There's supposed to be a baby J esus i n the manger...
假如小耶稣在马厩里…
but someone stole it.
被人偷走了
Really?. Lieutenant, where is that babyJesus?
好,好 中尉,小耶稣会在哪呢?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
好的
Sounds great, Bob.
不错,鲍勃
Thanks, Chief. Merry Christmas.
谢谢,长官 圣诞快乐!
Steve, Phil, merry Christmas.
史蒂夫,菲尔,圣诞快乐!
Oh, wow!. That's so cool.
啊,喔! 太酷了
Hi.
嗨
Merry Christmas. Oh, merry Christmas.
圣诞快乐! 圣诞快乐!
Merry Christmas, sir.
先生,圣诞快乐!
Merry Christmas.
圣诞快乐!
Merry Christmas, sir.
先生,圣诞快乐!
Oh, thankyou very much, sir.
先生,非常感谢
Merry Christmas toyou and your family. Thankyou very much.
祝你和你的家人圣诞快乐! 非常感谢
Thankyou very much. Merry Christmas.
非常感谢 圣诞快乐!
Merry Christmas.
圣诞快乐!
Merry Christmas.
圣诞快乐!
Merry Christmas.
圣诞快乐!
MerryChristmas.
圣诞快乐!
MerryChristmas.
圣诞快乐!
Merry Christmas.
圣诞快乐!
Merry Christmas.
圣诞快乐!
Merry Christmas.
圣诞快乐!
Merry Christmas.
圣诞快乐!
Merry Christmas.
圣诞快乐!
Merry Christmas.
圣诞快乐!
All right, this next exercise...
好吧,开始下一个练习
will help you both with listening.
用倾听来帮助你们
One of you wi I l speak whi le the other real ly just...
一个人说,其它人听…
I istens.
只是听着
Would someone like to go first?.
谁愿意先来?
Me. I had this crazy dream. Do we have to do dreams?.
我 我做了一个非常疯狂的梦 我们都会做梦吧?
I was at this fancyrestaurant having lunch...
我在一家非常奇特的餐厅用午餐
and the waiter brought me my entree. It was a salad.
待者给我上了一道菜 是色拉
It was Lloyd's head on a plate of spinach...
盘子里是劳埃德的头…
with his penis sticking out ofhis ear.
他的阳♥具♥从他的耳朵里伸出来
And Isaid, "I didn't orderthis.'"
我说:“我没要这道菜,”
And the waiter said, ""You must try it. It's a delicacy.
待者说,“你必须尝尝,非常美味
But don't eat the penis; it's just garnish."
不要吃耳朵和阳♥具♥ 那是装饰用的”
Mmm. Lloyd, what do you think about the dream?.
嗯 劳埃德,你对这个梦怎么看?
I think she should stop telling it at dinner parties to all ourfriends.
我认为她不应在晚宴上告诉所有人
I mean, dreams should be private, don'tyou think?.
我的意识是,梦是非常隐私的,你不这样认为吗?
I'm not here tojudge or to take sides. I will say...
我在这里不做判断,我要说的是…
communication is healthy. Healthy?
沟通是有益的, 有益的?
Telling people she dreams of me being castrated ""Florentined" is healthy?.
告诉别人,她梦到我被人阉♥割♥是有益的?
Are there any sexual problems in the marriage?.
在婚姻生活中,这是个很性感的问题吧?
Well...
那好…
the truth is, um, we haven't had sex in quite a while.
事实上,嗯,我们在一起很长时间没有性了
And before that, it wasn't all that, um--
在这之前,并没那样,嗯--
Oh, what's the word?
怎么说呢?
Noteworthy. Mmhmm.
应该注意 嗯
By our 1 2th anniversary, we'd gotten into a pretty stale routine.
12周年纪念,就象例行公事一样
A couple ofkisses, a couple of nipple twists.
吻几下,拥抱几下
It wouldbe overin the time it takes to make cappuccino.
结束的时间再花点时间,弄点咖啡
I know because I timed it once. I mean, it's no wonder I had an affair.
我知道,因为我曾经注意过 难怪我会那样
How could you tell him that so casually, like you were asking forwater?.
你怎么能那么随便地告诉他,象要杯水一样?
Actually, may I have a glass ofwater?.
真的,给我一杯水好吗?
Why don'tyou have oral sex too. I'll go wait in the car!.
为什么你不只是口头上谈谈性 我在车上等!
Lloyd, how doyou feel about Caroline's affair?.
劳埃德,你对卡罗琳的事怎么看?
He just wants me to wear a red ""A" and sleep in the basement. Is that so unreasonable?.
他只是希望我穿一件印着红色“A”的衣服,睡在角落里 很不合理吗?
Everything's either black orwhite with him.
对他来说,每件事不是黑就是白
You know, he doesn't-- he doesn't see where he's responsible.
你看,他不知道他也是有责任
And I mean, it just didn't mean anything to me.
我的意思是,对我这不意味着什么
It shouldn't even be counted as an affair.
别太当真
I thinkwe need a ruling on this.
我认为,我们需要定个规则
J esus.
天哪
Cat piss.
猫尿
Ugh.
唷
Lloyd, have you forgiven Caroline for her affair?
劳埃德,你不谅解卡罗琳吗?
Look, it was a long time ago. It's over. I'm fine about it.
这是很久以前的事,结束了,我很好
I just don't want to talk about it. Then let me askyou something.
我只是不想谈这事 那么我来问问你
What do you want from the marriage now?.
现在,你想从婚姻里得到什么呢?
I wanna stop talking about it. Look, the truth is I want nothing.
我不想谈 事实上我什么也不想要
I have everything I need. I'm actually a very content person.
我什么也不缺,我真的是一个容易满足的人
What a liar. You're so unhappy you can hardlybreathe.
说谎,你不快乐,你几乎窒息
And I feel it in every gesture, in every silence.
在每个动作,每次沉默里我都感觉得到
And I'm miserable. How can we both be in the marriage...
我真可怜 为什么还保持婚姻…
and I'm miserable and you're content?. Luck?.
我痛苦,你满足? 真幸运?
Caroline, what doyou want from the marriage?. Oh, this should be good. What do you mean?
卡罗琳,你想从婚姻里得到什么? 哦,还好
Because You don't know whatyou want. You blame everybody else for it.
你不知道你要什么 你怨每一个人
She's impossible to satisfy. She lives in her fantasies.
她不可能满意 她活在想象中
I mean, let's really try to understand Caroline's miserable life.
让我们看看卡罗琳的悲惨生活
She lives in a beautiful home. Which his mother owns.
她住在漂亮的家里 他妈妈的
I have asuccessfulbusiness. Which his mother owns.
我有成功的事业, 他妈妈的
We're in servitude to his mother for a loan she's charging us 1 8% interest on.
我们为他妈妈工作,因为她以18%的利息贷款给我们
We personally own nothing. We took out a loan.We had paid for that
我们一无所有, 有贷款
No, you took out a loan. It was your decision,not mine.
不,你贷的款 是你的决定
You took out a loan from Satan Mom. She blames my mother...
你从撒旦的母亲那里得到贷款 她说我母亲…
for everything that's gone wrong in her life. In the meantime, she never finishes anything.
她的生活一切都不正常 同时,她什么也没有做成
Photography courses, existential philosophy courses, Scandinavian cooking classes--
摄影,存在哲学,烹饪--
At least I go after my dreams. To be what?. Somebody who takes photographs...
至少我还有追求 追什么? 拍照的人…
oflutefisk to prove the nothingness of being?. No wonder our son's so confused.
证明不了什么? 难怪我们的孩子那么困惑
See?. He blames me forJesse. Is that right?.
瞧? 他为耶西的事责备我 那就对吗?
I'm not here to judge or take sides. What the hell good areyou?.
我不做评论 你究意要怎么样?
You're the one who suffocated him with limitations.
你让他窒息
Ourson's a verysensitive, creative Juvenile delinquent.
我们的孩子非常敏感,有创造力 少年犯
Boy. He has the imagination That the Mafia gives scholarships for.
孩子 有想象力 黑♥手♥党♥给的奖学金
In the ninth grade, we told him he could get a part-time job.
9年级,我们告诉他,他可以打工
Hestartedan escortservice forthe football team, and he gave out mymother's phone number.
他为足球队干活,他用我妈妈的电♥话♥号♥码
And I still say gettin' laid by an 1 8-year-old linebacker is just what she needs!
我认为她只是需要一个18岁的后卫
Please! Let's lower ourvoices! Fuckyou!
请小声点! 去你♥妈♥的♥!
Yes.
是
Fuckin'
他妈的
Burglary! Burglary!
入室抢窃! 入室抢窃!
Burglary!
入室抢窃!
Ohh!
哦!
Oh, no! Gussie!
哎,不! 格西!
Where the hell are ya?.
你怎么样?
Wanna play ball?.
想玩球吗?
Play catch, pal?. Huh?.
小子,传球? 哼?
Chase the ball?.
追那球?
Good doggy. Good thickheaded doggy.
不错,不错,笨蛋
How about this, huh?. Huh?.
怎么样,哈? 哈?
Go.
去吧
Get some light over here.
给点光
Check around back.
看看四周
You can divorce me, you know. I mean, I don't care about alimony.
你可以与我离婚 我不在乎赡养费
You can say...
你可以说…
that I was unfaithful.
我不忠实
You were.
你是的
That's why I said you can say it.
那就是为什么我认为,你可以那样说
No, no. You said it as ifit weren't true...
不,不 你说得那不象是真的…
but that I could say it just to get the divorce.
我能说的只有离婚了
Except that it is true, and we're not getting a divorce.
除非那是真的,我们不会离婚
Andlater on in the news--
稍后新闻--
Aren't you coming in with me?. No, I want to listen to the news.
你与我一起进去吗? 不,我想听听新闻
There is a world going on beyond our problems, Caroline.
我们有问题,但世界还在转,卡罗琳
Just becauseyou've made your decree about this divorce...
只是因为你已经做了离婚的决定…
doesn't mean I'm giving up on it. Caroline...
并不意味着就会那样 卡罗琳
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