腌黄瓜先生

长官 海豚警探宇航员正在吸食太空毒品
Sir, Astronaut Dolphin Detective is doing space drugs!
把那个该死的海豚关起来
Lock that damn dolphin up!
但是他建了一个巨大的太空烟枪
But, sir, he built a giant space bong
正在吸我们的办公室
and is now smoking our office!
无♥耻♥ 动画片里居然有吸毒场景
Despicable! Drug use on cartoons? Ugh!
什么是毒品 爸
What are drugs, Dad?
毒品是不好的东西 汤米
Drugs are bad, Tommy.
那些原来经典益智的卡♥通♥动画
Hmm, whatever happened to good,
怎么变这样了
old-fashioned, wholesome cartoons?
腌黄瓜先生
Mr. Pickles!
你在这呢 好孩子
There you are! Good boy!
腌黄瓜先生
第三季 第九集
再见腌黄瓜先生 我去学习了
Bye, Mr. Pickles! I go learn, now.
地球是圆的也是平的
Now, the Earth is round and flat.
两个理论是同样合理的
Both theories are equally valid.
孩子们听着 我要有情一位特殊来宾
Kids, listen up! I have a special guest here
来教你们关于毒品的
to tealch you all about the dangers of...
危害
Drugs!
就是我 孩子们
That's me, guys.
*不要吸毒 听俺慢慢道来缘由*
*So don't do drugs and I'm-a to tell you why*
-警长 -嗯
- Uh, Sheriff. - Huh?
直接进入正题 讲讲毒品为什么不好
Get to the part where you tell them why drugs are bad.
不好意思 我还在想歌♥词呢
Oh, sorry. I'm still working on the lyrics.
-毒品并不坏 -对
- Drugs aren't bad. - Yeah!
你们没有看动画片《海豚警探宇航员》吗
Haven't you see the cartoon "Astronaut Dolphin Detective"?
-他让毒品看起来很有意思 -对
- He makes drugs look fun! - Yeah!
比如有一集他吸了毒
Like the episode where he did drugs
并和月亮精灵上♥床♥
and had sex with moon elves.
有次他吸完毒
Or when he did drugs and beat the Martians
用烟斗把火星人打死了
to death with a pipe.
有次他给霸王龙鹦鹉扣逼
Or when he fingers the Tyrannosaurus parrot...
然后吸了毒
and then did drugs!
-我想吸毒 -我也想吸毒
- I want to do drugs. - I want to do drugs, too.
孩子们 电视上出现的东西
Kids, just because you see something on TV
不代表你们就应该跟着做
doesn't mean you should do it.
对 我爸爸也说毒品是不好的
Yeah! My dad says drugs are bad, too.
为什么他们不能做一部和毒品无关的动画片呢
Why can't they make a cartoon that isn't about drugs?
-是吗 -比如说
- Yeah? - Like what?
比如说一部关于菠萝
Um, like a cartoon about a pineapple
戴着滑稽帽子的动画片
that wears a funny hat!
再说一遍
Say that again.
这真是有史以来最蠢的点子
That was the dumbest idea ever.
好 做一部动画片
Okay. How about a cartoon
关于一个菠萝
about a pineapple
戴着滑稽帽子
that wears a funny hat!
这些孩子 他们喜欢这个点子 我也是
The kids, they love his idea so, so do I.
-杰弗里 -是
- Jeffrey. - Yeah?
-停 起来 坐下 带他过来 -好
- Stop. Stand. Sit. Fetch him. - Okay!
你想见我吗
Uh... you wanted to see me?
你的节目《海豚警探宇航员》被砍了
Your show, "Astronaut Dolphin Detective" is canceled.
什么 我刚把这些剧本写完
What? But I just finished all these scripts.
-杰弗里 起来 坐下 -好
- Jeffrey, stand. Sit. - Okay.
滚去准备飞机
Now, roll over to prepare the jet!
好
Okay.
你们居然有飞机
Huh? You guys got a jet?
你在小镇上已经没法混了
You're finished in this town.
一位新星已经出现 他的名字叫汤米
There's a new star, and his name is Tommy!
等等
Wait! Whoa! Whoa! Aw.
孩子们 艺术的形式有很多
Now, children, there are all kinds of art.
汤米让《海豚警探宇航员》被砍了
Oh, man. Tommy got "ADD" Canceled.
-什么 -不
- What? - Oh, no!
-你这个带恶人 -你好烂
- You're the worst! - You suck!
-我做什么了 -这也是艺术
- I did what? - Even this is art!
干得好 汤米
Good job, Tommy!
你让一部包含毒品内容的动画片被砍了
You've gotten a cartoon about drugs off the air!
汤米 我的大明星 你准备怎么制♥作♥那部关于
Tommy, my star, how would you like to make your cartoon
戴着滑稽帽子的菠萝的动画片
about a pineapple that wears a funny hat, hmm?
-真的 -杰佛里 起来 说话
- Really? - Jeffrey, stand. Speak.
好 我们会在这成立一个工作室
Okay. We'll set your studio up here.
你得在3点钟播出前完成
Uh, you've got till 3 o'clock to finish before it airs.
挑几个朋友来帮你制♥作♥吧 汤米
Pick some friends to help you make the show, Tommy,
抓紧点 时间就是金钱
and hurry up. Time is money!
-选我 汤米 -选我 汤米
- Pick me, Tommy! - Pick me, Tommy!
杰佛里 快点把这个设备送进去
Jeffrey, hurry up with that equipment.
-我已经... -坏助理 起来
- I'm trying to... - Bad assistant, stand.
停 坐下 握手
Stop. Sit. Shake hands.
赶快把设备送进去 不然今晚就别吃晚饭了
Now, get the equipment in there quick or no dinner for you.
好
Okay.
做一集关于菠萝
How about an episode where the pineapple
戴着滑稽帽子
that wears a funny hat
然后躲在鳄鱼的菊花里吸毒怎么样
hides in an alligator's butthole and does drugs?
不 不能有毒品 还有别的想法吗
No! No drugs! What else?
菠萝吸了毒 然后他越吸越多
Pineapple does drugs, and then he does more drugs!
菠萝不吸毒
Pineapple doesn't do drugs.
-那他会做什么 -他会戴一顶滑稽的帽子
- Well, what does he do? - He wears a funny hat!
如果菠萝的滑稽帽子吸毒会怎么样
What if Pineapple's funny hat does drugs?
是哪个小孩让我的节目被砍的
Where's the kid who got my show canceled?!
-他 是他干的 -这个...
- Him! He did it! - Uh...
我其实是来谢谢你的
Well, I just wanted to thank you.
-什么 -做动画实在是太难了
- Huh? - Making cartoons is really hard,
现在我终于有时间去...
but now I have all this free time to do...
行了行了 很不错
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great.
伙计们 我们得在3点前完成
Guys, we only have till 3 o'clock to finish,
但我们还没想出一个故事
and we haven't come up with a story yet.
你们只需要一点灵感
Oh! Ha ha! You just need some inspiration!
来试一试毒品吧
Here, try some drugs!
-哇 毒品 -好棒 来吸毒吧
- Yay, drugs! - Cool, let's do drugs!
不 毒品是不好的
No! Drugs are bad!
我的毒品
Aah! My drugs!
傻♥逼♥汤米
Stupid Tommy!
-你烂透了 汤米 -等等
- Oh, you suck, Tommy! - Wait!
镇上的危险地带总是会有毒品的
There's always drugs on the bad side of town.
孩子们 让我们去吸毒吧
Come on, kids! Let's go do drugs!
-毒品 -不
- Yay, drugs! - What? No!
腌黄瓜先生 我们去找警长
Mr. Pickles, let's go get Sheriff!
终于好了 怎么回事
Ah. And done. What the... Why, hey!
什么
Ah! What?
你好 汤米的家长 我们是电视台的
Hi, Tommy's parents. We work in TV.
汤米正在为我们做一部动画
Tommy is going to make a cartoon for us, hmm.
-什么 -绝对不行
- What? - Absolutely not!
动画里的内容太无♥耻♥了
The stuff I've seen on cartoons is despicable!
给你五十元也不行吗
Not even for $50?
五十元大钞
Fifty big ones?
我觉得可以通融一下
Oh, I-I think we can work something out.
毒品
Drugs!
看 孩子们 是毒贩
Hey, look, kids, some drug dealers!
-毒品 -你好
- Yay, drugs! - Hello there.
我和这些孩子们想搞点毒品
Me and these kids want to get some drugs.
好的 给
Uh, okay, here.
等等 你得给我们钱
Wait. You need to give us money.
对 你们有钱吗
Uh, y-yeah, yeah. You got some money?
我明天会付给你们的
Uh, I'll pay you back tomorrow?
-呃 -好吧
- Uh... - Okay.
-我们信任你 -不许动
- We trust you. - Freeze!
天 你们是我迄今为止见到过最烂的毒贩
Geez, you guys are the worst drug dealers I've ever seen.
孩子们 我们去吸毒吧
Doink! Come on, kids! Let's go do drugs!
-毒品 -不
- Yay, drugs! - Oh, no!
腌黄瓜先生 阻止他们
Mr. Pickles, stop them!
抱歉打破了你们的泡沫
Sorry to burst your bubble,
不过毒贩们将在铁窗思过
but you drug dealers are in big trouble!