亚当·桑德勒：100%新鲜（2018）

♪And I am upside down♪
♪他不小心把鸡鸡放进我嘴里♪
♪He accidentally puts his penis In my mouth♪
♪然后他把鸡鸡放在我手里♪
♪And he puts his penis in mine♪
♪我猜这只是又一场意外♪
♪Yes, it's just another accident♪
♪只是又一件我故意做的事♪
♪It's just another thing That on purpose I did♪
♪只是…♪
♪It's- - It's just...♪
♪只是69号♥太空站的♪
♪It's just another afternoon♪
♪又一个下午♪
♪On Station 69♪
♪我第一次看见他♪
♪The first time I saw him♪
♪他可爱极了♪
♪He was sweeter than shit♪
♪穿着格子夹克 皮带太紧♪
♪Plaid jacket and belt too tight♪
♪他甚至都没表演段子♪
♪He wasn't even doing a bit♪
♪满屋子侧手翻♪
♪Then he cartwheeled around the room♪
♪一边和清洁女工慢舞着♪
♪And slow- danced with the cleaning lady♪
♪他一个人一台戏♪
♪He was a one- man party♪
♪你知道我在说谁♪
♪You know who I'm talking about♪
♪我在我的朋友克里斯法利♪
♪I'm talking about My friend Chris Farley♪
♪每个周六下午 我的兄弟都表演出色♪
♪On Saturday night My man would always deliver♪
♪不管他是大黄蜂女孩♪
♪Whether he was the Bumblebee girl♪
♪还是住在河边的小货车里♪
♪Or livin' in a van down by the river♪
♪他喜欢跳舞♪
♪He loved the bears and did the dance♪
♪他和斯韦兹跳了齐本德尔之舞♪
♪At Chippendale's with Swayze♪
♪当他们把他的咖啡换成福杰仕牌♪
♪When they replaced his coffee With Folgers♪
♪他丧失了理智♪
♪He went fucking crazy♪
♪最性感的GAP女郎♪
♪The sexiest Gap girl♪
♪或者乐队里的“肉卷”♪
♪And Meatloaf in the band♪
♪没有他 就没有 午餐女郎之地的午餐女郎♪
♪Without him, there'd be no Lunch Lady In Lunch Lady Land♪
♪你知道我在想谁♪
♪You know who I'm thinking about♪
♪我在想我的朋友克里斯法利♪
♪I'm thinking about my boy Chris Farley♪
♪节目结束后他会喝 一夸脱的杰克丹尼
♪After a show He'd drink a quart of Jack Daniels♪
♪然后把酒瓶插♥进♥他的菊花♪
♪And stick the bottle right up his ass♪
♪但不管喝得有多嘴 那个天主教男孩♪
♪But hungover as hell That Catholic boy♪
♪总是出现在早上的弥撒上♪
♪Always showed up to morning mass ♪
♪我们告诉他：“悠着点 你的下场会和布鲁西和坎迪一样”♪
♪We'd tell him, "Slow down You'll end up like Belushi and Candy♪
♪他说：“那两个人是我的偶像♪
♪He said, "Those guys are my heroes"♪
♪他们好得不行”♪
♪That's all fine and dandy♪
♪这可不是我编的♪
♪I ain't making that shit up♪
♪这是关于我兄弟 克里斯法利的真人真事♪
♪That's the truth About my boy Chris Farley♪
♪我在办公室里看见他 戴着耳机哭泣♪
♪I saw him in the office Crying with his headphones on♪
♪听着一首凯西与阳光乐队的歌♥♪
♪Listening To a KC and the Sunshine Band song♪
♪我说兄弟 是什么♪
♪I said buddy, "How the hell Is ♪
♪让你这么难过♪
♪that making you so sad?"♪
♪然后他笑着说♪
♪Then he laughed and said♪
♪我只是想起了我爸爸♪
♪Just thinking about my dad♪
♪我们最后一次重聚♪
♪The last big hang we had♪
♪是在蒂米麦多斯的结婚派对♪
♪Was at Timmy Meadows' wedding party♪
♪我们在佛罗里达海岸上 大笑不止♪
♪We laughed our balls off All night long♪
♪彻夜狂欢♪
♪Off the coast of Florida♪
♪而几个月后♪
♪But a few months later♪
♪派对走到终点♪
♪The party came to an end♪
♪我们飞到麦迪逊♪
♪We flew out to Madison♪
♪去埋葬我们的朋友♪
♪To bury our friend♪
♪没什么比说再见更艰难♪
♪Nothing was harder than saying goodbye♪
♪除了看到那回轮到 克里斯的父亲在哭泣♪
♪Except watching Chris' father Have his turn to cry♪
♪嘿 兄弟 生活在继续♪
♪Hey, buddy, life's moved on♪
♪但你还是给我们带来太多欢乐♪
♪But you still bring us so much joy♪
♪你的汤米男孩YouTube视频 依旧能让我的♪
♪Make my kids laugh With your YouTube clips♪
♪孩子大笑♪
♪Or Tommy Boy♪
♪而当他们问我 我认识的人中 谁是最搞笑的♪
♪Well, when they ask me Who's the funniest guy I ever knew♪
♪我告诉他们 毋庸置疑♪
♪I tell them hands down♪
♪不用说 肯定是你♪
♪Without a doubt, it's you♪
♪我想念和你一起的时光♪
♪Yeah, I miss hanging out♪
♪看着你想搞清状况♪
♪Watching you try to get laid♪
♪但我最想念的 还是你作弄斯倍德♪
♪But most of all I miss Watching you fuck with Spade♪
♪你以你想要的方式结束了生命♪
♪Well, it ended how you wanted♪
♪但我还是希望你和我在一起♪
♪But I still wish you were here with me♪
♪我们可以坐上飞机去拍♪
♪And we were getting on a plane To go shoot♪
♪《长大成人3》♪
♪Grown Ups 3♪
♪对 没有你 生活不一样了♪
♪Yeah, life ain't the same Without you, boy♪
♪所以我才歌♥唱着♪
♪And that's why I'm singing about♪
♪想念着我的朋友克里斯法利♪
♪I'm singing about My friend Chris Farley♪
♪如果我们的声音足够大♪
♪And if we make enough noise♪
♪他也许能听见♪
♪Maybe he'll hear us♪
♪掌声献给伟大的♪
♪Give it up for the great♪
♪克里斯法利♪
♪Chris Farley♪
♪我在20年前遇见你♪
♪I met you 20 years ago♪
♪我们彻夜长谈♪
♪And we talked all night♪
♪你和我一起痛饮♪
♪You drank me under the table♪
♪嗯 我们一见钟情♪
♪Yeah, it was love at first sight♪
♪我当时就知道♪
♪I knew right then and there♪
♪我要和你一起变老♪
♪I'd grow old with you♪
♪我说在你难过时♪
♪I said I'd tell you jokes♪
♪我会跟你说笑话♪
♪Whenever you are sad♪
♪要是你让我当爸爸 我就让你当妈妈♪
♪Make you a mom if you made me a dad♪
♪这些年来真的好开心♪
♪Oh, it's been so much fun♪
♪和你一起变老♪
♪Growing old with you♪
♪我爱你♪
♪I love you♪
♪给你揉脚♪
♪Foot rub you♪
♪告诉你我只会想着你♪
♪Tell you you're the only one I'm thinking of♪
♪和你一起做重要的决定♪
♪Make big decisions with you♪
♪和你一起尝试新鲜的体♥位♥♪
♪Try new positions with you♪
♪甚至和你一起看《饭祷爱》♪
♪Even sit and watch Fucking Eat Pray Love♪
♪一连看了两遍♪
♪Two times in a row♪
♪当我减肥时♪
♪Now when I'm on a diet♪
♪你把我的土豆拿走♪
♪You take away my potatoes♪
♪看完烂番茄评论后♪
♪Say, "Fuck all those guys"♪
♪你说“那些混♥蛋♥去死吧”♪
♪After reading Rotten Tomatoes♪
♪我希望他们都死无葬身之地♪
♪I hope they all die miserable deaths♪
♪在我和你变老之时♪
♪As I grow old with you♪
♪你训我♪
♪You scold me♪
♪你抱我♪
♪You hold me♪
♪当我穿得像皮条客时 把头撇到一边♪
♪Look the other way When I dress like a pimp♪
♪你对我哭♪
♪You cry to me♪
♪你只在告诉我♪
♪You lie to me♪
♪我的鸡鸡看上去很大时♪
♪But only when you tell me♪
♪对我说谎♪
♪That the dick looks big♪
♪现在我们不需要大房♥子♪
♪Now, we don't need a big house♪
♪不需要很多钱♪
♪We don't need any money♪
♪只需要你和我♪
♪All we need is you and me♪
♪还有赛迪和桑尼♪
♪And Sadie and Sunny♪
♪我得到了我想要的一切♪
♪I got everything I want♪
♪和你一起变老♪
♪Growing old with you♪
♪多谢你和我一起…♪
♪Thanks for growing old with...♪
♪变老♪
♪Me♪
♪耳朵♪
♪Ears♪
♪耳朵♪
♪Ears♪
♪耳朵♪
♪Ears♪
♪耳朵♪
♪Ears♪