虹桥旅馆（2018）

现在呢 我还安全吧？可以继续吗？
how about it? am i okay? can i continue?
-很安全 -很好
- you're all clear. - all clear.
-田 是你吗？ -是的 我回来了
- tin, is that you? - yes, i'm back.
回来了！耶 谢天谢地
you're back! oh, thank god.
桥上所有行人必须快速通行
all pedestrians must keep walking on the bridge.
不允许逗留和集♥会♥
there'll be no stopping, no congregating on the bridge.
我希望你不介意 她同意来当伴郎
i hope it's okay. she agreed to be my best man.
你没说错 我需要个朋友
you were right. i needed to have a friend here.
今天我们聚在一起
we are gathered here today
是为了庆祝两个灵魂的结合——
for the joining of two wonderful souls--
迪恩和达伦
dean and darren.
桥上行人请立即通行
pedestrians, keep moving along the walk.
玛姬 戒指准备好了吗？
maggie, do you have the rings ready?
-准备好了 -好 很好
- yes. - okay, that's good.
我有点太着急了
i think i'm getting a little ahead of myself.
-好 就…… -警卫从右边过来了！
- all right, just-- - guards coming from right.
-警卫从右边过来了！ -今天天气真好啊
- guards coming from right. - it's a beautiful day.
你知道啊 尼亚加拉瀑布啊 很多人
you know, niagara falls, a lot of people
都不知道的一点就是
don't know this about niagara falls,
这里每秒的水流量
but there's over 3,000 tons of water
高达三千吨♥ 真的
that spill over that every second. it's true.
他停下了 他走了 警卫走了
he stopped. turned around. he turned around.
好 好 看来我们需要
okay, look, we're gonna have to
速战速决了 好吗
pick this up a lot faster, okay?
-警卫又回来了 -又回来了
- he's coming back. - coming back.
尼亚加拉瀑布真是个美丽的地方
you know, niagara falls is a beautiful place.
我们从亚利桑那的凤♥凰♥城大老远过来
yeah, we've come a long way from phoenix, arizona.
作为传教士
and it is truly the culmination
这算是我们传教生涯的亮点了
of our journey as christian missionaries
我想说……
i just wanna say that--
他转身了 他转身了
he's turning around. he's turning around.
好 必须加速了 加速
okay, we gotta work fast. we gotta work fast.
加速 快快快
gotta work-- come on, come on, come on.
咳咳 仪式过程短
ahem. okay, a fast ceremony
不代表就没有意义
doesn't mean a meaningless ceremony.
我♥干♥这个已经很有经验了
so, i've been doing this thing a long time, right?
主持过上千场婚礼
you know, i've done a million weddings and--
虽然不都是同性的
not all same-sex weddings,
你知道我什么意思
but all right, you know what i mean.
但我跟你们说
and i'm telling you,
我对你俩有种一见如故的感觉
i feel like i've known you my whole life.
我也不知道为什么 就是有这种感觉
i don't even know why, but i just do.
我也确定 你俩确实是天造地设的一对
and i swear, you were meant to be together
没有人比你俩
if ever there were two people
更应该结婚了
that were actually meant to have a wedding.
我在说些什么啊
what am i talking about?
好的 迪恩
all right, dean--
迪恩 你愿意接受达伦
dean, do you take darren
作为你合法的——
as your lawful wedded--
帮帮我
help me.
-丈夫 我愿意 -丈夫
- husband. i do. - husband.
好 好
good, good.
达伦 你愿意接受迪恩作为你合法的——
and, darren, do you take dean as your lawful wedded--
-快填空 -丈夫 丈夫
- just fill in the blank. - husband. husband.
-丈夫 是的 -我愿意 愿意
- husband, yes. - yes. yes, i do.
……孵育我的权力……
...power invested in me--
请不要在桥上集♥会♥
please don't congregate on the sidewalk.
以纽约州政♥府♥“孵育”我的……
by power invested in me by the great state of new york--
-又来了！ -我在此宣布你们成为
- coming back! - i hereby pronounce you
-丈夫和…… -他们抓到希波威兹了
- man and-- - they got shibbawitz.
桥上不允许集♥会♥
there'll be no congregating on the bridge.
他们抓到希波威兹了？
they got shibbawitz?
丈夫和妻……丈夫和妻……
man and woman-- man and--
我宣布你们结为一对！
a married couple!
带我走！我是你的！
take me! i'm your man!
文件！他的文件！
the papers! his papers!
文件 文件！
papers! the papers!
别走啊！
no!
玛姬 戒指！放开我！
maggie, the rings! get your hands off of me!
我可是法官！也是牧师！也是老师！
i'm a judge! i'm a minister! i'm a sensei!
桥上所有行人必须立即通行
all pedestrians are asked to keep moving on the bridge.
快亲你的新郎！
kiss the bride!
我逗你玩呢
just kidding.
桥上不允许逗留
there's no loitering on the bridge.
-成功了 成功了！ -结婚了？
- they did it. they did it. - they're married?
行人请立即通行 让出人行道
pedestrians must keep moving. please clear the walkway.
他们一直没忘了我们呀 田
they never forget us, do they, tin?
小宝宝都这么大了
look how big duke is getting.
和他爸爸长得真像
he looks just like his dad.
是的 很像
yes, he does.
今年一定会很棒
hey, it's gonna be a good year this year.
是的
yes.