幸福终点站（2011）

Happy Endings S01E02

Part 1 June 17, 2021, 2:07 p.m.

看呐我们的小戴夫正在泡妞
Look at our little Dave rose, making friends.
跟你赌五块钱他正在说
Bet you 5 bucks he's telling her about the time
他横穿密西根大街救小狗的事
he ran across Michigan Ave. to save that puppy.
不可能他肯定在讲他高中那次
No way. He's telling the story from high school where he
救球然后跑回来着地得分的故事
picked up that fumble and ran it back for a touchdown...
蹦! 接住了橄榄球来啦得分啦~
And boom! Football. There it is. Pay up, playa.
等等那是只小狗
Hold up. That's a puppy dog.
哦!
Oh!
希望那是橄榄球的故事吧
Let's hope it was a football,
否则就是我们没有听到
or else we have not heard
英雄救狗的完整版
the complete story about the puppy.
哇
Whoa.
兄弟那个妞对你很有意思啊
Dude, that girl's super into you, man.
我知道我知道
I know, I know.
她甚至就像
She even liked my reenactment
"魔域奇兵"第一个场景的再现
of the first scene of "Temple of Doom."
啊 "毁灭战士" -太形象了
Ah. "Doom." - It's the go-to move. Of course.
哦嘿同志们这是安德烈娅
Oh, hey, guys, this is Andrea.
事实上人家叫安卓拉
Actually, it's Un-drea.
安卓拉 -安卓拉
Un-drea. -Un-drea.
安卓拉 -安卓拉
Un-drea. -Un-drea.
好吧我是马克斯这是布雷德
Okay. Well, I am Max, this is Brade.
这是戴夫你知道的
Of course you know Dave.
你的朋友也很有趣啊
Your friends are so funny.
我去拿我的钱包 -好的
I'm gonna grab my purse. -Okay.
哪也别去哦
Don't go anywhere.
嘣! -哦!
Boop! -Oh!
我知道她有点傻但是很辣是不是?
I mean, she's totally lame but super hot, right?
是啊你可真得好好享受
Yeah, you should totally boop that.
耶我还没做好开始一段新感情的准备
Yeah, not really ready for a relationship.
没有? -嘿尼古拉斯斯巴克斯
No? - Hey, Nicholas Sparks,
没人在意你俩的关系
no one's talking about a relationship.
我是说把弗兰基菲德拉带回家
I'm talking about taking Frankie Fedora home,
搞点恶心事然后再不要联♥系♥她了
doing some weird stuff, and never calling her again.
我回来啦!
I'm back!
哇! 你可真嗨啊
Whoa! You are a gosh-darn delight!
戴夫我们走吧
Dave, let's get out of here.
唔... 好吧
Um... okay.
好的啵! 哦!
Okay. Boop! Oh!
我真的不能理解这种需要
I do not understand people that feel the need
通过摸别人来表达感情的人的心理
to express themselves through touching.
我懂的好吧? 好了我走了
I know, right? All right, I'm out.
啊! 停! 别碰我~
Aah! Stop! Can't touch this.
哦好了回见了老兄
Ohh. All right, I'll see you, buddy.
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我了个擦
What the hell?
给我
Give me that.
怎么了? 赚的钱可以补贴我的小店
What? I could use the extra cash for the store,
所以找个新室友应该是个好主意
and I decided a roommate might be a good idea.
你准备被抓去卖♥♥成老白奴吗?
Are you trying to get sold into white slavery?
简这张照片看上去很Q嘛
Jane, it's a cute picture.
哦老天我是不是露点了?
Oh, my God. Is that side boob?
哦上帝这...
Oh, my God. It...
不不不不只是树叶子了
No. No, no, no. It's just leaves.
随便啦我会找一个又酷又有趣的室友
Whatever. I'll find someone cool and fun,
会好的
and it'll be okay.
宝贝...这是个重大决定对吧?
Honey... This is a big decision, okay?
你有个坏习惯
And... and you have a terrible habit
总是能看到人们身上的优点
of always seeing the good in people.
我不觉得那是个坏毛病啊
Not sure that's a bad habit.
好吧我的意思是
Okay, what I'm trying to say is that
你看人不准
you're not the best judge of character.
太不可思议了哦戴夫
That's crazy. Oh, Dave.
这是扎恩他刚刚搬过来
This is Zane. He just moved into the building.
他串门拉领里关系
He's introducing himself to all the neighbors.
法律上我必须这么做
Legally, I have to.
你要不要我帮你找个室友
Would you like me to help you find a roommate?
简我自己可以处理
Jane, I can handle this.
我可以找一个...
I can make one...
简 -好吧
Jane. -Okay.
兄弟拦球啊
Dude, stop him.
挺下来不要... 老兄!
Stop. Don't... dude!
别看球了!
No football!
好不好? 来嘛马克斯
Okay? Come on, Max.
我们一起去农贸市场转转
Let's go to the farmers' market.
洛杉矶展会有一场时装秀
There's a trunk show at Shoe-La-La,
然后我们可以一起吃早午餐
and then we can brunch it up!
你知道什么听上去更吸引人吗?
You know what sounds more fun?
穿着湿衣服看"辛德勒的名单"
Being in wet clothes and watching "Schindler's List."
你真是有史上最烂的同志老公
You're the worst gay husband ever.
哦小妞这只手上可没带戒指哦
Oh, I don't see no ring on this finger, girl.
简在干嘛?
What's Jane doing?
现在是周末她放松在
It's the weekend. She's relaxing.
再高一点... 这样会不会更容易
Just a pitch... wouldn't it be easier
找到这些储物箱如果把他们放在货架里?
to find these stackables if they were in the shelving section?
我知道你在想什么
I know what you're thinking.
这个女人是在质疑商店商品的摆放
Is this woman questioning the organization of a store
这些储物箱可都是帮人们整理东西的
whose sole purpose is to help people organize?
是的
Yes.
好吧无聊透顶的足球比赛
Fine. Stupid football.
喔! 昨天晚上打了炮的把手举起来
Whoo! Raise your hand if you got laid last night.
真的吗?
Really?
耶我们在烤披萨的时候
Yeah, Jane gets stupid horny
简居然欲♥火♥焚身了
when we use our pizza stone.
我昨天是和我的过敏科医生医生一起过夜的
I slept with my allergist.
一个茫然的大学生
Confused college student.
啊我不想撒谎你们差不多都抢了我的风头
Ugh. I'm not gonna lie. You guys are kinda stealing my thunder.
嘿别这样戴夫行行好吧
Hey, no Dave, good for you.
你还准备见她吗?
Are you gonna see her again?
我不知道她在床上带软毡帽
I don't know. She wore a fedora in bed.
也许我可以叫她...
I probably should call her...
别千万别说出来
No. Mnh-mnh.
别别别这样就破坏了一♥夜♥情♥第一定律了
Mnh-mnh. That is breaking the first rule of one night stands.
好吧我不想当坏人
Well, I don't wanna be a bad guy,
还是给她打个电♥话♥吧
so just gonna give her a call.
要是我就不会给她打电♥话♥ 别打
I wouldn't call her. No. No.
别打啊不她会缠着你的
Don't do it. Mnh-mnh. She's gonna pick up.
哇! 嘿安德烈娅
Whoa! Hey. Andrea.
看吧 -安卓拉对不起啦
There it is. -Un-drea. Sorry.
我打电♥话♥想跟你说声谢谢
I was just calling to say thank you
对昨天晚上的事... 早餐
for last night. It... Breakfast.
不
No.
不别啊...
No. Um...
好的可以嗯我可以...
Okay. Sure. Yeah, I can...
十五分钟之内赶到
be there in 15 minutes.
不啊
No!
童鞋们笑一个我一个小时就回来
Make the face. Guys, relax. It's just an hour.
我马上回来然后跟你们一起看比赛
I'll be back. We'll be watching football...
不醉不归!
And drinking heavily!
戴夫你去哪了?
Dave, where have you been?
同志们我记不清楚了
Guys, it's all a blur.
我们边吃法式薄饼边走到湖旁
We went to eat crepes, which led to a walk by the lake.
然后我们去了她的公♥寓♥
After that, we went to her apartment
一起喂她的小鸟
to feed her bird.
没错同志们她真的养了一只小鸟
That's right, guys. She's got a bird!
然后我们一起看了她所有的跳舞视频
Then we watched all of her dance videos
从高中到大学的很明显
from high school through college because apparently
她要去参加卡傻的世界巡回演唱会面试
she's auditioning for Keesha's world tour.
是钱傻
It's Kesha.
然后我们又去了自然博物馆
Then we went down to the Field Museum