鸟姐妹（2019）

I brought you up here
because we need to fight this moss
这件事很重要 因为
for a very important reason.
我讨厌变化 我不想离开！
I hate change and don't wanna leave!
我也是！
Me too!
- 我想留下来！ - 是苔藓涨的吗？
- I wanna stay! - It's moss?
就算我们想搬家 我们也搬不起
We couldn't afford to leave even if we wanted to.
搬家费只是一垃圾袋的汉堡包
The relocation fee
is a trash bag full of hamburgers.
我有个计划！
I have a plan!
噢 各位 我有错失恐惧症
FOMO: Fear of missing out
Oooh, you guys I have FOMO!
这是什么情况？在开屋顶派对吗？
What is this? A roof party?
我们得在这里挂几串小灯泡才行
We should hang some bistro lights up here!
离开这里 小布尔乔亚渣滓
Get outta here, gentrifier scum!
哦 我的错！
Oh, my bad!
小灯泡确实会让这里变超级好看
Bistro lights would look super pretty.
好的 各位 就这么决定了
Okay, people, here's the deal.
我要直接去找鸟镇的镇长
I'm going straight to the mayors of bird town!
铃-豆镇长？
Mayor Tim-tam?
没错！我的政♥治♥关系广得上至天堂 下至地府
That's right! I have political connections up the wazoo!
And down the wazzat!
我竞选鸟镇镇长 是为了带领这座城市大胆前行
I ran for mayor of bird town to lead this city
酸豆·巨嘴鸟
on a bold path forward.
而我和同胞姐姐角逐镇长 是为了维护传统
And I ran against my twin sister
铃鼓·巨嘴鸟
to uphold the values of the past.
那次同胞竞选镇长 我们打成了平手
That election against my twin brother
resulted in a tie.
所以 我们当选为联合镇长
And so, we were elected co-mayors.
为我们投票
Vote for us
我们会继续相互抵消
and we'll continue canceling each other out
完全中立
Completely neutral.
- 没有付出 也没有收获 - 没有付出 也没有收获
- No gain. No pain. - No gain. No pain.
这就是铃-豆的承诺
That's the Tim-tam promise.
铃-豆竞选连任广♥告♥ 由委员会赞助播出
Paid for by the committee
to re-elect mayor Tim-tam.
太完美了！
It's perfect!
不过能不能减少一些大坝的镜头？
But can we lose the shots of the levies?
它看起来已经年久失修了
They look like they're in disrepair.
但是我想要多一些镜头给快要报废的大坝
Well, I want more shots
of the barely-functioning levees!
嘿 哥哥 嘿 姐姐
Hey, bro. Hey, sis.
喔 看看谁来了
Well, well, well! Look who it is!
是我们的妹妹 那个自私的混♥蛋♥
Our sister, the selfish jerk!
你们还在因为我忘记投票而生我的气吗？
Are you all still mad at me 'cause I forgot to vote?
我这一票不会带来任何区别的
It's not like one vote would have made a difference.
我们打成了平手！
It was a tie!
呃 他们总是这么说
Eh, that's what they always say.
长话短说 我的房♥租上涨了
Anyways, my rent is getting raised...
我们根本不会帮你
Not that we'd even help you.
因为你是个垃圾！
Because you suck farts!
不对！她是个混♥蛋♥！
No way! She spews chunks!
- 垃圾！- 混♥蛋♥！
- Farts! - Chunks!
你这个智障！
You idiot!
这座建筑是历史地标！
This building is a historical landmark!
你以为我会不知道 州法律会保护它免受翻新和租金上涨的困扰吗？
You think I don't know state law protects it
against renovations and rent hikes,
你♥他♥妈♥的笨蛋？
you frickin' dumb-ass?
嘿！仔细说说！
Hey! Say more things about that!
根据 1943 年通过的一项法令…
By the order of a statute adopted in 1943...
好吧 不用太仔细了
Okay, now say less things about it!
如果你能证明某位名人在某处做过重要的事情…
If you prove a famous person
did something important somewhere...
就没有人能对它做任何改变
No one can change anything about the property.
为了保护历史 甚至连租金都得保持稳定
Even the rent must be stabilized
for historical purposes.
啊！
Argh!
哇！多么方便的一个模拟陈述啊！
Wow! What a convenient factoid!
谢谢了 兄妹们！
Thanks, siblings!
到底是怎么回事？我快被逼疯了
What's going on? this is driving me insane
我想要一个“叮铃”响的门铃
I wanted a doorbell that goes dingaling,
门铃样品
但这个竟然是“七个隆咚锵”
but this one goes doogaloo.
- 七个隆咚锵！ - 七个隆咚锵？
- Doogaloo! - Doogaloo?
什么？太离谱了！
What? It's wrong!
嗨呀！
Hiya!
你一整晚没睡吗？
Have you been up all night?
当然睡了！
Sure have!
所以 你觉得怎么样？
So, what do you think?
- 嗯… - 我不想限制自己
- Um... - I didn't wanna limit myself
所以我用了每一种颜色的瓷砖！
so I used every color of tile!
啊…
Ah...
刚开始 我有些优柔寡断 对吧
At first, I felt wracked by indecision, right?
这么多室内细节我一直想尝试 我要怎么选择？
So many interior details I've been wanting to try,
how could I possibly choose?
然后我意识到 我应该一次性实践所有的想法！
Then I realized.
I should use all of my ideas.
At once!
哇！呃 螺旋楼梯
Wow! Huh, a spiral staircase!
我…挺喜欢的
I... love it!
看起来一点都不像陷入无限噩梦呢
It definitely doesn't look like
an infinite descent into madness!
贝蒂 这简直像做梦一样 我终于可以无限制地做想做的事了
Bertie, it's such a dream
to finally work without constraints.
一栋房♥子 一栋房♥子就像音乐 这就是我的噪音专辑
A house, a house is like a music,
and this is my noise album.
- 咚咚锵！ - 去死吧！
- Dongalong! - Damn it!
贝蒂 你没事了！
Bertie, you're safe!
不好意思 我醒过来了
Sorry, I'm awake!
不知道有生之年我是否能在斑斑怪异的房♥子里过夜
I don't know if I'll ever be able to sleep
in speckle's weird house.
你永远可以来找我的
You can always crash with me.
我们可以睡同一张床
We can share my bed.
头对脚 腿对喙 屁♥股♥对嘴巴
Head to toe! Feet to beak! Booty to mouth.
不行 过头了
Nope, too far.
啊 确实 睡眠也离我而去了
Ah, yes.
Slumber eluded me as well.
喔 我是多么悲惨
Woe! Woe is me!
我被迫卖♥♥掉母亲珍贵的手套收藏 来支付这笔沉重的租金
I was forced to sell my mother's prized glove collection
to pay this onerous rent increase.
正如你所言 你打算证明这栋楼是保护建筑吗？
As you were saying,
you propose to prove
this building is worth preserving?
没错 你一直住在这里 衣冠楚楚狗
That's right. You've been here forever, dapper dog!
你在这里见证过任何历史事件吗？
Did you ever see anything historical happen?
我记得最古老的事情必须是
The oldest thing I remember would have to be
搬进来的那天…
the day I moved in...
哦 谢天谢地！
Oh, thank goodness!
在这里 我担心我的新邻居会是一个老古板
And here I was worried my new neighbor would be a square.
端详她的容貌
Surveying her visage
她的身上披着波西米亚开衫
and her body robed in bohemian thread,
她镌刻了我的命运！
she engraved my destiny!
吾名帕特丽夏· 拉姆齐
Name's Patricia. Ramsey.
是你的…
The pleasure is yours...
…和其他一些人的荣幸
...and several others.
但是关于我 以及关于我的不羁艳事已经说得够多了
But enough about me,
and the ribald tales of my unsavory behavior,
那些都是真的 你呢 帅哥？
all true, what's your label, sailor?
帕特丽夏是著名的恐怖小说家！
Patricia was a famed horror novelist!
她最伟大的作品 她的出道作
Her greatest triumph, her debut novel,
《如果汽车是邪恶的》
what if a car was evil?
如果没有那位了不起的女士
Without that wonderful woman,
我永远不会写我的独犬戏
I never would have written my one-dog show.
并变成一个随心所欲 不墨守成规的人
And been transformed into a free-wheeling, non-conformist,
不受社会规范的束缚
unencumbered by societal norms.
你是说帕特丽夏·拉姆齐住过这栋楼？
You're saying the Patricia Ramsey
lived in this building?
是的 我记得帕特丽夏当时就住在图卡的那间公♥寓♥
Yes, as I recall,
Patricia resided in the same apartment
in which tuca currently lives.
哇！所以现在我们得找到她！
Wow! So now we gotta find her
然后问问她这里发生过什么历史事件！
and ask if anything historical happened here!
嗯 这里说她几年前就过世了
Huh. It says here she died a few years ago.
- 我有个主意！ - 哦！