虹桥旅馆（2018）

嗨 有什么能帮到您的吗
hi. can i help you?
请问田家人住在这里吗
yes, does the tin family make their residence here?
-是的 -他是个恶魔
- yes-- - he devil man.
快回去
just go back.
她刚吃药有点副作用
just some nasty side effects from a drug issue.
求你了！
please!
我决定 我要在教堂里结婚
so i've decided i wanna get married in a church.
不错啊 掌权了 我喜欢
listen to you. taking charge. i like it.
但当然也要教堂接受同性婚姻才行
but that's of course if a church will have your queer ass.
就你话多
shut up, bradley.
看看谁也出柜了
look who's come out.
比纽约大学戏剧系的大一新生出柜还快
that was quicker than a freshman in the nyu theater department.
来吧 你美美哒
come on. you look pretty.
来吧
let's do it!
一月份的时候 你和田先生提交了
in january, you filed with mr. tin for an extension
延长六个月住房♥保障的申请
for another six months of housing support,
这住房♥保障是给田家的吧
i assume for the tin family.
你总不会是
you don't appear to be
缅♥甸♥的政♥治♥难民吧
a political refugee from myanmar.
我不是 我给他们提供住房♥
no, i'm not. i just provide them housing,
-我们…… -资料上说田先生和你是合作伙伴关系
- and then we-- - it says mr. tin is your partner
你们一起经营一家“另类生活方式旅馆”？
in an alternative lifestyle motel?
是的 就是这里
yes, that's right here,
虹桥旅馆
at the rainbow bridge motel!
呃……
uh...
我们不允许延期
we don't give out extensions.
你也知道的 六个月就是上限了
as you know, six months is the limit.
这就是为什么说我和田先生合伙经营
and that is why tin and i partnered in the motel.
从某种层面上说 他用你们给他的住房♥保障
so, in a sense, the six-month extension
来付我房♥租
where he pays me the rent that you provide him
就相当于他逐步出资 参与这份生意
is like him buying into the business.
对吧 就相当于一份起步资金
right? it's like startup capital.
这家人住在这里 在旅馆帮忙
the family lives here, helps out around the motel,
而我的尼亚加拉地标性旅馆
and a classic niagara falls landmark
也能保留下来
is saved from the ever-present wrecking ball.
这是双赢啊
it's a win-win all around.
希波威兹先生 这些人是第三世界国家来的
these are political refugees, mr. shibbawitz,
政♥治♥难民
from a third-world country.
有的人甚至刚学会冲厕所
some of them barely know how to flush a toilet.
我爷爷当年也是政♥治♥难民
my grandfather was a political refugee,
但他却在80年前建起了这家旅馆
and he started this place 80 years ago.
相信我吧 我的缅♥甸♥家人
believe me, my burmese family
也像我爷爷一样精明 努力
has the same street smarts, dedication,
有职业精神
and work ethic that he had.
可别小看了这些人
don't underestimate these people.
我们对旅馆的未来是有规划的
we are onto something here at the rainbow--
-比如同志婚礼目的地？你认真的？-那当然
- a gay marriage destination. really, mr. shibbawitz? - absolutely!
我们为这可是付出了不少
we've tailored everything to this new emerging reality.
比如这张海报？
oh, like that poster?
不 比如他们
more like that.
-哈 哈 -呵
- huh. you know. - hmm.
你可真会选地方
so that was quite a place you chose.
你懂的 有时候你希望的人并不能排在球队新队员之首
well, you know, sometimes the top recruit isn't exactly what you thought.
这话什么意思？
what does that mean?
我也不知道
i don't know.
你是设计师啊
you're a designer.
真搞不懂你怎么想的
i don't understand.
这就是你设计出来的婚礼？
that's what you come up with for your wedding, darren?
放过他吧
leave him alone.
我的确是被网上的广♥告♥坑了
i did get taken in a little bit by an online ad,
但也没那么糟嘛
but it's not a complete loss.
这里的人很友好
the people are friendly,
也有一种独特的美
and it does have its own unique aesthetic.
什么美？世界末日早期的美？
and what's that? early apocalypse?
妈 你觉得他自己心里没数吗
mom, you think he doesn't know?
我怎么知道他有数没数
how do i know what he knows?
直到他推着我去做髋关节手术
i thought he was straight
我才知道他是同性恋
until they wheeled me in for my hip surgery.
-你在那种场合下跟妈妈出柜的？-她那时候
- that's when you told mom? - well, she was muttering
已经在喃喃念着保险箱密♥码♥
the combination of the safe
和墓碑上的字体了
and what font she wanted on her gravestone,
所以我想 那就坦白吧
so i just thought, "better come clean."
真自私
well, it was a very selfish act.
你知道听了你的坦白后
do you know how many ativans they had to give me
医生给我用了多少镇定剂
to knock me out before that surgery
才能给我做手术吗？
after hearing that?
最后只能给我用硫喷妥钠
finally, they had to inject me with sodium pentothal
才让我昏迷
to put me in a medically-induced coma.
我之后几个星期都在呕吐
i was vomiting for weeks.
原来是这样啊
so that's what happened.
宝贝 我们不想打扰你
sweetie, we didn't want to bother you.
你在上大学 准备法学院的入学考试
you were at college taking your lsats, okay?
那我再道一次歉
well, i apologize... again.
但我不知道要等到什么合适的场合
but i'm not sure if there ever would've been a good time
才能告诉你
to tell you.
这都是过去的事了
it's all water under the bridge.
得了吧 他甚至都不知道自己现在在哪里
listen to him. he doesn't even know where he is right now.
自从我圣诞节把那个体育帽送给他之后
he hasn't stopped listening to that damn sports hat
他就一直在听 没停下来过
since i gave it to him for christmas. you know that?
说到圣诞节
speaking of christmas,
现在告诉你 时机应该合适——
it is probably a great time to tell you
我们可能也许大概应该会举办一个
that it looks like we are going to have
基♥督♥教婚礼
just a little bit of a christian wedding.
什么？
what?
你听到没 弗兰克
did you hear that, frank?
-你听到没？ -你干什么
- did you hear that? - what are you doing?
干什么？ 他们正在采访马佐斯基呢
what are you doing? they're interviewing mazursky,
就是新的四分卫
the new quarterback recruit.
-别听了 -再听一会儿
- stop it. - give me a second.
-别听了 你儿子刚刚宣布
stop it. your son just announced
他们要举办个基♥督♥教婚礼
he's having a christian wedding.
所以呢？我是基♥督♥徒
so? i'm christian.
你才不是
no, you're not.
别听他乱说
don't listen to him.
他小时候就从没去过教堂
they never went to church when he was a kid.
又怎样？他还从没和我去看过七叶树队比赛呢
so? he never went to a buckeyes game with me,
但你问他最喜欢的橄榄球队
but if you ask him who his football team is,
他也会说是俄亥俄州的队 是吧？
he would say it's ohio state, right?
对对 是的 当然了
yeah, exactly. yeah-- right, sure.
这又能说明什么？
and what does that mean?
说明达伦已经是大人了
it means that darren's a big boy,
能按自己的意愿行事
and he can do what he wants,
你也该收手了
and you need to just stay out of it.
你也该继续听你的
and you need to just keep listening
狗屁体育新闻了
to your damn sports hat.
我要出去抽支烟 先走了 先生们
i need a cigarette. excuse me, gentlemen.
就在这里举办婚礼
we have wedding here.
举办过多少场了？
and how many have you had here?
昨天才第一场
first one yesterday.
迪恩和达伦的婚礼就在明天
and dean and darren's tomorrow.
是 明天也有
yes, tomorrow, too.
网上还在不断接到订单
and more coming online all the time.
我没事 没事 没问题
i am fine. i am fine. no problem.
这件事不该由亚历克斯来做吗？
isn't alex supposed to be handling that?
失陪
excuse me.
你跑哪里去了？
where have you been?
一直在跳舞
dancing.
他们是顾客！我们是工作人员！
they're guests. we're the workers.
我也是在工作嘛 在助兴 办派对
but i'm working-- help the celebrate, party!
这发型又是怎么回事
what's with the getup here? what--