完美杀手之家（2020）

相信我 这比我的烤的会更好
which, trust me, is way better than my baking.
好吧 无论哪种方式 我们都感激不尽 谢谢
well, we appreciate it either way, so thank you.
-欢迎 -你是做什么的 佩里
- welcome. - What do you do, perry?
佩里是离婚律师
Perry here is a divorce attorney.
想都不要想
Don't get any bright ideas.
好的
Okay?
嗯 我们见过面吗 我发誓我在哪见过你
Um, have we met before? I swear I've seen you somewhere.
我是说 我不这么认为
I mean, I don't think so.
-你是在西边工作吗 -是的
-Do you work on the west side? -Yeah.
我和我的朋友经常在那边玩
I went to many a happy hours with my boys there
那是以前了 所以 也许我们可以穿越回去看看
back in the day, so, maybe we crossed paths way back when.
是的 我通常要等到晚上八点才离开工作
Yeah, I usually don't leave work until 8 p.M.
但是谁知道呢 我肯定会在那边的酒吧里面
But who knows, I'm sure there's a happy hour or two
玩一两个钟头的
that got lost somewhere in the shuffle.
绝对是红色彩虹酒吧
Red rainbow bar is def
那是我最喜欢的老地方
an old favorite haunt of mine.
没错
Same.
所以给我说说 你打算如何处理这个地方
So tell me, what exactly do you plan to do with this place?
我觉得 很明显 它需要大量的工作
I mean, clearly, it needs much work.
你为什么不跟我一起来 我可以给你看看
Why don't you come with me and I'll show you?
真好
Nice.
绝对是红色彩虹酒吧
Definitely red rainbow bar.
摩根 我买♥♥了泰国菜
morgan, I picked up thai food.
你想下来吃饭吗
You wanna come down and eat?
摩根
Morgan?
布丽丝 是你吗
Bliss, is that you?
你吓到我了
you scared me.
你没有听到我在叫你吗
Did you not hear me calling for you?
不 我刚刚在...
No, I was just...
我刚刚在测量这里 就这样
I was, I was just getting some measurements, that's all.
好吧 如果你饿了 我点了一些菜
Well, I ordered some food if you're hungry.
你还好吗
Are you okay?
不 真的 没什么 真的
No, really, it's, it's nothing, really.
没什么是一杯酒不能解决的
Nothing that a big old glass of wine can't fix.
来吧
Come on.
对不起 就是我的房♥东
I'm sorry, it's just, it's my landlord.
你知道 他有点怪异
You know, he's a bit of a creep.
他住在我的隔壁
He lives next door,
我们约会了一两次
and we dated once or twice ages ago
现在他总是不断地骚扰我
and now he always keeps coming around and harassing me.
而且 我告诉他离我远点
And, I told him to leave me alone
现在他正试图把我赶走
and now he's trying to kick me out.
太糟糕了
That's awful.
需要我帮你么 我不知道
Should I come over and, I don't know,
也许我们可以一起捅他的轮胎
maybe we slash his tires together?
是的 不 我 我想的是
yeah, no, I, I think
我只需要尽快离开那里 你知道吗
I just need to get out of there as soon as possible, you know?
我真的很害怕
I'm, I'm actually kind of afraid
晚上在那里睡觉
to sleep there at night.
昨晚他在敲我的门
Last night he was banging on my door
他整晚都在给我发短♥信♥
and he's been texting me all evening
问我在哪里
asking me where I'm at.
你认为你应该给警♥察♥打电♥话♥吧
Do you think you should call the cops?
是的 问题是他没有做任何身体上的动作
Yeah, see, the problem is he hasn't done anything physical
我们也约过会 所以 你知道的 就是这样
and we did date, so, you know, it is what it is.
只是...
Just...
我只需要坚持到月底
I need to tough it out until the end of the month
试着重新找个住处
and try and find something else.
我说 我们这里这么多房♥间
I mean, we have all these rooms here.
你可以留在这里
You could just stay here.
嗯 不 我不想强加给你
Um, no, I wouldn't wanna impose.
不 我是说 你很好
No, I mean, you've been so wonderful
布丽丝也住在这里
and you already have ms. Bliss.
好 我们还有客房♥ 我是说 园丁已经走了
Well, we have the guesthouse. I mean, the gardener's gone.
你可以一直住在那直到你找到住处
You could probably stay down there until you figure it out.
真的么 你不介意吗
Really? You wouldn't mind?
一点都不
No, not at all.
我-我是说 我必须先问问乔西
I-I mean, I have to ask josh first,
但我都还OK的
but I'm sure it'll be fine.
朱尔斯 谢谢你 你是最好的
Jules, thank you! You're the best!
当然
Of course.
你知道 我很高兴你在这里
You know, I'd be happy to have you here.
我 老实说我没有那么多女性朋友
I, I honestly don't have many girlfriends.
我愿意和你成为朋友
I'd like that.
额...那你和布丽丝呢
Well, the... What about you and bliss?
我以为你们两个肯定是好闺蜜
I thought for sure you two were besties.
好吧 我认为 布丽丝很好 一切都很好
Well, I mean, bliss is, is great and everything.
她只是更像是我老公的朋友
She's just more of a guy's girl..
你什么意思
What do you mean?
好吧 她以前就是是乔西的朋友
Well, she was josh's friend before
和我们所有的承包商
and all of our contractors
为我们工作的人很喜欢她
who work for us adore her.
我认为 她就像一个有活力的啦啦队长
I mean, she was like a competitive cheerleader
喜欢足球和龙舌兰酒
and loves football and tequila shots.
而且我更像是一个对所有这些都表示“无感”的宅女
And I'm more of a homebody who's like "no" to all of that
然后“我就在角落里喝自己的酒 ”
and like, "I'm just gonna sit here and sip my wine."
那她和乔西呢
What about, her and josh?
-他们之间 -没有 绝对没有
- They never had anything? - No. Definitely not.
我是说 我没有感觉到
I mean, not that I'm aware of.
但是我相信乔西和布丽丝
But I trust josh and bliss.
好吧 我喜欢你对你婚姻的安全感
Well, I love how secure you are in your marriage.
我是绝对不会信任
I definitely wouldn't trust
那么漂亮的一个人
that gorgeous creature
和我的老公
with my husband.
是的
yeah.
是的 我喜欢它
yeah. I love it.
是的 很好 所以我在想
yeah, well, okay, so I was thinking
如果我把这个放在这里...
if I put this here...
哦 我喜欢这个
Ooh, I love it.
-对 -你是最好的 你知道吗
-Right? -You're the best, you know that?
不 但是你喜欢吗
No. But do you like it, though?
- 我喜欢 -你不喜欢
- I do. - you hate it.
-不 我没有 - 你就是
- no, I don't. - you do.
你没事吧
you all right?
是的 我有点累了
Yeah, I'm just tired.
这是漫长的一天
It's been a long day.
那么 阿斯彭代尔那边怎么样了
So how was aspendale?
你和布丽丝完成一切吗
You and bliss get everything done?
是的 还是要铺地
Yeah, yeah, um, still gotta do the tiling
在楼下的浴室里
in the downstairs bathroom.
但是我认为其他一切看起来都很棒
But I think everything else looks great.
好吧
Good.
所以 摩根遇到了点问题
so, morgan's been having some issues
和她的房♥东之间 现在必须搬出去来了
with her landlord and had to move out.
所以我告诉她 她可以留在客房♥里
So I told her she could stay in the guesthouse
在这个月里
for the rest of the month.
好吧 是说...把她的东西搬进来吗
Well, like, like, move her stuff in?
我是说 我不知道 也许不是全部吧
I mean, I don't know, maybe not all of it.
-但是 我想 -我是说 亲爱的
-But, I guess, yeah. -I mean, honey...
-我们几乎不认识这个女孩 -你在说什么
-We barely know this girl. -What are you talking about?
她几乎每天在这里待十个小时
She's here practically ten hours a day.
而且那个大件马上就要到了
And we have that big delivery coming,
所以我觉得多个帮手
so I thought it might be nice
会很好吧 对吧
to have some extra hands, right?
我 我的意思是 我不知道 这就像
I, I mean, I don't know, it's like
当有人将他们的东西搬到一个地方时
when somebody moves their stuff into a place,
就像是个永久性的事了 你明白吗
that there's a certain permanence to that, you know?
我只是说说而已 我也不想这么夸张
And I just, I'm saying, I don't want there to be drama.
好吧 当你要求布丽丝住在西翼的时候
Well, you didn't blink an eye
你可眼都没眨一下
when you asked bliss to stay in the west wing.