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做好准备 你们这些孤独的女孩 *
* Get ready, all you lonely girls
主题是真实性
The category is Realness:
像女天气预报员一样带它带来吧
Bring It like a Weather Girl.
谁将会给我们展现接下来是
Who will show us whether it will be
下雨还是艳阳高照呢
rain or shine?
谁能真实到足以
Who is real enough
进入第九频道呢
to be on Channel 9...?
安吉尔小姐
Oh, Miss Angel.
这个主题以前是给那些丰满的女孩的
Now, this category used to be for the juicy girls,
但不是今晚
but not tonight!
外面在下雨呀兄弟 *
* It's raining men
哈利路亚 *
* Hallelujah!
下雪吧
Oh, let it snow.
下雪吧
Let it snow.
这个天气预报姑娘为所有元素都做好了准备
This Weather Girl is prepared for all of the elements.
太棒了 安吉尔小姐 工作吧 安吉尔小姐
Yes, Miss Angel. Work, Miss Angel.
请吧 评委们 打分吧
Please, judges, your scores.
请打分吧
Please, your scores.
十分 十分 十分
Ten. Ten. Ten.
十分 十分
Ten. Ten.
大奖获得者 安吉尔小姐
Grand prize, Miss Angel.
来自新成立的伊万格丽斯塔之家
From the upstart house Evangelista.
安吉尔 安吉尔 安吉尔
Angel! Angel! Angel!
安吉尔 安吉尔
Angel! Angel!
上帝保佑大自然母亲 *
* God bless Mother Nature
她也是个单身女性 *
* She's a single woman, too
她飞向天堂 *
* She took off to heaven...
去找达蒙让他到走廊见我
Go get Damon and tell him to meet me in the hallway.
她必须要做的是 *
* What she had to do...
下一个主题
Next category,
你们十分钟后走秀
you walk in ten minutes.
在下雨呀兄弟 *
* Oh, it's raining men, yeah
怎么了吗
What's going on?
我要参与这个主题的走秀
I am walking this category.
你是认真的吗 我是说 她不是已经赢了这个主题
Are you serious? I mean, hasn't she won this category,
大概 十几次了吗 这就像是在和迈克·泰森打拳
like, ten times? It would be like fighting Mike Tyson.
你在这个秀场里花了足够的时间你就会
You spend enough time in this hall and you start
开始有能力感受到观众的态度
to be able to feel the room.
你看到他们为安吉尔疯狂的样子了吗
You see the way they went crazy for Angel?
他们今晚无比渴望全新的面孔
They're hungry for fresh faces tonight.
挫折与劣势
The upsets and the underdogs.
我只是不想看到你受伤
I just don't want to see you get hurt.
相信你的妈妈
Trust your mother.
我一生都是在感觉我脸上的风
I felt the wind in my face my whole life.
这就是说我知道它什么时候是在我背后的
Which means I know when it's at my back.
现在帮我穿进这条裙子
Now help me get into this dress.
在下雨呀兄弟*
* It's raining men.
主题是传奇T型台
The category is Legendary Runway.
谁将会证明自己是巴黎T型台上
Who will prove themselves to be mother of all mothers
所有妈妈们的王者呢
on the Parisian runway?
有人敢来挑战执政女王吗
Dare anyone challenge reigning femme queen
艾丽卡·金银满屋
Elektra Abundance?
第一次
Going once...
第二次
Going twice...
艾丽卡 艾丽卡
Elektra! Elektra!
- 艾丽卡 艾丽卡 - 没人吗
-Elektra! Elektra! - No one?
艾丽卡 艾丽卡 艾丽卡
Elektra! Elektra! Elektra!
艾丽卡 艾丽卡
Elektra! Elektra!
传奇的孩子们
Legendary children,
让我纠正我自己
I do correct myself.
已经有人提出挑战了
A challenge has been issued.
清理战场
Clear the floor
或者准备好
or prepare to be trampled
为你们即将
by the magnificence
见证的壮丽而惊叹
you are about to witness.
挑战艾丽卡·金银满屋的是
Walking against Elektra Abundance,
布兰卡·伊万格丽斯塔
Blanca Evangelista!
爱情教会了我一件事 *
* Love had to show me one thing
我无比正确 *
* I was so right
无比正确 *
* So right
以为我可以随意开关我的情绪 *
* Thought I could turn emotion on and off
我非常确定 *
* I was so sure
我非常 非常确定 *
* I was so, so sure...
但爱情教会我 *
* But love taught me
谁是 谁是 *
* Who was, who was
老大 *
* The boss...
转身 举步 走秀
And turn and lift and walk.
你们是T型台上最后的
You are the last motherfuckers
混♥蛋♥
on the runway.
你会得到来自碧安卡·贾格尔和
Will you receive a standing ovation
大卫·鲍伊的起立鼓掌吗
from Bianca Jagger and David Bowie?
或者你们的收藏会直接砸锅在你们脸上
Or will your collection fall flat on its face?
回到你们的位置上 女士们
To your places, ladies.
回到你们的位置上
To your places.
布兰卡
Blanca!
布兰卡 布兰卡
Blanca! Blanca!
布兰卡
Blanca!
请安静 安静
Please, quiet, please.
请安静 保持安静
Quiet, please. Quiet, please.
安静
Silence!
评委们 尽管非常困难
Judges, challenging though it may be,
但未来取决于你们了
the future is in your hands now.
艾丽卡先打分 因为她是上届冠军
Elektra first-- as she is reigning champion,
这是她的荣耀
it is her honor.
请 打 分
Scores, please.
十分 十分
Ten, ten,
十分 十分 九分
ten, ten, nine.
九分
Nine?
你是瞎了一只眼睛吗
Are you blind in one eye?
你是失去了数到十的能力了吗
Have you lost your ability to count to ten?
我要求你给我一个解释
I demand an explanation.
如果你的服装不像是棺材的里面
I would give you an explanation if your outfit
我就可以给你一个解释
didn't look like the inside of a coffin.
评委们真毒
Ooh, shade of the panel.
不改了 不改了
It's fixed! It's fixed.
谁收买♥♥了你 宝贝 谁收买♥♥了你
Who paid you, honey? Who paid you?
现在该布兰卡小姐了
Now for Miss Blanca.
请 打 分
Scores, please.
十分 十分 十分 十分 十分
Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten.
获胜者是 布兰卡·伊万格丽斯塔
Grand prize-- Blanca Evangelista.
祝贺你
Congratulations.
谁才是老大 *
* Who was the boss...
布兰卡 布兰卡 布兰卡 布兰卡
Blanca! Blanca! Blanca! Blanca!
布兰卡 布兰卡 布兰卡
Blanca! Blanca! Blanca!
我必须要告诉观众们
I must inform the audience
在今晚的表演之后
that after tonight's performance
年度妈妈又多了一个竞争者
there is another contender for Mother of the Year.
布兰卡小姐把一个全新的传奇之家
Miss Blanca has ushered a new legendary house
引入了舞厅的最前端
into the forefront of the ball world.
布兰卡 布兰卡 布兰卡
Blanca! Blanca! Blanca!
你做到了
You did that.
我真替你感到骄傲
I was so proud of you.
你就像是
You were just like...
骄傲在坠落之前来临
Pride goeth forth before the fall.
那个胜利只是运气而已
That win was pure luck.
评委只是为你首次进行传奇走秀
The judges were merely showing sympathy
而感到同情而已
for your virgin Legendary Walk.
或者地位已经确定了
Or perhaps the fix was in.
我知道是普雷·特尔帮你做的
I know it was Pray Tell who helped you make
今晚披在你的骨头上的
that ill-fitting potato sack
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