圣诞老人快乐再疯狂（2022）

The Santa Clauses S01E01

Part 5 Nov. 18, 2022, 10 a.m.

好吧就像莫里哀说过的那样 “别恨玩家要恨就恨规则”
Well, like Molière said, you know, "Don't hate the player, hate the game."
可恶哈桑这个笑话也不好笑
Darn it, Hassan! That didn't work either.
听着最重要的是我跟你说实话吧
Look, bottom line, I'll be honest with you.
“易购!”将会马上配送所有商品
EverythingNow! will deliver everything now!
或者在四到六周后好吗
Or in four to six weeks, all right?
那你想对明天圣诞袜里空空如也的客户说什么
So, what do you say to all your customers whose stockings will be empty tomorrow?
想想办法
Do something, do something.
拜托我们不可能都像圣诞老人那样
Come on. We can't all be Santa Claus.
嘿谢谢你帮我脱困老兄
Hey, thanks for bailing me out, man.
刚才简直就是焦虑噩梦变为现实
That was a stress nightmare come to life.
你刚才说话了吗先生
Did you say something, sir?
我耳朵里都是嗡嗡声什么都听不见
I can't hear anything over the loud buzz.
哈桑你看到了吗
Hassan, are you seeing this?
我只看到了巨大的黑点
I only see giant black dots.
令人非常不安
It's rather unsettling.
他去哪了
Where'd he go?
谁我吗我现在隐形了吗
Who, me? Am I invisible now?
我倒是一直感到被忽视
I mean, I've always felt not seen.
不可能是真的
There's no way that was real.
但如果是真的我们何不学习一下呢
But if it is, why can't we do the same?
真是美好的夜晚
It's a beautiful night.
没错我也这么觉得
Yeah, I guess so.
嘿我问你一个问题
Hey, let me ask you a question.
你觉得是人们在少生孩子还是孩子们只是...
Do you think folks are having less children or are kids just, um...
孩子们只是什么
Are kids just what?
没什么
Ah, never mind, never mind. Huh.
嘿圣诞老人你想在圣路易斯拱门上面翻筋斗吗
Hey, Santa! You wanna loop the loop the St. Louis Arch?
不想我们还有很多工作要做赶紧完事吧
Nah, we got a lot of work to do. Let's just get this over with.
赶紧完事
Get it over with?
哎呀
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa!
好了
All right.
你还好吗圣诞老人
Are you okay, Santa?
其实我的圣诞精神一直被这世界影响
The truth is, I've been letting the world affect my Christmas spirit.
我知道自己没有以前那么有趣了
I know I haven't been as fun as I used to be.
你在开玩笑吗和你在一起的任何时候都是最美好的时光圣诞老人
Are you kidding? Any time with you is the best time, Santa.
我也是诺尔
Right back at you, Noel.
你知道吗我不会让这件事影响我
You know what? I'm not gonna let this affect me.
差不多了
Almost, almost, almost, almost.
天啊又要出岔子了
Oh, no. Something's happening again.
为什么怎么...
Why? What--
圣诞老人
Santa?
-我最好的朋友你还好吗 -我都摸不到自己的鼻子了
- Best friend? Are you okay? - I can't even touch my nose.
-怎么回事 -天啊
- What's happening? - Oh, no.
圣诞老人
- Santa! - Whoa, whoa!
你的麻袋怎么了
- Your sack. What's going on? - Whoa. Whoa.
-我... -圣诞老人
- I-- - Santa!
改编自里奥·本韦努提及史蒂夫·伦德尼克
在电影《圣诞老人》中创作的角色