假唱大比拼（2015）

* Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good *
* Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll *
* Ohhhhhhh *
* Well, it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah *
* And I'm your boy, your 20th century toy *
节目中他最能说会道
He's got the most famous lips in the game.
掌声有请埃勒·酷
Give it up for LL Cool J.
把手举起来 把手举起来
Hands in the air! Hands in the air!
欢呼起来
Say yeah!
耶
Yeah!
尖叫起来吧
Now scream!
哇
Wow!
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Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle," The only show on TV
在这里你会看到明星们在这里放手一搏 展现他们的实力
where celebrities go all-in, letting it all hang out.
好的 今晚 我们请到了两位重量级嘉宾
Well, tonight, we've got two incredibly talented actors
现在粉墨登场的这位
here to turn it all the way up.
用她独一无二的魅力让今晚的节目更加精彩
Adding her own unique flavor to that recipe,
她就是我的甜心 掌声欢迎克里丝·泰根
my special sauce, give it up for Chrissy Teigen.
* Everywhere I G-G-G-G-Go *
* All they do is stare and stare *
* All they do is stare and stare *
* All they do is stare and stare *
今晚她将为我们做详细的报道
She'll be doing the play-by-play, the blow-by-blow.
实事求是
Telling it like it is.
哇喔
Whoo!
克里丝 今晚我们的任务是什么
Chrissy, what's on tap for tonight?
我超爱喜剧演员在那里对呛 超爱的
I love a good comedian showdown. I love it.
-你很喜欢 对吧 -他们压根就不在乎是否喜感
- You love it, right? - They don't care.
虽然看起来很傻 但他们压根就无所谓 这种感觉我超喜欢
They don't care about looking silly. I love it.
好了 接下来让我为你说明比赛规则
All right, let me break it down for you.
两位明星 在两回合中竞相角逐
Two stars, two rounds,
谁都不知道对方要表演的曲目
neither star knows what their challenger's songs are.
第一回合是假唱的比拼
Round 1 is just lips.
在第二回合 表演人员会和嘉宾一起组队表演
Round 2, these performers work with our team
嘉宾们将按照各自设计的舞台风格来进行终极表演
to dream up their ultimate performances.
听起来相当疯狂
It's crazy.
之后由现场观众评选
Then our audience chooses
由你们来决定谁将最终捧走假唱金腰带
who wins the "Lip Sync" Championship belt.
好吗
All right?
准备好了吗
You guys ready?
好的
All right.
现在就请出我们的角斗士吧
Let's meet tonight's gladiators.
他出演过影片《发展受阻》
From "Arrested Development"
以及《乐高大电影》
and "The Lego Movie,"
是史上最搞笑的艺人
he's one of the funniest human beings on the planet.
可以问他看看是不是
Just ask him.
威尔·阿奈特
Will Arnett!
他的对手 相信你们在《广♥告♥狂人》已经看过
And you've seen his rival on "Mad Men."
在《废柴联盟》中也看到她的表演
You've seen her on "Community."
她就是你们的梦中情人
You've seen her in your dreams.
有请今晚来此一展绝技的艾莉森·布里
Here to sync her freakin' lips off, it's Alison Brie!
好的 你们二位曾共同出演过《乐高大电影》 对吧
Okay, now both of you were in "The Lego Movie," Right?
没错
Yeah.
威尔 你扮演的角色是谁
Will, who did you play?
我扮演的角色
I played a character...
我不知道你们熟不熟悉
I don't know if you guys are familiar with him.
他的名字叫 蝙蝠侠
His name... is Batman.
那 艾莉森 在《乐高大电影》你扮演的角色是谁
And, Alison, what role did you play in "The Lego Movie"?
我扮演的独角猫 半兽半猫的角色
I played Unikitty, part unicorn, part kitten.
那
Well...
既然独角兽不存在 那 艾莉森 你先就座
Unicorns don't exist, so, Alison, have a seat.
没错 蝙蝠侠才是真的
That's right. Batman's for real.
过来下 威尔 过来下
Come on over, Will. Come on over.
你选了哪首歌♥表演
What song did you choose?
你懂的 埃勒
You know, LL,
我想选首歌♥ 能够唱出我的心声
I wanted to pick a song that really spoke to me.
我这一辈子
And I'm on a quest in this life
什么都不做 就只想知道
to do nothing but find out...
谁
who...
把狗放出来了
let the dogs out.
好的 要回答这个经典问题的人
Well, trying to answer that immortal question,
威尔·阿奈特 将为我们带来这首《是谁把狗放出来的》
who let the dogs out, here is Will Arnett.
* Who let the dogs out? *
* Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? *
* Who let the dogs out? *
* Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? *
* Who let the dogs out? *
* Well, the party was nice, the party was pumpin' *
* Yippie yi yo * * iArriba! *
* And everybody havin' a ball *
* Yippie yi yo * * Ha, ho *
* Until the fellas started name callin' *
* Yippie yi yo *
* And the girls respond to the call *
* I heard a poor man shout out *
* Who let the dogs out? *
* Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? *
* Who let the dogs out? *
* Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? *
* I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast *
* She really want to skip town *
* Get back Gruffy, back, Scruffy *
* Get back you flea-infested mongrel *
* Well, if I am a dog the party is on *
* I gotta get my groove 'cause my mind done gone *
* Do you see the rays comin' from my eye *
* Walkin' through the place that Benji man is breakin' it down? *
* Me and my white short shorts, and I can't see color *
* Any color will do I'll stick on you *
* That's why they call me "Pit bull" *
* 'Cause I'm the man of the land *
* When they see me, they say, "Hoooo!" *
* Who let the dogs out? *
* Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? *
* Who let the dogs out? *
* Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? *
* Who let the dogs out? *
Who?!
哇哦
Wow.
那么 威尔 我想问下要怎么做才能让假唱逼真
So, Will, what is the trick to doing a convincing lip sync?
你来告诉我
Like, you tell me...
要怎么做才能表演出彩 才能让假唱以假乱真
What makes it special? Spectacular?
个人觉得 对我而言
In my view, just for me, personally...
我不知道艾莉森会怎么做
I don't know what Alison's gonna do...
但是你的舞一定要跳得很棒
but you got to be an incredible dancer.
其实很明显 我的舞姿轻盈
Obviously, I move like a gazelle.
这很重要
That was important.
太棒了
I love it.
好的 威尔 你先回座休息下
Well, Will, you grab a seat
就坐在美艳动人的女神艾莉森旁边
right next to the beautiful Alison.
艾莉森 过来下
Alison, come on over here.
艾莉森 今晚你打算为我们表演哪首歌♥曲
Alison, what song are you gonna perform for us right now
让威尔从内而外都觉得“明媚动人”
to make Will feel beautiful inside?
这首歌♥是椒盐组合的《嗖》
The song is "Shoop," By Salt-N-Pepa.
好耶 好耶
Yes! Yes.
好吧 好吧
Okay, okay.
嗖 搜 瘦
Shoop ba-doop.
看来她想用椒盐组合一首《嗖》来
Trying to make an early run at the title
提前上头条 接下来有请艾莉森为我们带来表演
with "Shoop," By Salt-N-Pepa, here's Alison Brie!
噢
Ooh.
你怎么样啦 宝贝儿
How you doin', baby?
听起来很性感吧
That sounds sexy. Unh.
* Here I go, here I go, here I go again *
* Girls, what's my weakness? *
* Men * * Okay, then *
* Chillin', chillin' mindin' my business *
* Yo, Salt, I looked around, and I couldn't believe this *
* I swear, I stared, my niece my witness *
* The brother had it goin' on with somethin' kinda unh *
* Wicked, wicked, had to kick it *
* I'm not shy, so I asked for the digits *
* A ho? No, that don't make me *
* See what I want, slip slide to it swifty *
* Felt it in my hips *
* So I dipped back to my bag of tricks *
* Then I flipped for a tip *
* Made me wanna do tricks for him *
* Lick him like a lollipop should be licked *
* Came to my senses, and I chilled for a bit *
* Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do so well *
* It's a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop, shoop, shoop *
* Shoop ba-doop *
* Shoop ba-doop *
* Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop *
* Um, you're packed, and you're stacked *
* especially in the back *
* Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that *
* CanI get some fries with that shake-shake, boobie? *
* If looks could kill, you would be an Uzi *
* You're a shotgun... Bang! *
* What's up with that thang? *
* I wanna know how does it hang? *
* Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover *
* Like Prince said, you're a sexy motha... *
* Well-a, I like 'em real wild *
* B-boy style by the mile *
* Smooth black skin with a smile *
* Bright as the sun *
* I wanna have some fun *
* Come and give me some of that yum-yum *
* chocolate chip, honey dip *
* Can I get a scoop? *
* Baby, take a ride in my coupe *