.
准备好开派对了吗？
Ready to party?
♪ Near, far, wherever you are ♪
你这个笨蛋