副总统（2012）

Veep S04E07

Part 1 Oct. 12, 2020, 7:59 p.m.

第四季第七集
副总统
Please don't make me go to work today.
别逼我今天去上班
I'll fake my own death.
为了逃班我连假死都干得出来
You don't have the cheekbones for depression.
你这长相不配有抑郁症啊
What's the matter? The workload, the spotlight.
怎么了? 巨额工作量还有总是在焦点之下
Mmhmm. Getting hammered on the Families First Bill.
嗯哼家庭第一法案被骂惨了
People hate that thing.
民众恨死那玩意了
Yeah, it's falling apart like a punched wedding cake.
是啊那玩意就像个被砸过的婚礼蛋糕一样四分五裂
And the president wants me to start getting
总统想让我着手
the media calling it the Meyer Bill,
促使媒体把它称作Meyer法案
but they've decided to call it the Mommy Meyer Bill.
然而他们决定叫它妈咪Meyer法案
My job is impossible. Mmhmm.
我这工作是人做的吗嗯哼
Take this fork, stab me right here in the carotid.
拿着这叉子捅我的颈动脉给我个痛快吧
You are the most influential Mike person in the world.
你是这个世界上最有影响力的"小明"了
The president won her first debate thanks to you.
总统可是因你才赢了她第一场辩论啊
Guess what. There's two more.
你猜怎么着还有两场呢
And the next one's foreign policy.
而且接下来一场与外交政策有关
That's basically a quiz on the entire world.
考试范围是全世界不划重点
How do I prep for that? Listen to me.
我应该怎么准备啊? 听我说
You're gonna shake it off, all right?
你要甩掉包袱好吗?
Stiff upper lip. Put on a happy face.
保持镇定戴上笑脸
Gonna have the best day of your life.
今天会是你人生中最快乐的一天
Thank you for the pep talk.
感谢鼓励
I'll see you... oh, shit. Happy birthday.
回见... 哎哟卧♥槽♥啊生日快乐
I'm sorry I didn't have time to get you anything.
抱歉我没有时间给你买♥♥礼物了
Gonna try after work.
我试试下班后行不行
Love you.
爱你哦
I live on a regular street in real America
我住在真实的美国中一条普通的街道上
with real trees and real cars.
这儿有真实的树木和汽车
Oh, wait for it. We do have real cars on my street.
哦等着看我们的街道上的确有真实的车子
I'm not sure what a fake car would be exactly.
我不知道假车是个什么东西
Oh, bam!
哦你看!
I should be president or something.
敲我的总统范儿呀
If he doesn't drink in the morning, he will now.
如果他一早没喝酒现在也该一喝解千愁了
Oh, God, you know what I should have brought up?
哦上帝你知道我应该提起什么嘛?
That rumor about O'Brien's daughter
O'Brien的女儿在大学里给
blowing all those hockey players in college.
一票橄榄球运动员吹♥喇♥叭♥的传闻
That would have been a mistake.
那你就要犯错误喽
Huge mistake. It was lacrosse players.
大错特错明明是长曲棍球运动员
Ma'am, your dinner guests are confirmed for tonight.
女士您今日晚餐的来宾都已经确认好了
Oh. Your relaxing evening is locked in.
噢您的放松之夜已经锁定不变了
Goodie. I cannot wait.
好嘞我简直等不及了
I'm getting the old gang back together.
今晚我要和以前的小帮派重聚
Back in the '90s, us ladies totally owned Annapolis.
九十年代的时候安纳波利斯完全就是我们几个姐们儿的地盘
We really did. Gang?
的确是我们的帮派?
Did you all have tattoos?
你们都有帮派纹身吗?
No, it's just a bunch of lawyers from my old firm, you know.
没仅仅是我老事务所的一群律师而已
How did you get into this gang?
你是怎么加入这个帮派的?
Did you have to kill a guy?
是不是得杀个人当投名状?
You could pardon yourself now.
你现在可以总统赦免自己了
You know, actually, as women, we really did get it done.
要知道作为女性实际上这事早就搞定了
Plus we had tits and ass.
加上我们的丰乳肥臀
So we had the whole thing going for us, really.
真是迷死个人要风得风要雨得雨
There's been a shooting in Pittsburgh.
匹兹堡发生了一起枪击
Four dead including the gunman.
共四人死亡包括开枪者
Well, that's fucking not good.
好吧这他妈不太好啊
We pray for the families.
我们为亡者的家庭祈福
Yeah, and that they don't demand more gun control.
对啊而且还希望他们不要求更多的枪♥械♥管制
It says here the gunman was an ex-Marine.
这里说开枪者是退伍海军
Two sides of the coin. It's very sad.
本该保家卫国却去伤害民众真是悲哀
Hey, Sue, get Mike to draft a statement.
嘿 Sue 让Mike起草一份声明
He's got a thoughts and prayers template.
他有办法以及祈祷者模板
Right away, ma'am. Oh.
马上女士哦
Should we keep watching me?
我们接着来看我吧?
Yeah? Sure, sure.
嗯? 好好
See, when I left the White House,
当我离开白宫的时候
I never thought I'd be lobbying for concrete.
我从来没想到我会来为混凝土游说
Great, isn't it? Mmm.
挺好的不是吗? 是
Oh, by the way, I set us up
哦顺提一下明天我给我俩安排了
with two brunches and a lunch for tomorrow.
两个早午餐和一个午餐
Oh, God, I already have two breakfast meetings tomorrow.
哦上帝我明天已经有两个早餐会了
If I keep going at this rate, I'm gonna have gout of the mouth.
如果我再继续这样下去的话我的嘴巴要生痛风了
Uh, ladies, you are going to be our sale bait.
嗯女士们你们将成为我们的销♥售♥诱饵
Um, by sale bait, you mean...?
呃你说的诱饵指的是...?
Independent, well-educated young women like you
像你们这样独♥立♥自主接受过良好教育
who also happen to be very hot to lure congressmen into the room
性感热辣的年轻女性能把议员们引诱到小黑屋里去
in a way that is deeply feminist.
在某种方面来讲这就是女权主义
We then introduce our client, who makes a sale
紧接着我们会介绍我们的客户他们做成买♥♥卖♥♥
in a way that's deeply capitalist.
从某种方面来讲这就是资本主义
I'm not expected to do anything with anyone, am I?
我不需要和任何人”做”任何事对吧?
This is lobbying. This is a respectable profession.
这是游说是个值得尊敬的职业
Do me a favor. Go see Linda over there.
帮我个忙去那边找Linda
She has some slightly tighter blouses that you can choose from.
她有几件稍紧的衬衫你可以换一下
So, you two ready to go hard for concrete?
所以你俩准备好和混凝土心心相硬了吗?
Yeah. Hey, why are there so many security and military people
是的嘿为什么这个混凝土活动的列表上
on the list at this concrete event?
有这么多安保和军队的人?
Are we at war with clay?
我们是在和粘土打仗么?
Amy, what does the military buy a lot of?
Amy 军队经常买♥♥什么?
Oh, I know this. It's candy.
哦我知道糖果
Cute. It's concrete, okay?
又卖♥♥萌答案是混凝土
So we bring the military guys along,
所以我们带着军队的人
they talk Congress into stumping up money
让他们榨出国会的钱
for a Mexican border wall made of concrete. Circle of life.
修建墨西哥边境的混凝土墙这就是生存之道
Serving several of our clients' agendas all at once.
同时服务好几个客户(群P)
God, I love this. Yeah, I know. Me, too.
天啊我就喜欢这个是的我也是
It's so slutty, isn't it?
简直太浪了不是吗？
This place is like a porn shoot with bunting.
这儿就是个招幌飘扬的毛♥片♥现场
God, kill me now.
上帝啊杀了我吧
Good morning. Good morning.
早上好早上好
Reporters: Morning! Okay, let's get this party started.
记者：早上好！好的让我们开始趴体吧
The Mommy Meyer Bill. Is it doomed?
妈咪Meyer法案是否注定失败?
First off, it's not the Mommy Meyer Bill.
首先这不是妈咪Meyer法案
It is the Families First... No, it's the Meyer Bill.
这是家庭第一...不这是Meyer法案
And it's about as doomed as my donut habit.
它和我对甜甜圈的爱一样注定持久
Shall we talk about Families First, please?
我们能先讨论下家庭第一法案吗?
Yeah. I'm afraid it's getting crucified on the Hill.
对我怀疑它会钉在山上的耻辱柱上
Just like that Jesus guy. Well, it's my big bill.
就像耶稣一样这是我的重要法案啊
You think I'm just gonna say it
难道你认为我会说这个
doesn't fit and put it up on craigslist or something?
不适合然后把它拿到淘宝上当二手卖♥♥掉吧
O'Brien just said, "If Families First is passed,
奥布莱恩议员说如果家庭第一法案通过了
the whole concept of family will come to an end."
家庭的整个概念都会终结
Well, that's the dream, certainly,
这肯定是我们的梦想啊
but I'm not sure we'll achieve it in this generation.
但我不确定是否能在这一代实现
I don't care if O'Brien hates it.
我不管奥布莱恩是不是讨厌它
It's for the people and they love it.
这是为了那些喜欢它的人制定的
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Except no. I'm sorry?
对对对但还是不对 –啥?
I hate to be the I'm-in-touch-with- the- normal-guy guy,
我不想说我最接地气了
but I am that guy, and they want to pay
但我确实是普通人只愿意
for their families and not other people's.
为他们自己的而不是其他人的家庭付出
That's not helpful to...
这可帮不上...
What? What's going on?
什么? 怎么了?
Holy shit. - Back away from the president.
天了噜啊离总统远一点
Ma'am, there's an intruder. We need you to remain here.
女士这儿有个入侵者我们需要你呆在这儿
What? I mean, okay. I mean, what?
什么? 我是说好我说这是怎么回事?
I had not anticipated this. This I had not anticipated.
我可没料到这事这是我没料到
Well, that sounds like the world's worst Dr. Seuss book.
婴幼儿读物都比你会造句 (苏斯博士《戴帽子的猫》作者)
Flexible hours benefit everyone.
灵活的时间对大家都有利
This is a common sense piece of...
这是一个常识...
Intruder. Everyone stay calm.
有入侵者大家保持冷静
Stay exactly where you are.
呆在原地别动