假唱大比拼（2015）

Lip Sync Battle S01E13

Part 1 May 25, 2021, 4:09 p.m.

# Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good #
# everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll #
# ohhhhhhh #
# well, it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah #
# and I'm your boy, your 20th century toy #
有请嘻哈偶像
Please welcome hip-hop icon,
我们的主持人埃勒酷
our host, LL Cool J.
你们好么
What's up?!
感觉就像键盘侠
It's like those keyboards.
欢迎来到假唱大作战
Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle."
家喻户晓无人不知
You know what it is. You've seen it on TV.
电视黄金档网上热播剧
You've seen it online.
规则烂熟于心简单无比
So you know the game is simple, okay?
两位嘉宾假唱两曲
Two stars lip sync two songs.
观众决定孰优孰劣败寇成王
The audience decides who did it the best.
听明白了么
Are we clear?
很好
Okay.
对战妙趣横生角逐火热激烈
The battle's fun, it's personal and intense.
嘉宾选择的歌♥曲
The songs our performers pick
是他们吓尿对手的杀手锏
are aimed to psych out their opponent.
他们依据观众喜好选择自己的曲目
They pick songs knowing the audience is gonna be
关注舞台风格演奏难度和假唱的能力
looking for style, degree of difficulty, lip sync ability.
准备好了么很好
Okay? All right.
有请我们性感火热的评论姐
Here to help me is our color commentator,
主流媒体眼中的红人
the chief of all social media,
美貌与智慧并存的
the lovely, the talented...
我亲爱的
my girl...
克里丝·泰根
Chrissy Teigen!
# everywhere I g-g-g-g-go #
# all they do is stare and stare #
# all they do is stare and stare #
# all they do is stare and stare #
# all they do is stare and stare #
啊哈
Aah!
噢噢
Oh! Oh!
除了骄傲自得的喜悦和炫耀的特权以外
At stake is more than pride and bragging rights
还可以展示你的假唱军功章
and showing you have lip sync swag.
我们两位嘉宾在角逐之后
Our two stars are going after
其中一人将得到他们朝思暮想的
the trophy mere mortals dream of...
假唱冠军金腰带
the lip sync championship belt.
克里丝能给大家伙们看看么
Chrissy, can you show everyone the prize?
我妈和我可为此在曼谷耗费了多年心血
My mom and I have been working on this for years in Bangkok.
你和你妈
You and Mom?
是的这可是我妈的手工艺品里的巅峰之作
Yeah. It's hand-bedazzled by my mother.
哦好吧我很喜欢
Oh, yes. I love it.
那么你们准备迎接即将开始的假唱汇演了么
So, you guys ready for a little lip sync rumble?
首先有请精彩电视台的
First up, he's the host
《看看发生什么》主持人
of Bravo's "Watch What Happens Live."
安迪·科恩
Andy Cohen!
耶
Yeah!
耶噢
Yeah!
和大家伙问个好安迪
Say hello the people, Andy!
你们准备好了么
Are you ready?!
让我们看看安迪的对手
Let's meet Andy's opponent.
来自《今日秀》和《早间乔闻》的
From the "Today" Show and "Morning Joe"...
耶威利·格斯特
Yeah, Willie Geist!
眼神对决眼神对决
Size him up. Size him up!
威利本来在后台已经抛硬币赢了
Willie actually won the coin toss backstage,
但是他却把钢镚揣兜了
but then tried to keep the coin.
我懂了
I got it.
耶耶我明白的那么安迪首先登场
Yeah, yeah, I know. So Andy, you'll go first.
威利贵宾席为你设座已久
Willie, have a seat in our V.I.P. Lounge.
安迪来吧
Andy, come on over.
威利你研究一下安迪的招数
Willie, you get to study Andy's technique.
那么安迪你第一首歌♥是什么呢
So, Andy, what's your first song gonna be?
我的第一首歌♥来自于著名唱片歌♥手
My first song is by a recording artist
雪儿
commonly known as Cher.
这歌♥就是就是
And the song... the song is
-《我找到了那个人》 -不
- "I Found Someone." - No.
那可真酷
That's cool.
我喜欢这歌♥
I love it.
好吧也许他也许在假唱
All right, well, he may be lip-syncing,
但是这些可都是发乎心动于情的表演
but it all comes from the heart.
女士先生们舞台交给安迪·科恩
Ladies and gentlemen, Andy Cohen.
# Don't you know #
# so many things, they come and go #
# Like your words that once rang true #
# just like the love I thought I found in you #
# and I remember the thunder #
# talkin' 'bout the fire in your eyes #
# but you walked away when I needed you most #
# but, maybe, baby #
# maybe, baby #
# I found someone #
# To take away the heartache #
# to take away the loneliness #
# I've been feelin' since you've been gone #
# since you've been go-o-o-o-o-ne #
嘿嘿嘿
Hey. Hey. Hey.
安迪我觉得你可以和雪儿来场对战了
Andy, I think you'd give Cher a run for her money.
我都站不稳了
I had a couple stumbles there.
但是我这可是走心的走心的啊
But I gave it my heart. I gave it my heart.
安迪什么给了你勇气
Andy, what goes through your mind
让你选这首歌♥
when you prepare for that song?
好吧其实必要的准备并不多事实上
Well, there was very little preparation necessary, actually.
自然而然的
As it turned out,
我就能记得住歌♥词每一个字
I really do know every word to that song.
我喜欢这歌♥
I love that song.
好吧
Of course.
那天我给雪儿发了条短♥信♥
I did text Cher the other day.
我说
And I said...
你都能给雪儿发短♥信♥了还有啥好比的了
How do you compete with "I texted Cher"?
我听懂我说什么了么
You know what I'm saying?
-我不太懂 -你给雪儿发了短♥信♥
- I don't have that. - You texted Cher.
-我的确发了 -我以前从没发过
- I did. - I've never done that.
她说你日复一日年复一年的扮演自己
She's said, "You're you 365 days a year.
我就给你三分钟试试我这个角色吧
Just be me for three minutes."
好吧安迪你和威利交换位置
Okay, Andy. You and Willie swap places.
威利来这吧
Willie, come on out.
喔
Wow.
那么威利现在
So, Willie, now,
你的开场曲必须要给力点了
you're gonna need a big opening number to...
对对没错对的
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我是说这伙计
I mean, this guy was...
-你知道我指什么吗 -尊重
- you know what I mean? - Respect.
他简直在直播如何干掉主舞台
He was eating the stage alive.
要对安迪刚才在这表演致以敬意
Respect to Andy on that number right there.
-肯定的 -好的
- Absolutely. - Yeah.
那么威利你带了什么歌♥
So, Willie, what did you bring?
安迪并不是唯一男扮女装的猪脚
Andy's not the only one who can do divas.
而且此刻应该没有任何大妈可以拯救他了
And there's no real housewife who can save him now.
我要演唱多莉·帕顿的《九点到五点》
I'm going with Miss Dolly Parton's "9 to 5,"
-女士们先生们 -噢噢噢
- ladies and gentlemen. - Oh-ho-ho!
怀着对奖杯的觊觎威利演唱《九点到五点》
With his eyes on the prize, Willie Geist with "9 to 5."
# Tumble outta bed, and I stumble to the kitchen #
# pour myself a cup of ambition #
# and yawn and stretch and try to come to life #
# jump in the shower, and the blood starts pumpin' #
# out on the street, the traffic starts jumpin' #
# the folks like me on the job from 9 to 5 #
# workin' 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin' #
# barely gettin' by, it's all takin' and no givin' #
# they just use your mind, and you never get the credit #
# it's enough to drive you crazy if you let it #
# 9 to 5, for service and devotion #
# you would think that I would deserve a fat promotion #
# want to move ahead #
# but the boss won't seem to let me #
# I swear sometimes that man is out to get me #
# oooooh #
哇
Wow!
你用这歌♥可以挣一兜子钢镚了
You earned your money on that one.
【】埃勒库
We're all looking for the man at the end of the day, ll.
【】
Some longer than others.
九点到五点
00, huh?
-九点到五点 -工作很辛苦吧
00 to 5:00. - Is it hard work?
没错当我还是一个成长在田纳西东部群山里的
Well, when I was a little girl growing up in the...
小女孩的时候
mountains of East Tennessee,
我就梦想登上这歌♥舞台
I dreamed about being on this stage.
威利我虽然讨厌这么说但是你可从来不显嫩啊
Willie, I hate to do this, but you were never little.