丧日少女（2020）

Maya?
哦好
Oh, okay.
再见 很高兴见到你
Bye, nice to meet you.
你今天真是充满意外啊
You're full of surprises today.
所以我俩还好吧
So are we good?
当然
Yeah.
为什么会不好呢
Why wouldn't we be?
所以你已经见过新的这位拉比了吗
So, have you seen the new rabbi?
如果Robert De Niro和Robert De Niro生的是犹太孩子
If Robert De Niro and Gene Kelly had a Jewish baby.
可心 真的可心
Cute, so.cute.
是你觉得可心 还是Danny觉得
For you cute or for Danny cute?
我们都觉得啊 可心就是可心嘛
For all of us cute. Cute is cute.
但是我想给Danny找个好人
But I want someone good for Danny.
啊当然啦
Well, of course.
我也在努力找了 只是…
And I'm trying to find someone, it's just.
－嗨 －你回来啦
- Hey. - You're back.
－哎哟真美 －嗨亲爱的
Aw, so pretty. Hi, sweetie.
嗨
Hi
所以你现在有对象吗
So, are you seeing anyone?
没有吧 我们现在想说说这事儿
No one we wanna discuss right now.
我还以为你会像赶苍蝇一样赶那些男生呢
I thought you'd be swatting the boys away like flies.
我希望她能赶得用力一点儿
Well I wish she would swat them away a little harder.
啊 赶了
Uh, I swat.
别听你妈妈说的
Don't listen to your mother.
好好玩儿 享受享受这副小肉体
Have fun, enjoy, enjoy this little, little body.
我想让她享受这副小肉体
I want her to enjoy her little, little body,
但是搞个振动棒就行 别谈恋爱
but get a vibrator, don't get a relationship.
妈妈
Mom.
感觉不一样的啊
It's not the same.
我只是希望她能完成期末
I just want her to finish her finals
然后再谈恋爱
and meet someone after that.
确实真的真的
Of course, yeah. That's true, it's true.
把你妈妈说的话放在心里 至少得睡十个人
Listen to your mother and don't marry anyone
不然不要轻易和谁结婚
'til you've slept with like what? At least 10 people.
因为你要和一个人终老
Because you're gonna end up with one
然后剩下的余生
and you'll be wiping his arthritic ass
都要替他擦屁♥股♥
for the rest of your life.
你知道吗我最近遇到一个人
You know who I ran into recently
他的儿子跟她简直是绝配
whose son would be perfect for her?
我遇到谁来着
Who did I run into?
Danny 你认识那个人 跟她说说
Danny, you know that guy, tell her.
跟她说说
Tell her.
不要妈妈 我不想说
No, Mom, I don't want to.
我要去洗手间
I have to go to the bathroom.
－啊 －你跟她说吧
- Oh. - You tell her.
我很是担心她
I'm worried about her.
－你担心什么啊 －我也不知道
What are you worried about? I don't know.
－你担心什么啊 －我也不知道
她表现得有点奇怪
She's acting a little strange.
－是吗 有点不同吗 －对 有点心不在焉
She is? A little different? Yeah, just off.
心不在焉
Off?
－对 有点儿 －心不在焉的吗
- Yeah, a little. - Like distracted?
－心不在焉 －心不在焉 但是这事儿
Like distracted. - Distracted, but distracted.
－可以治疗的 －是很心不在焉
-It's treatable. - Very distracted.
－也不是什么病 －确实
- It's not a disease. - That's true.
稍等一下
Just a second.
不好意思
Sorry about that.
啊今天真是
Oh, what a day.
你们吃的够不够
Did you guys get enough to eat?
你好吗
How are you doing?
你知道就是有点奇怪
You know, it's just weird.
嗨Danny 亲爱的
Hey, Danny, sweetie.
你没事吧
Are you okay?
没事 我们现在可以走了吗 拜托
Yeah, can we go like now please?
行啊 只要你能把你♥爸♥爸拖过来
Yeah, if you can drag your father away from everybody.
行 我去
Okay, I'll do that.
－亲爱的 －怎么
- Sweetie. - What?
谢谢你能来
Thank you for coming.
行 你让我来的 所以管它呢
Yeah, well you asked me to be here, so whatever.
我知道 我知道这不是你喜欢做的事
I know, and I know it's not something that you like to do.
很显然 我只是想让你知道
And, obviously, and I just want you to know
我很感激 好吗
that I appreciate it, okay?
不客气
You're welcome.
你真是个好孩子
You are such a good kid.
谢了
Thanks.
你真是
You are.
我怎么养出这么个好姑娘的
How did I raise get such a good girl?
妈妈
Mom.
你嗑药了吗
Are you on drugs?
－没有 －我开玩笑的
- No. - Oh, I'm just kidding
说真的 你真是个好姑娘
No really, you are such a good girl.
我爱你
I love you.
我也爱你妈妈
I love you too, Mom.
老天啊
Oh my God.
等等
Wait a sec,
我还没找到机会跟你说话呢
I haven't had a chance to catch up with you yet.
你好吗
How are you?
你上哪儿去了Danielle
Where did you go, Danielle?
你上哪儿去了
Where did you go?
你都皮包骨了
You're skin and bones.
－是啊 －你要去干什么
- Yeah. - What are you up to?
除了把自己饿死这件事除外
Besides starving yourself to death?
就
Just.
学习
.studying.
你有男朋友了吗
You have a boyfriend?
－没有 －啊真的吗
No.Ah, really?
我不相信你
I don't believe you.
我没啥好说的
I have nothing serious.
所以你就是学习断食
So you just study and don't eat
然后跟你那些美丽朋友一起出街 是吧
and go out with your beautiful friends, is that i
你的生活就是这样吗
Is that your life?
对 我想我的生活就是如此
Yeah, I guess that's my life.
哎哟 你真走运
Well, lucky you.
你能不能呃 原谅我失陪
Can you, um, excuse me?
我还没出东西我得去…
I haven't eaten yet, I have to go..
让自己 别饿着
unstarve myself.
失陪
Excuse me.
抱歉
Excuse me.
Danielle －哎
- Danielle. - Yeah.
－呃 我这就要走了 －啊 你在这儿啊
-Um, I'm just gonna go. - Oh, there you are.
呃 我正要走
Um, I'm just gonna go.
嗨
Hey.
你没事吧
Are you okay?
我…
I'm like.
怎么
What?
没事
Nothing.
怎么 怎么了
What, what is it?
笑啥
What?
就没事啊 行不行
It's literally nothing, okay?
你在笑啊 有他妈啥好笑的啊
Well you're laughing, so what's so fucking funny?
就他妈没啥好笑的啊
Nothing's fucking funny.
没啥好笑的
Nothing's funny.
好了
Okay.
我想你了 好吧
I miss you, okay?
见到你我很激动
And I was like excited to see you.
好吧 爱咋咋吧 搞什么几把玩意儿
Great, whatever, it's what a fuck.
我滚了
I'll fuck off.
好吧 我也想你了
Okay, I miss you too.
哎哟
Sick.
真是牛逼
That's awesome.
酷 酷
Cool, cool.