糖果罐（2018）

她的第一个竞选口号♥是“茱莉亚拉塞尔才是正确的”
Her first ever campaign slogan was "Julia Russell is the right stuff."
没关系
Never mind.
来吧 新来的孩子们？ 太神奇了
Come on! New Kids on the Block? That's amazing.
我们为了竞选主席而互相争斗我踢了她的屁♥股♥
We ran against each other for class president and I kicked her ass.
是的 啦啦队员把书呆子带走了
That's right. The cheerleader took down the bookworm.
尽管很残忍♥ 我们很恶毒
It was brutal, though. We were vicious.
当然错在她
Still bugs her.
我告诉你一个秘密
I'll tell you a secret.
我投她的票
I vote for her.
她完成了事情
She gets things done.
她在30岁以下的前30名名单上都榜上有名
She was on every Top 30 Under 30 list.
然后她收养了班尼特
And then she adopted Bennett.
然后她成为了参议员
And then she became a senator.
她似乎在自己的生活中找到了平衡
And she seems to balance it all on her own.
她是个很棒的妈妈 这很烦人
She's a great mom. It's very annoying.
我讲完我的故事了
I'm gonna finish my show.
让我静静
Leave me alone.
所以 在四年的时间里 没有达成任何一致
So, after four years of not agreeing on anything,
你们双方都同意的第一件事就是不参加国家赛
the first thing you both agree on is to not compete in the state tournament.
第一次你们俩意见一致
So you both agree for the first time
现在你们又第一次一致沉默
and now you're both silent for the first time.
你俩什么时候开始放弃了？
Since when are you two the quitting kind?
所以 你们没有进入你们梦寐以求的学校
So, you didn't get into your dream schools.
在这个世界上有更惨的悲剧
There are greater tragedies in this world.
你们是想向你们妈妈证明…什么？
What, were you trying to prove to your moms that you... what?
证明什么？
Prove what?
你们两个真是废物
Oh, you two are so full of crap.
你身高五英尺 你一米几 什么都没有
You're five-foot nothing. You're a hundred and nothing.
你们几乎没有一点运动细胞
You hardly got a speck of athletic ability.
你们加入了美国最好的大学足球队
And you hung in with the best college football team in the land
在过去的两年里
for the past two years.
你们俩都打算
And you're both about to walk out of here
拿着圣母大学的学位离开这里
with a degree from the University of Notre Dame.
约翰逊先生 你在说什么？
Mr. Johnson, what are you talking about?
别告诉我你从来没见过鲁迪
Oh, come on. Don't tell me you've never seen Rudy.
那是所有电影中最好的 最著名的励志演讲之一
That is one of the best, most recognizable motivational speeches in all of film.
每个人都喜欢鲁迪
Everybody loves Rudy.
你想说什么？
What's your point?
下个月 如果你把国家冠军写进你简历
If you add state champions to your résumé next month,
在任何地方都有所帮助
that's only gonna help your chances everywhere.
我保证在你的生活中不会有一周的时间
I guarantee there won't be a week in your life that goes by
让你们后悔走出去 你们要充分利用好时间
that you won't regret walking out and letting them get the best of you.
你们听清楚了吗？
Do you hear me clear enough?
我坐了两年的板凳
"I rode the bench for two years.
我以为我不是因为我的肤色而被打的
I thought I wasn't being played because of my color."
这是那部电影吗？
Is this that movie again?
我很老实地坐在这里 但我想从一开始就想说
I am honestly nailing it here but I'd like to go from the beginning,
-别打断... -停下
- uninterrupt... - Just stop.
我为自己做事
I do things by myself.
我一生都在为自己做事
I've always done things by myself my whole life.
我太想要赢了 以致于身体坏了
I want to win so bad that it physically hurts.
它不一定能帮我进入学校
Maybe it'll help me get into school, maybe it won't.
我只是…我想赢
I just... I want to win.
你在说什么？
What are you saying?
我是说我们应该踢足球
I'm saying that we should play football.
那就去玩吧
Then let's play.
好的 鲁迪从上到下
Okay. Rudy from the top.
妈妈 班尼特和我要在这里学习一会儿
Mom, Bennett and I are gonna be working in here for a while.
-好的 -你好 斯金纳夫人
- Okay. - Hi, Mrs. Skinner.
等等 什么？
Wait, what?
哇
Whoa!
-谢谢你邀请我 斯金纳女士 -当然 班尼特
- Thank you for having me, Ms. Skinner. - Of course, Bennett.
妈妈 你应该穿上裤子
Mom, you should put on some pants.
你可以专攻正方 我可以专攻反方
You could focus on aff. I could focus on neg.
要点吃的吗 班尼特？
Can I get you something to eat, Bennett?
不用 我不饿
Uh, no, I'm okay.
我们都不用
We're okay.
喝点什么？
Something to drink?
-我们有水 果汁 苏打水 啤酒 -啤酒？
- We've got water, juice, soda, beer. - Beer?
我都可以 谢谢你
I'm fine. Thank you.
我昨天做了饼干
Well, I made cookies yesterday
所以我去准备一些牛奶 一些牛奶
so I'll go get some of those and, um, some milk.
对不起 能等我一下吗？
I'm sorry. Can you please give me a second?
-你怎么了？-你没告诉我他要过来
- What's the matter with you? - You didn't tell me he was coming over.
-我可以带人回来-但是他？
- I'm allowed to bring someone over. - But him?
我们最不需要的就是让茱莉亚知道这个地方是什么样子
The last thing we need is Julia knowing what this place looks like.
或者我的运动养生计划
Or my exercise regimen.
或者我不♥穿♥裤子
Or my lack of pants.
-他不关心那些东西 -是的 她关心
- He doesn't care about that stuff. - Yeah, well, she does.
告诉他餐厅的桌子是沙漠铁木做的
Tell him the dining room table is desert ironwood
从来自于多年生开花的蝶形花科
from the penal flowering tree of the Fibonacci family.
-你太可笑了 -不 我不是
- You're being ridiculous. - No, I'm not.
回去
Get back out there.
你想让他以为我们在背后议论他
You don't want him to think we're talking about him behind his back.
我不是 但你是
I'm not. You are.
谢谢
Thank you.
哇
Wow.
嗯
Hmm.
嗯
Mm.
哇
Wow.
这是我妈妈的食谱 我相信你做得更好
They're my mom's recipe. I'm sure you've had better.
不 我不这么认为
No, I don't think so.
我喜欢把饼干泡在里面 这样更有味道
I like to let the cookie soak in there, you know. It enriches the flavor.
你真奇怪
You're weird.
给我们的客人
For our guest.
谢谢你
Oh, thank you.
哇
Whoa!
谢谢
Thanks.
试试吧
Try it.
不 不 不 不 不要蘸酱 把它泡进去
Not... No, no, no. Not a dip. Dunk it.
-把它泡进去 拿住它 抓住 -我把它泡进去了
- Dunk it and hold it. Hold... - I did dunk it.
天哪
Oh, my God.
-不 不 -好吧
- No. No. - Yep.
学习结束
Studying over.
-特别为你准备的 -休息一下 休息一下
- Special for you. - Take a break. Take a break.
是的
Yeah.
太棒了 里面有什么？
This is so good. What's in it?
上面有牛奶
You got milk on these.
我们把它弄干
Let's dry it off.
准备好了吗？ -好了
- Ready? - Ready.
我们赞成大学教育的成本
We affirm that the costs of a college
高于收益
education are outweighed by the benefits.
贸易学校……
Trade schools...
贸易学校是更好的选择
Trade schools are far better option...
你能把这两个调换一下吗？
Can you switch out the two?
大学教育体系
...college education system.
我来分享
I'll share.
-奈斯 -我感觉今天很好
- Nice. - I'm feeling nice today.
最后
Finally.
所以你必须投赞成票
That is why you must vote aff.
孩子们 我要去睡觉了
You guys, I'm going to bed.
班尼特 如果你太累了 不能开车回家 你可以在我们的沙发上睡一晚
Bennett, if you're too tired to drive home, feel free to crash on our couch.
我给你留了一个枕头和一条毯子
I left out a, um, pillow and a blanket for you.
谢谢 斯金纳女士
Thanks, Ms. Skinner.
不要熬太晚
Don't stay up too late.
-晚安 妈妈 爱你 -爱你
- Good night, Mom. Love you. - Love you.
你觉得我们准备好了吗？
You think we're good?
我从来没有准备这么多的证据去参加比赛
I've never prepared this much evidence for a tournament.
我也没有
Me neither.
你觉得我们能赢
You think we can win this thing.