虹桥旅馆（2018）

可以按轻罪辩护
and i think we can plead this down to a misdemeanor.
没关系 我曾经当过交通法♥院♥法官
doesn't hurt that i'm the former traffic court judge.
淡定 神父决定不起诉了
easy there, chief. the father's not pressing charges.
他不会……
he's not--
他该不会还决定主持婚礼吧？
he's not doing the wedding, is he?
已经在中间了 在中间了
it's centered. it's centered.
-非常好 -我知道
- it looks perfect. - i got it, i got it.
好的 好的
it really-- all right.
很好 我来弄
it's good. just let me do it.
耶 不错 不错哟
yeah. that's nice. nice.
达伦！达伦！
darren! darren!
达伦！我们有话跟你说
darren! darren, we need to talk to you.
别别别 走开 走 不许看
no, no, no, go away. go. don't look.
这是我为迪恩准备的 拜托拜托
i want to do this for dean. please, please, please,
不要告诉他
please don't tell him.
-迪恩呢？ -是我不好
- where is dean? - it's my fault.
刚刚我们从国界那边
we were walking over the border,
沿着彩虹桥 走回美国
walking over the rainbow bridge to the united states
突然出现了个性感的边境检察官……
when this sexy border agent was really--
不会吧 你就开始和检察官调情？
no, no, no, you did not start flirting with a border guard.
是！原谅我 这是我的弱点
yes! forgive me, i have a weakness.
你也知道我看见强势的制♥服♥男就难以自控
you know how i feel about dominant men in uniform.
太火爆了 别怪我 这就是我的弱点
it was just too much, darren. don't judge. it's a weakness.
你的弱点简直无穷无尽
there's no end to your weaknesses.
然后我们就被关进了可怕的小屋子
and then we were in this scary room
被国安局的人审问
being interrogated by homeland security.
-不是国安局的 -你怎么知道不是！
- it wasn't homeland security. - you don't know that!
有一瞬间 我以为我们要被关到关塔那摩了
okay, there was a moment i swear we were gonna get sent to guantanamo bay!
我承受不了这个 一秒钟都不行
and i can't handle that, not even for a second.
我必须待在空旷宽敞的地方
i need open spaces.
然后怎么了 隆兹？你干了什么？
okay, so what happened, lonzie? what did you do, lonzie?
行 别怪我
okay, okay, don't judge.
我一不小心 说出了迪恩的工签的事情
i accidentally told them about dean's work visa.
-我的天！ -别说了 隆兹
- oh, my god! - stop it, lonzie.
他们在审问你之前
they knew about dean's visa
早就知道迪恩的签证的事情了
long before you were interrogated.
等等 这是什么意思？
okay, what-- what does this mean?
意思是迪恩被困在加拿大了
it means that dean is stuck in canada.
在彩虹桥的拘留中心里
he's at some detention center at the rainbow bridge.
-他们不让他过来 -那可不好
- they won't let him through. - that's not good.
布兰德利留下陪他了
bradley stayed back with him.
天啊 不是吧
oh, god, this can't be happening.
我明天就要结婚了 明天就要结婚了
i'm getting married tomorrow. i'm getting married tomorrow.
听到没？这不可能吧
do you hear me? this can't be happening.
他真的很抱歉 他很爱你 达伦
well, he's so sorry, and he loves you so much, darren.
非常爱你 我保证他在那边什么坏事也没干
so much. and i swear nothing happened over there.
-他很爱你 -你在说什么？
- he loves you, man. - what are you talking about?
我本来没怀疑他在那边干了什么
i didn't think anything happened over there.
但现在你提起了……
but now that you mention it--
好了好了 我想好了 想好了
okay. okay, i got it. i got it.
就这样……哇我简直是个天才
this is how it's gotta-- wow, i'm good.
耶 我是天才 我们就这样办
ooh, am i good. this is how it's gonna work, right?
迪恩不能入境美国
dean can't come over here,
你们又无法在加拿大境内结婚
and you can't get married in canada,
但如果我们在彩虹桥
but what if we have the wedding on the sidewalk
的人行通道上结婚呢？
of the rainbow bridge?
对吧？迪恩走到中间
right? dean walks out into the middle.
达伦带着朋友也走到中间
darren and his family come out in the middle
这个国际模糊的领土上
in international ambiguous territory.
交换誓言 签署文件
i do the wedding vows. i stamp the papers.
搞定 迪恩就是美国公民啦
and voila, dean is an american citizen.
出不了差错
it can't miss.
这主意疯了
that sounds insane.
谢谢
thank you.
但太棒了
but brilliant.
真的？
really?
-能成吗？ -或许吧
- will it work? - maybe.
或许吧
maybe.
就这么决定了！
we are so doing this!
耶
yeah!
来呀达伦
come on, darren.
你朋友很担心你呢
your friends are worried about you.
他们觉得你马上要结婚 达伦也这么认为
they think you're getting married. so does darren.
妈 都结束了
mom... it's over.
别再骗自己了
who the hell are we kidding?
你怎么就知道呢
how do you know that the best part
或许更好的事情就在前面 等着发生
isn't just a little bit down the road?
妈 结束了
mom, it's over.
我懂
i get it.
我倾听着宇宙
i hear the universe,
没有我和达伦 它一样在膨胀
and it's clearly expanding without darren and i.
-看看那些迹象吧 -我看了
- read the signs. - i have read the signs,
我也知道达伦很爱你
and i know that darren loves you.
我也爱达伦
and i love darren.
而且现在情况很糟
and it's a goddamn mess.
我懂的 好吗
i get it. okay?
但生活不就是这样吗
but that's what life is.
就像失控出事的火车残骸？
a train wreck?
谢谢 这安慰真有用
thank you. that's really, really comforting.
你知道吗 迪恩总是要把每一件事做完美
you know, he always had to be perfect.
为了高中毕业照他雇了个造型师
he hired a stylist for his high school graduation picture.
为了舞会他自己设计了西服胸花
he designed his own boutonniere for the prom.
真的？是康乃馨还是兰花？
really? carnations or orchids?
是彩色羽毛和玫瑰花瓣
colored feathers with rose petals.
很漂亮
it was gorgeous.
每晚睡前要把衣服拿出来先搭配好
and every night before school, he would lay out his clothes,
如果配得不完美
and if they didn't match,
早上就装病
he would play sick in the morning
不去上学
and not go to school.
等等 你……你一直都知道？
wait, you-- you knew about that?
是的 我当然知道
yes, of course i did.
我也允许了
i allowed it.
但生活并不总是完美的
but life doesn't always match.
会有挫折
it clashes,
而有时候你就……你需要有信心
and sometimes you just-- you have to trust.
对什么有信心？
trust in what?
对我的未婚夫和他的新前妻有信心？
in my fianceé and his newly ex-wife,
对我夭折的切尔诺贝利灾难主题婚礼有信心？
or my chernobyl-themed wedding that i can't even have anymore?
对 没错！就要对这些不美好的事情有信心 是的
yes. yes! in all of its glorious ugliness, yes.
我不知道我能不能做得到
i don't know if i can do it.
不知道我在接下来几个月 甚至几年里
i don't know if i'm allowed back in the states
能不能再获许入境美国
for months, even years.
嗯 或许还是有办法的
well, there may be a way.
你只需要和他在国界中间碰头
you just have to meet him in the middle.
就这一次 你能对这片混乱有信心吗？
just this once, will you please trust in the chaos?
来 拿着
come on. here.
明早必须去上学！
you're going to school in the morning.
桥上禁止逗留
folks, there's no loitering on the bridge.
请尽快通过 谢谢配合
please keep moving. thank you.
你看到些什么？我还有多少时间？
what do you see? how much time do i got?
没有警卫
no guards.
真的？真的？你确定吗？
really? really? are you sure?
-很安全 -收到
- all clear. - roger.
行人请尽快通过
pedestrians, keep moving.
请让出人行通道
please clear the sidewalk.
我的眼线呢？
where are my eyes?
我没硬币了
i ran out of quarters.
什么叫没硬币了？
what do you mean, you're out of quarters?
在桥上逗留
loitering on the bridge
是严格禁止的 请尽快通过
is strictly prohibited. please keep moving.