大明星从军记（2008）

Hey,say it,don't spray it.
嘿,好好讲,别喷着说
Move, move, move. Move those feet.
走,走,走 快动你的脚
Move, move, move!
走,走,走!
Yes.
是
You better get your S-H-l-T consolidated ASAP
你最好“尽可能快”地站好队
or you will be SOL PDQ.Do you understand me?
不然你会"马上"被"修理"你听到了吗?
No. I have no idea what he just said.
不 我不知道他刚才在说什么
This is not a slumber party.
这不是一场睡觉晚会
- Get your game face on!- This is so not my vibe.
－别懒懒散散! －这一点都不对我的感觉
What happened to,
发生什么了
like,the cute little rock climbing outfits and the sisterhood?
就像小型攀岩队或妇女会?
You will stand at attention!Put your bag down!
立正!放下包!
- Shoulders back! Eyes front! - Look at me!
－挺胸!直视! －看着我!
Now,when I address you,
现在,我叫到谁
your response to me will be,"Yes,Drill Sergeant."
谁就回答:"是,教官"
Do you understand?
明白了吗?
Why didn't you tell me my mascara was running?
为什么你们没告诉我我的睫毛膏掉了?
- Now say it like you got a pair.- Yes,Drill Sergeant.
－现在,整齐地回答 －是,教官
Here.This will take the edge off.
－给你 这个能消你的火气
What do you think this is,a rehab facility?
你把这儿当什么了,康复中心?
I don't do drugs! My body's a temple!
我不嗑药!我的身体就是一座教堂!
Did you think that bus was goingto a Phish concert?
你以为那辆巴士是去Phish的演唱会?
Put that away!
把它丢掉!
Now,listen up.This is your First Sergeant,Louisa Morley.
听着,这位是路易莎·摩莉,你们的军士长
She'll be overseeing your training here at Fort Jackson.
你们在杰克逊堡的训练由她负责
You will address her as First Sergeant.
你们要称呼她:军士长
Certainly have hit a new low,haven't we,Sergeant Evans?
确实是创造新低了,不是吗,伊文斯军士?
Yes,First Sergeant.
是的,军士长!
- Name,soldier.- Jeter,First Sergeant.
－姓名,士兵 －吉特,军士长
Don't I know you?
我是否认识你?
Proudly served as sergeant at Fort Benning.
光荣地在本宁堡当过军士
Traded my stripes in for marriage.That fell through.
想用我的军阶换婚姻,没有成功
Came back for the love of my country,First Sergeant!
因为爱国而回来,军士长!
A woman scorned is a good soldier.Welcome back,Private Jeter.
被嘲弄的女人是一个好士兵 欢迎回来,二等兵吉特
- What's your name? - Ma'am,Petrovich,ma'am.
－姓名? －女士,皮特罗维奇,女士
"Ma'am"? I worked hard for my rank,Private.
"女士"? 我努力工作获得军阶,二等兵
You will address me as First Sergeant.
你要称呼我军士长
- Are we clear? - Yes,First Sergeant.
－清楚了吗? －是,军士长
Are you about to cry?Ain't no crying in the Army,baby girl.
你想哭了?不要在军队里哭泣,小女宝宝
'Cause I ain't got time to be changing no diapers.Are we clear?
因为我没时间帮你换尿布 清楚了吗
Yes,First Sergeant.
是,军士长
- Did I just catch you eyeballing me? - No,First Sergeant.
－刚才你在盯着我看吗? －没有,军士长
Am I attractive to you?
我在吸引你是吗?
'Cause I'll only break your heart,sweetheart.
因为我只会伤你的心,宝贝
- Name,soldier.- Private Castillo,First Sergeant.
－姓名,士兵 －二等兵卡斯蒂洛,军士长
What are you? Huh?You some kind of gangbanger?
你是什么人?嗬?帮派份子?
What you gonna do?What,you gonna cut me,mommy?
你想干什么?你要砍我,妈咪?
Is that what you gonna do?You gonna cut me?
这就是你想干的?你想砍我?
- No,First Sergeant.- I got my eye on you,Casti-ho.
－不,军士长 －我会盯着你,卡斯蒂“霍”
This is the United States Army.We will tolerate nothing but...
这就是美国♥军♥队 我们不能容忍♥...
Excuse me? Excuse me? Hi.
打扰一下,嗨
This is really embarrassing.
真不好意思
Sorry to interrupt,but I'm Megan Valentine.
抱歉打断你的话,我是梅根·瓦伦蒂
- The actress? - Hey.
－那个女演员?－嗨
See,this really isn't what I was picturing
看,这真的不是我所构想的那样
when the recruitery guy was telling me about me finding myself.
那征兵处的家伙当时说可以找回我自己
Really? Well,come on over here a second,sweetheart.
真的吗?好,过来这儿一下,甜心
- But first,who are you wearing? - Dolce & Gabbana.
－首先,你穿的什么? －D&G
- Stunning.Stunning.- Thanks.
－真漂亮 真漂亮 －谢谢
It looks like we've got ourself a special visitor today.
看来我们今天有一位特殊的访客
Megan Valentine.
梅根·瓦伦蒂
Why don't we all give her a round of applause? Come on!
我们为什么不鼓掌欢迎?来呀!
Come on.No,you all can do better than that.
来 不,还可以更热烈些
- Let's hear it for Megan Valentine.- Hi.
－请梅根·瓦伦蒂致辞 －嗨
Let's hear it for Megan.She's just pretty as a peach.
我们听梅根说 她真是广受欢迎
Thank you.Between us girls,
谢谢 我俩私下说
I need a bath,a phone,and,like,20 hours of sleep.
我需要洗个澡,打个电♥话♥,呃,睡上20小时的觉
Do you know any cute,like,B and B's around here?
你知道周围有没有舒适的,像是B&B之类的旅馆?
- Let me think.Bed and breakfast? - Yeah.
－我想想,床和早餐? －对啊
Nearby.And you'll probably need a ride too,huh?
附近有 你可能还需要一个交通工具,哈?
- You're a doll.- Well,then by all means,
－你真贴心 －呃,总的来说
let me ride you,Miss Daisy.Drop and give me 10.
让我来骑你吧,大小姐 趴下,给我来10下
- Ten what? - Ten push-ups.Drop and give me 10!
－十下什么? －十下俯卧撑 趴下来十下!
Will you hold my bag? Thanks.
能帮我拿一下包吗?谢谢
I think I wanna take the scenic route,Evans.
我看要热闹了,伊文斯
My grandmother can do a better push-up than that.
我奶奶做俯卧撑都比你强
Off your knees.This isn't the Girl Scouts!
伸直腿 这不是女童子军!
Now, down. I said, feet back. Down!
向下 我说了,腿向后 压下去!
- I'm trying.- Up! Down.
－我在尽力 －上!下
Up. Down.Hold it when I say down.
上 下 我说向下时保持住
Down. Up. Down. Up.
下 上 下 上
Down. Up. Down. Up.
下 上 下 上
Down. Up. Down. Up.
下 上 下 上
- Get up,Hollywood! Get up!- Okay.
－起来,好莱坞!起来! －好的
As you can see,I'm a huge fan.Really, I am.
你看到了,我是超级粉丝 真的
But we just seem to have a teeny weeny problem here.
但我们之间有个小小的问题
You see right here?Like the VIP,girlfriend,you on the list.
你看到了吗?你在名单上,像是VIP,我的女友
So as long as your name is on my list,you're not going anywhere.
只要你还在我名单上,哪儿你也别想去
Fall in for processing.There you go,cuteness.
列队行进 你可以走了,可人儿。
Hey,this is Sidney.
嘿,我是西德尼
Call me on the cell,call me at the office,
请打手♥机♥或请打办公室
I'm always open.
我都在
Sidney,it's me.I made a mistake.I need your help.
西德尼,是我 我犯了个错 我需要你的帮助
I crashed my car
我撞车了
and now I'm at the Army and everyone's yelling at me.
现在在军队里,这儿每个人都对我大喊大叫
Come on,you know how much that tube of eye cream goes for?
别这样,你知道这样一支眼霜多贵吗?
No,not the Libra.I have been on a waiting list.
不,别拿这个 我在等待名单上
These are on loan.
这些是借来的
One size fits all? Am I being Punk'd?
只有一个码数?我朋克了吗?
C-D-N-K...
C-D-N-K...
That's so wrong.
我犯了个大错
I don't wear underwear.
我不♥穿♥内♥裤♥的
When is this gonna end?
这什么时候到头啊?
This is just the beginning!
这才刚开始!
Gosh.Where's my room?
天哪 哪个是我房♥间?
These sheets better have a decent thread count.
床单最好足够支数
Can you believe that? She just sees a tattoo
你能相信吗?她只是看到一个纹身
and just assumes I'm in a gang or something.
就假想我是帮派份子什么的
- I hate that I let her make me cry.- Thank God.
－我恨我被她搞哭 －感谢上帝
Attention,ladies.It's 5:00 a.m.Time to fall in for duty.
注意,女士们 已经5点,操练时间到了
Let's go. Let's go.
走吧,走吧
Rise and shine, ladies.Move it, move it, move it!
起来运动,女士们 行动,行动,行动!
Let's go.
我们走
Private Valentine?
二等兵瓦伦蒂?
Move it,Hollywood.
起来,好莱坞
I wanna be an airborne ranger
我要当一名空降突击兵
I wanna be an airborne ranger
我要当一名空降突击兵
Living on blood and guts and danger
与鲜血、勇气、危险为伴
Living on blood and guts and danger
与鲜血、勇气、危险为伴
I wanna be an airborne ranger
我要当一名空降突击兵
I wanna be an airborne ranger
我要当一名空降突击兵
Living on blood and guts and danger
与鲜血、勇气、危险为伴
Living on blood and guts and danger
与鲜血、勇气、危险为伴
I think I'm gonna die.I want my mommy.
我想我要死了 我要妈妈
Weren't you just on the cover of some fitness magazine?
你不是刚上了某个健身杂♥志♥封面吗?
Yeah.I don't work out.I have a high metabolism.
是的 但我都没练 我的新陈代谢快
What? You look like that without working out?
什么?你看起来像没练过的吗?
- It's really hard for me to gain weight.- Yeah,whatever.
－我很难长体重 －好吧,不管怎样
Before I cry you a river,
在我求你之前
tell me,why are you really here,Valentine?
告诉我,你真正来这里的原因,瓦伦蒂?