布莱克书店（2000）

(Mobile phone)
嗨! 是的! 不是, 我在书店
Hi! Yeah! No, I'm in a bookshop.
不是- 是书店!
No - bookshop!
不是, 不是! 是书店!
No, no! Bookshop!
(Distorted ring tone)
手♥机♥质量也太他妈好了
These things are really well-made.
我砸... 我砸...
Now... now, now...
哑了!
Dead!
哦, 真是太爽了
Oh, that felt really, really good.
以后书店有生意才怪
I'm surprised we sold anything after that.
你干吗老是缠着客人?
What about you - following them round?
人们都希望不受打扰的
People want to be left alone.
你只觉得我不能胜任这工作 - 本来就是
You don't think I can do this job. - No, I don't.
我敢打赌, 这次我能卖♥♥出一本书
I bet you I can recommend and sell a book to this bloke.
赌十英镑 - 赌就赌
Tenner. - You're on.
您好... - 能让我静会吗?!
Hello... - Will you leave me alone?!
我不喜欢销♥售♥员打搅我!
I'm sick and tired of being hounded by salesmen!
我在淘书?! 浏览的意思!
I'm browsing, all right?! Browsing!
淘晚后我也许会买♥♥ 也可以不买♥♥
At the end of it I might buy something, I might not!
你也不许干扰我的选择!
But you will not influence me one iota!
不许! 好了, 我说完了, 你可以走了!
Not one jot! Now, I've finished with you, you may go!
三局两胜怎么样?
Best of three?
(伯纳说) 我要去牛津饥荒救济委员会 说说捐衣服的事情
(Bernard) I'm taking some clothes to Oxfam.
好的
OK.
我以前直接关掉店的
I usually lock up.
现在我在就不用关了
Well, now I'm here it's different.
也是, 不一样了
Yes, it's different.
(Keys jangle)
等等! 你干吗...? - 怎么了?
W-wait! What are...? - What?
为什么锁门啊? - 我一直都如此
Why are you locking the door? - I usually do.
可现在不同了
But now it's different.
对, 以前我从不把人锁在里头的
Yes, I've never locked anybody in before.
不是, 你不在时我能管好店的
No, I can mind the shop for you while you're out.
哦. 哦.
Oh. Oh.
好的
OK.
Psst!
他走了? - 呃... 是的
Has he gone? - Er... yeah.
同志们, 他走了!
He's gone, everyone!
(Cheering)
书呢? - 啊?
Where's all the books? - What?
这些书呢? - 噢, 都卖♥♥掉了啊
Where's all the books? - Oh. These have been sold.
我的老天!
Oh, Jesus!
你知道这意味着什么吗?!
Do you know what that means?!
这意味着我又要打那个订书电♥话♥了
I have to ring the ordering place,
你肯定不知道订书的复杂和无聊
and you have no idea how incredibly boring and complicated that is.
你好? 是预定书的地方...
Hello? Is this the place where you order books from
就是你们书店批发书的地方吗?
for when to sell them from your bookshop?
我不清楚! 我不知道!
I don't know! I don't know!
不是! 你能给我们发些书过来吗?
No! Can you just send me some books?
哦, 我的天!
Oh, God!
您好! 请问哪位?
Hello? Who am I speaking to?
凯蒂 - 嗨! 我能订购奥斯丁的全集 还有特罗洛普的全套书吗?
Katie - hi! Can I get the full Austen, complete Trollope -
当然你写的不要
not you. (Laughs)
呃, 企鹅出版社新出的全套, 对
Er, Penguin editions, new editions, yeah.
哦, 托尔斯泰? 好了, 也进一些吧
Oh, Tolstoy? OK, fling a few in.
好的, 好的
All right. OK, then. Yeah, yeah.
好的, 再见
(Laughs) OK, see you. Bye.
曼尼... 我们坐下来谈谈吧
Manny... I think it's about time you and I had a little chat
谈谈你今天的试用期表现
about this whole one-day trial thing and how we think it went.
好的, 我觉得很好
All right. I think it went very well.
你... 卖♥♥了好多书 - 恩
You... sold a lot of books. - Yeah.
你和客户们相处也不错
You got on very well with the customers.
谢谢 - 所以我不得不解雇你
Thank you. - I'm gonna have to let you go.
什么? 可我卖♥♥掉了好多书! 客户们也喜欢我!
What? But I sold a lot of books! I got on with the customers!
我的评判标准和一般的不太一样
It's not that kind of operation.
哦, 弗兰, 呃, 我来是...
Oh, Fran, er, just wanted to say...
嗨, 曼尼, 我真的很喜欢今天的聊天...
Hi, Manny, I really enjoyed our little chat today...
可我要和你道别了
Actually, I just popped in to say goodbye.
道别? 你说什么?
Goodbye? What are you talking about?
我做错什么了?
What did I do?
我做错什么了?! - 你炒了曼尼了?
What did I do?! - Did you tell Manny he was fired?
你会伤到我的! - 是不是炒掉他了?!
You nearly hurt me! - Did you?!
是的
Yeah, a bit.
(Fran and Bernard yelling)
曼尼, 进来一下好吗?
Manny, can you come inside?
你想在书店上班吗?
D'you wanna work in the bookshop?
是的, 真的想
Yeah, all right.
好吧
There.
他喜欢你的
He likes you.
哎哟 - 怎么了?
Ow. - What?
哎哟 - 怎么了?
Ow. - What?
哎哟...哎哟 - 怎么了?
Ow... Ow... Ow... - What? What?
哎哟...哎哟! 啊! 疼!
Ow... Ow! Ahh! Agh!