虹桥旅馆（2018）

我感觉很棒 你喜欢吗
it feels right. you like it?
喜欢喜欢喜欢
sure, sure, sure.
-你♥爸♥爸知道吗 -什么？
- does your dad know about this? - what?
你♥爸♥爸知道吗？
does your dad know about this?
丽贝卡现在正在
look, rebecca's working on the church,
装饰旅馆的小教堂
decorating the chapel right now.
需要你帮忙
we need your help.
就现在！代理机构的人也来了
now! the woman from the agency's here.
-啊 嗨 -嗨
- oh! hey. hi, there. - hey.
派对不错嘛
it's quite a party here. huh?
明天是很重要的一天哦
tomorrow's the big day.
我们已经在布置教堂了
we're preparing the chapel right now.
会很棒的
it's gonna be great.
啊 请你不要往心里去
listen, please don't take this the wrong way.
怎么了？
is everything okay?
呃 我决定
well, i've decided
我想……呃 我必须
that i want a-- well, actually, i need
在一个真正的教堂结婚
my wedding to take place in a real church
由一名真正的牧师主持
with a real priest.
所以 我很感谢你
so while i thank you,
但我们的计划有变
there's been a change in plans.
我有牧师执照的
i'm a licensed christian minister.
我在密苏里主持过两年的婚礼
i preached for two years in missouri.
两年啊！在“犹太人归耶稣”静居所
two years! at jews for jesus retreat.
应该说更像是个度假胜地
actually it was more of a resort,
但...
but...
我们干得很不错
we did a wonderful business, by the way.
拯救了很多的灵魂
the business of saving souls, of course.
不错 挺好的
that's-- that's great.
但是我是天主教♥徒♥……
but, you see, i'm catholic, so...
天主教式我也能做的
i can do a catholic flavor like you've never seen.
真的 我能把整个仪式搞成拉丁语的 整个仪式
seriously, i'll do the whole thing in latin. the whole thing.
比如 "cristus"
here, i-- i have "cristus,"
"ad nuom", "et benedicto"
i have "ad nuom," uh, "et benedicto."
此处均为拉丁语
我都会的 我很确定
it's in there. i know it's in there.
我要把我的一生托付给别人了
i'm committing my life to one person,
所以我需要一个把一生托付给一件事的人
so i need someone who's committed their life to one thing.
你觉得我如果没有 会把这个纹在……
do you think that i would permanently etch this into my--
错了错了 不是这只手
all right, all right. that's the wrong one.
等等 这个怎么样
hold on. how about this one?
这就是我对宗教的承诺 拿着十字架的犹太人
that's commitment. a jew with a cross.
看呀
look at that.
我很感谢你 真的
i appreciate it. i really do.
但这我真的必须坚持
but this is something i need for me.
我 很抱歉
i'm-- i'm sorry.
我理解 没关系
i understand. no problem.
哇 这个纹身好酷
hey, man, this-- this is an awesome tattoo.
象鼻神能带来好运 你知道吗
did you know that ganesh brings good luck?
失陪
excuse me.
你就同意让拉比在场吧 有这么难吗
just have a rabbi present. is that so hard?
我和你♥爸♥爸付钱
your father and i will pay for it.
我帮你找人
i'll even find you one.
你别再揪着犹太那玩意儿不放了
you gotta stop the jewish thing.
我们小时候家里还有过圣诞树
we had a christmas tree when we were growing up.
你还坐在那边吃培根汉堡
you're sitting there eating a bourbon bacon burger
在巴斯特谷仓里
at a buster barn.
这些东西里哪有犹太教了？
what part of that is jewish?
都有！除了巴斯特谷仓！
all of it! except the buster barn!
他挺有道理的 妈
he's got a point, mom.
谢谢
thank you.
我们犹太人就是这样
this is what we do as jews,
时不时也能吃培根
we get to eat bacon once in a while
不会被人扔石头砸死
without any one person getting stoned to death for it.
有棵圣诞树又怎么了？嗯？
and what's wrong with having a tree, huh? huh?
怎么就不能享受其他宗教的娱乐了？
why can't we enjoy the fruits of other religions?
不代表我就必须放弃自己的宗教
it doesn't mean i gotta give up mine.
行 好啊 对你来说行得通
sure, fine, and that somehow works for you.
虽然我也不知道你怎么想的
i have no idea how, but somehow it does.
但这是我的婚礼
but this is my wedding.
你又来了 是吗
you're gonna do this to me, aren't you?
看着我 达伦
look at me, darren.
我在两年时间里 每周接受五天治疗
it took me two years of five-day-a-week therapy sessions,
经历了抗焦虑药物上瘾
a nasty xanax addiction,
看了无数电视上的
and endless watching
无聊纪录片
of those boring pbs documentaries
才终于接受了同性婚姻
to finally accept this gay marriage thing.
现在你又要求我放弃信仰？
and now you expect me to abandon my faith?
-天啊！ -嘘
- my god! - shh.
-冷静 -我甚至让你♥爸♥爸看了《断背山》 还看了两遍
- shh. - i even made your father watch "brokeback mountain." twice!
又出门去买♥♥蓝♥光♥版
and then went out and go buy the blu-ray edition.
他在百思买♥♥排了好久队
he had to wait in line at best buy
整整十分钟 拿着《断背山》
for 10 minutes holding that thing
当着所有邻居的面 在黑色星期五这一天
in front of all the neighbors on black friday.
我们已经做了很多牺牲
we've made sacrifices.
我现在就只有这一个要求
and i'm just asking for this one thing?
天啊 我听不下去了
oh, god, i can't take this!
我要去照看迪恩
i have to go take care of dean.
你外公在棺材里都要气醒了
your grandfather is rolling in his grave.
都要诈尸了！
and that's after he's already rolled a hole to china!
妈 你别闹了
mom, you need to stop.
他为什么就不能像和玛姬结婚一样呢
why can't he just get married like he did with maggie?
上次的婚礼有什么不好吗
was there anything wrong with that?
拉比那么棒
the rabbi did such a marvelous job.
玛姬现在还是犹太人 她马上就到了
well, maggie's still jewish, and she'll be here soon.
她还是犹太人？
maggie's still jewish?
她会来？
she's coming to the wedding?
她一直没签离婚文件
turns out she didn't sign the divorce papers,
所以她会过来
so she'll be here.
她现在住在纽约的宾厄姆顿
she lives in binghamton.
在大学当教授
she's a professor at a university.
-真的？ -啥都别想 妈
- really? - don't get any ideas, mom.
你说什么呢 我就是真的喜欢玛姬
oh, what are you talking about, isaac? i just love her.
她人很好 我一直都很喜欢她
she's wonderful. i always liked her.
这有什么不对？
what's wrong with that?
妈 你别打任何主意
mom, do not start anything.
她就过来签个字
she's coming here and she's signing the papers,
签好就走 就这样
and she's leaving. that's all.
欢迎来到圣安迪 RC教堂
不管是谁偷了我们的电扇
留着吧 你要去的地方挺热的
哇 看看这里 超级棒
wow, would you look at this place? it's perfect.
我求求你
okay, do me a favor.
千万不要在猫途鹰网(旅游网站)上评分
don't ever rank anything on tripadvisor.com
我用这个网站 我可不想看到夸张的评论
i use it. don't need the extra feedback.
怎么了 你觉得我们来这很危险吗？
why, do you think we're in danger?
你懂的 第一我们是同性恋
well, you know, we are gay,
第二这地方这么保守
hanging out in klan territory,
第三我们在别人门口闲逛
loitering in front of their church.
简直连中三项大奖
i mean, it seems like we hit the trifecta.
那我们还是走吧
then maybe we should turn back.
那倒不用 没关系的
no, i'm sure we'll be fine.
不过还是 装得直男一点
just-- come on. just butch it up a bit.
-哦好 -好
- oh, okay. um... - yeah.
干嘛翻领子？ 又不是六十年代电影
what are you doing? this isn't "west side story."
那还是放下吧 这样好一点？
down. it's better down?
算了 趁十字架还没烧起来 赶紧进去吧
just hurry up before that cross goes up in flames.
这里应该可以吧
a place like this might be available
就因为它在这样的地方
because it's in a place like this.
你好 有什么能帮助你们的吗
hello. how can i help you fine young men?
先生们 上帝的领地多美啊
gentlemen, isn't god's house beautiful?
我每看一眼这个美丽的地方
oh, i feel inspired by the holy spirit