虹桥旅馆（2018）

what is this?
看啊
oh, look!
你们的朋友到啦
your friends have arrived.
朋友们 朋友们 拜托
hey, guys. guys, come on.
婚礼会棒的
this is gonna be a great wedding.
迪恩 我马上给玛姬打电♥话♥
dean, i will call maggie.
确保她签字
i will make sure that she signs the papers.
然后就没事了 就像这个小插曲从没发生一样
it'll be great. it'll be like nothing ever happened.
“真正”的婚礼 是吧
a real wedding, huh?
真是 棒极了
just wow.
我怎么跟她打电♥话♥啊？
how am i gonna make this call?
我抛弃了她 她甚至不知道我出柜了
i left her. she doesn't even know i'm gay.
怎么办
how am i gonna do this?
真爱无阻
love finds a way.
跟女的！哈哈哈哈哈
a woman! yeah!
-是很久以前了 但…… -太惨了
- it was a long time ago, but... - very bad.
但是 你们不会就真的看不起他了吧
hey, wait, you guys are not down on darren, are you?
就因为他在沙拉餐吧里尝试了小番茄？
for what? for reaching into those cherry tomatoes at the salad bar?
指跟女人结过婚
他的确做过这件事
i mean, the guy's been there.
试过了异性恋 但这不就是你想要的吗
he's done that. that's what you want.
你也不希望他一边和你结婚
you don't want him thinking and doing and questioning
一边还对自己的性取向疑惑不清吧
and gay mind-fucking your marriage.
这已经是过去的事情了
you want that in your past
而你 是他的未来
because you are his future now.
阿弥陀佛
namaste.
怎么确定他就已经试出来他的性取向了？
but how do you know he's done experimenting?
你看看你自己
i mean, look at you.
我只是沙拉餐吧比较大而已
i just have a bigger salad bar.
简直大得像拉斯维加斯豪华自助餐
more like a vegas buffet.
只要有人源源不断地
just as long as they keep on bringing out
向我献上「香肠」
those breakfast sausages...
嘿 你们要来参加派对吗
hey, you guys wanna join the party?
大家都能来
you're all welcome.
快进来 嗨起来
go ahead inside now. party!
好呀 兄弟
sounds good, my brother.
只能算半个“兄弟”吧
more like half-brother.
指变性才变了一半
但也是彩虹群体的一部分
but still part of that glorious rainbow.
来啊大家
come on, people, now!
耶 虹桥旅馆啊
yeah, the rainbow bridge motel.
这里这么嗨 我不知道这场婚礼
wow. i'm not sure my health insurance
-有没有包括在我的医保里 -ok
- covers me for this wedding. - okay.
玛姬？
hello, maggie?
是我 达伦
hi, it's darren.
达伦
darren.
你的前夫啊 达伦
uh, darren your former husband darren.
对
yeah.
我还行
well, i-- i'm doing.
还行 你怎么样?
i'm doing. how about you?
听得到吗
hello?
我这里信♥号♥♥不太好 稍等
i got some interference. hold on.
现在好点了吗
is that better?
好 好
great, great.
嗨 玛姬
oh, hi, maggie--
啊 妈呀
oh, god!
别别别 别挂
no, no, no, don't hang up.
什么情况
what?
这里怎么回事？
what's happening here?
这本来不是什么难事啊
this is supposed to be an easy job.
你自己说没问题
you said no problem.
这可是升级套餐的一部分
this is the rock hudson upgrade.
他只是想要拆下来
he just wanted to take it apart
看看是什么堵住了水管
to find the clog in the pipe.
什么时候开始堵塞的？
he wants to know the last time it was working.
谁知道啊
i don't know.
1977年的暴风雪就把它冻住了
it just, like, froze up during in the blizzard of '77,
就再也没化过了
and i don't think it ever melted inside.
别翻译给他听！
don't tell him that!
虽然我觉得真的是这个原因...
even though i think that's actually what happened.
他在 他在……
what is he-- is he--
我至少把年份记对了
at least i got the year right.
致基佬的婚姻生活！
to the gay married life!
卢塞尔 玛雅
russell, maya...
白头到老吧
let's all grow old together.
-嗯 -好啊
- yeah. - yes. let's!
这两个人结婚算是同性婚礼吗？
does this even count as a gay wedding?
这两个人 准确地说 难道不是异性夫妻吗？
i mean, technically, aren't they a heterosexual couple?
我不知道 你想说什么
i don't know, but what's your point?
我只是说说 理论上他们根本不用
i'm just saying, technically they didn't have to wait
等到同性婚姻合法
for the supreme court ruling,
只需要等到卢塞尔完成变性
only until russell's hormones kicked in.
LGBT人群里明明包含了T(transexual 变性人)
why don't you just take the "t" out of lgbt, huh?
-谢谢 -你这么说一点也不友好
- thank you. - ooh, now, that wouldn't be very nice.
你打算怎么办？
so what are you gonna do?
我不知道 大概跟达伦谈谈吧
i don't know. i guess, talk to darren,
搞清楚我们的婚礼是否是“真的”
find out if our wedding is real.
我的看法是 他对于我们基佬来说
if you ask me, he plays it a little too straight
的确太直了一点
to be on our side of the field.
虽然这也不是什么大问题
i mean, not that there's anything wrong with that.
我还挺喜欢的
i mean, i kind of like them like that, too,
但 结婚？
but to marry?
你要想清楚了
you be careful.
嗷嗷 嗷嗷
ooh, ooh! ooh, ooh!
嗷嗷 嗷嗷
ooh, ooh! ooh, ooh!
我想好了
so, i've decided--
我要先洗个澡
i have to get in the shower.
我真的很看重一个“真正的”的婚礼
it's very important to me that we have a real wedding.
-迪恩 现在别跟我说 -你怎么了？
- dean, i can't talk right now. - what's wrong with you?
我要先洗个澡
i need to take a shower.
-不是 -就现在
- no-- - right now.
不 你必须听我说清楚
no, you need to hear me.
我不行
i can't.
这什么味道？
what is that smell?
-我擦 是你身上的？ -是 是我 行了吧
- what-- is that you? - yes, it's me. okay?
你这个偏执狂有毒的幻想
amazingly, one of your toxic paranoid fantasies
还真的在我身上实现了
has actually materialized...
全身都是
all over me,
所以我必须洗澡
and i have to get in the shower.
就现在
right now.
好消息是玛姬同意开车来
but the good news is that maggie's agreed
签离婚文件了
to sign the papers and drive up.
-是吗 -是的
- really? - yeah.
她也一直没有再婚 所以一直没寄过来
she just never remarried, so she never sent them in.
-她会签的 -你认为这是什么呢？
- she'll sign everything. - what do you think it was?
是我的人格魅力 端正的态度
my charm. being nice.
不是 我是说你身上的东西 是啥啊
no, the horrible liquid on you. what is it?
某种沉淀的烂泥 已经冲下来了
some sort of sludge. it seems to be coming off.
我跟你说了这地方要不得
i told you this place is killing us!
你在哪里弄到身上的？按♥摩♥浴缸里吗？
where did it come from? out of the jacuzzi?
人行道边的水沟？
up from the cracks in the sidewalk?
不是吧 床上也有
oh, no, not the bed.
化工厂有东西泄露了！
there's been a spill at the chemical plant!
快跑啊
we've gotta get out of here now!
别慌 差不多都冲下来了
stop it! it's almost all off.
我想找个尽可能隐私 安静的地方打电♥话♥
i was trying to get reception and privacy and away from the music,
不知不觉就走到了那里
and somehow i walked out there.
离旅馆大概100码距离
relax, i was, like, a hundred yards from the motel.
根本不会有人到那种地方去
believe me, no one's venturing out there.
解放自己！丢掉恐惧！
liberate yourself! no fear!
精神起来 精神起来
up, up, up, up, up. up, up, up, up, up.
天啊