芙洛拉与儿子（2023）

而且她的屁♥股♥也就一般般
And her arse isn't that amazing!
以免你不知道
Just FYI!
嗨
Hey.
芙洛拉 - 胡安妮塔
Flora. - Juanita.
有点尴尬 - 我不觉得
Awkward. - Not for me.
我是过来人了 他归你了 不客气
I've been there. You're welcome to him.
谢谢 回头见
Thanks. See ya.
回见
Hasta luego.
真要命
Fucking hell.
我不能继续这样下去
I can't go on like this.
好的 我们走吧
Okay. Let's go.
不 我是说我的人生
No. I mean, in life.
我的人生不能就这样了
This can't be my story.
和一个恨我的孩子蜗居
Living in a shoebox with a kid who hates me,
他爸不愿见我
and his da who doesn't see me.
我的人生故事不能是这样的
This can't be my narrative.
他不要你的礼物 那又如何?
He rejected your prezzie. So what?
说句公道话 礼物都不是你买♥♥的 而且你还忘了他的生日
You didn't even buy it, in fairness, and you forgot his birthday.
但你是个很棒的母亲
But you are a great mother.
我是吗?
Am I?
我看那些关于小孩失踪和警方追查的新闻
I watch those news stories about kids gone missing and police hunts,
我为那些父母感到难过
and I feel for those parents.
但有时 我觉得 换做是我的话 也不会那么介意
But sometimes, I wouldn't mind that so much.
我希望他安全无事 但有时候
I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to him, but sometimes,
我也希望自己回到家而他不在
I'd love to come home and he just wasn't there.
好吧 我话说早了
Okay, I take it back.
你是个心理变♥态♥ 我得走了
You are a fucking psycho. I gotta go.
一会儿在变形者见?
See ya in Shifters later?
我对这个问题说过不吗?
Have I ever said no to that question?
看 总有些事值得期待
See, there's something to look forward to.
回头见 芙洛拉
See ya, Flora.
这把烟嗓...你的声线太厉害了
That smoky voice-- That is one heck of a little vehicle you have there.
你就像钻石一样闪耀 我们知道你有这个能耐
You are sparkling like the diamond we always knew you were.
看着你把歌♥曲的情绪表现出来
Just watching you sell the emotion of the song
是我当评委以来所见识到的 最令人惊叹的场面
is one of the most impressive things I've seen since I've been judging.
表现太出色了
Tremendous job.
(现在就报名 americanidol.com/auditions)
Start your journey.
开始你的旅程
搞什么?
The fuck?
(谷歌♥ 吉他课)
大家好 再次欢迎
Hello, chaps. Welcome, once again.
如果你是吉他初学者 那么你很有可能
If you are a beginner guitarist, there's a really high chance
会出现这五种错误
that you are making one of these five mistakes.
有一段时间 我曾经
Then I had, you know, a period of time
穿着睡衣 练这个练了整整一个周末
where I was just practicing that for just a whole weekend, in my pajamas.
要成为杰夫贝克、吉米佩吉 只有一种方式
There's only one way to become a Jeff Beck, a Jimmy Page.
且听我道来
Let me tell you.
你可能以为吉他的学习轨迹通常是这样的
This is how you might imagine a typical guitar progress curve.
一旦你练习了一万个小时
Once you've put in your 10,000 hours,
你就正式成为专业吉他手
you're officially a professional guitarist.
不 - 三个“P”
Oh, no. - The three P's:
练习、练习、练习、练习 那么 我们就用四个“P”练习法
practice, practice, practice, practice. So, let's go with the four P's.
我会用十分钟教会你音乐理论
I'm gonna teach you music theory in ten minutes.
YouTube 你好吗? - ZR在此 我将教你
What up, YouTube? Your boy, ZR, ready to teach you
如何弹奏大♥师♥级吉他
how to shred the gnar on guitar.
你好 又是我 艾莉森小姐
Hi again. Miss Allison here.
现在轮到你了 - 你穿的是什么?
Now it's your turn! - What are you wearing?
让我告诉你 你即将建立一段
Well, let me tell you, you are about to embark on a relationship
持续一生的关系
that will last you a lifetime.
一段快乐、宁静和安乐的关系
One of joy and calm and peace.
吉他很像脚踏车
A guitar is a lot like a bicycle.
只要投入一点 就能得到很多
You put a little bit into it, and you get a hell of a lot out.
但这个视频只是 关于我吉他课的一个介绍片
But this is just by way of an introduction to lessons with me.
让我们都坐下来 思考一下这一点
Let's all just sit here and think about that for a second.
想一想你身上原本就有的潜力
About the potential that's already there in the room with you right now.
如果你想学习弹吉他 就点击那个按钮、报名
If you wanna learn to play, just hit that button there and sign up.
拜拜
Bye.
(跟杰夫学吉他)
(专业吉他老师的课程 20美元)
要20美元?
Twenty fucking dollars?
完美
Perfect.
拥有魔力 阿布拉达卡布拉
Got magic Abra da Cabra
拥有魔力 阿布拉达卡布拉
Got magic Abra da Cabra
美女们 真好看...
That's very nice, girls. Very nice.
魅力四射 我的魅力四射
Serious charms I got serious fuckin' charms
身边性感辣妹成堆
Red hot girls buzz around in swarms
揽着我的脖子 挽着我的手臂
Round me neck Hangin' off me arms
我的手臂健壮无比 吧啦...
Serious guns, I got serious guns Blap, blap, blap...
走吧 该吃晚餐了
Come on. It's dinner time.
有魔杖 有豪车 有蜜糖 有魅力
Got wand, got whip Got honey, got grip
有票子 有亮点
Got money, got wow!
中枪了 又如何?没事 上帝为我跑腿
Got shot, so what? No worry Got God on me payroll...
回头见 萨曼莎
See ya, Samantha.
有美女从北面来
Got girls appearing From the North Side
看起来很棒
It looks brilliant.
该死 这太疯狂了
Fuck! This is crazy.
像老鹰一样飞翔 糟糕...
Flying like eagles. And-- Shit...
好的 我出门了
Right, I'm going out.
去哪里?去找今天和你一起的那帮人?
To where? To that lot you were with today?
不 只是去利斯家 然后去一趟警局
No, just off to Rhys's house, then over to the precinct for a bit.
你不会去某个大楼什么的玩低空跳伞吧?
You're not going to do some BASE jumping off some buildings or something?
不会 而且我们都没有运动摄像机
No. We don't have a GoPro anyway.
因为我可不希望警卫打来
'Cause the last thing I want is the Guards calling here,
说你从大楼什么的坠地了
telling me you've fallen off a tower block or something.
说你死了 人没了
And you're dead. And gone.
9点回家
Be back at 9:00!
为什么? - 因为我说了算
For what? - Because I fucking say so.
我等不及离开家的那天
I can't wait for the day I don't have to be here.
你在这个家的唯一原因是 你♥爸♥想腾出时间来
The only reason you're here is 'cause your da wants his days off
弄他的项目
for his projects.
否则你一天到晚都会和他在一起 相信我
Otherwise you'd be with him 24-7, trust me.
你不希望我在 那我为何9点要回家?
If you don't want me here, why do I have to be back at 9:00?
别和我玩心理战 出去
Don't play mind games with me. Get out.
嘿 芙洛拉 你预约了我中午12点的课?
Hey, Flora, are you my 12:00 p.m.?
对
Yeah.
你好吗?
How are you?
我挺好 你呢?
I'm all right. How are you?
是 洛杉矶的天气晴好
Yeah, sun is shining in Los Angeles.
我能闻到风中的桉树香气 所以没什么可抱怨的
I can smell the eucalyptus on the breeze, so can't complain.
是 都柏林这的天气也好
Yeah, lovely here in Dublin too.
那边是晚上吗?
Is it evening there?
不 这里永远都灰沉沉的
No, it's just permanently this grim.
那么 你想学吉他
So, you wanna learn the guitar.
好学吗?
Is it easy?
取决于你学的目的
Depends what you wanna do with it.
你是想要自娱自乐
Do you want to just play for your own pleasure,
还是想演奏给其他人听
or you wanna play for other people,
想用吉他创作歌♥曲还是弹你最爱的歌♥曲?
you wanna write songs on it or learn your favorite songs?
你希望从中得到什么?
What are you hoping to get out of this?
我看那些弹吉他或弹钢琴的女人 感觉好性感
I look at women playing the guitar or the piano, and it's so sexy.
天 我想这是许多人学乐器的原因
Wow. I guess that is why a lot of people take up an instrument.
这是你学的原因吗? - 不是
Is that why you took it up? - No.
不 你人挺帅的 不需要这个
No, you look pretty good. Wouldn't say you need it.
好吧 - 所以你当初为什么学吉他?
Okay. - So why'd you start then?
我们还是把重点放在你身上吧?
Let's focus on you, all right?
这主意不错
Good plan.
好的 那么 我们坐直了
Okay. So, let's sit it up there.
我会教你一些根音和♥弦♥ 我们从G开始
I'll teach you some root chords. Let's start with G.
准备好了?
Ready?
很好 - 好的
Brilliant. - Okay.
你需要学会多少和♥弦♥才能开始创作歌♥曲?
So how many chords do you need to know before you can write a song?
这其实与和♥弦♥的数量无关
It's not really about the number of chords.