糖果罐（2018）

各位 女士们 先生们 欢迎来自赫姆洛克预科学院的联合冠军
Co-champions, ladies and gentlemen, from Hemlock Prep Academy,
郎娜 斯金纳和班尼特 拉塞尔
Lona Skinner and Bennett Russell!
-郎娜 恭喜你 -谢谢
- Lona, congratulations. - Thank you.
-班尼特 祝贺你 -谢谢
- Bennett, congratulations. - Thank you.
你确定财务部分我们填对了吗？
Are you sure we filled out the financial part correctly?
好吧 如果我们填错了的话 你就要上社区大学了
Well, you're going to community college if we didn't.
妈妈
Mom!
都填好了 我把它交给了一个叫布洛克的人
It's fine. I took it to an H&R Block guy.
那个人说会录取你的
And that guy says you're getting in.
他去了布朗大学
And he went to Brown University,
那也是一所常春藤联校
which I think is also an Ivy League school.
嗯？
No?
是布朗大学 好吗？
It is. Brown University! Right?
很不错 朗娜 真的很不错
It's good, Lona. It really is.
-我只有一个问题 -什么？
- I only have one question. - What?
这一切都是真的吗？
Is it all true?
我的意思是 我以前的时候 如果我修剪一片草坪 我会把“景观设计师”这个词写下来
I mean, in my day if I mowed one lawn, I put down "landscape architect."
我看了一部黑白电影 就会写下“电影历史学家”
I saw one black and white movie, the thing said "cinematic historian."
好了 你可以告诉我了
It's okay. You can tell me.
这一切都是真的
It's all true.
正确
Right answer.
有什么遗漏的吗？
Is anything missing?
老实说 有
Honestly, yes.
-一件事 -什么？
- One thing. - What?
什么？
What?
我的幸运邮票
My lucky stamp.
你的申请现在是指导顾问认证阶段
Your application is now guidance counselor-certified
还需要得到我认可的邮票
and gets my stamp of approval.
这是传统
It's a tradition.
你的学生申请成功率是多少？
What's the success rate of your students?
我的学生100%都去了
One hundred percent of my students end up at the institution
他们想去的学校
where they're meant to be.
哦 天
Oh, God.
你在担心什么？
Oh, what are you worried about?
你妈妈给你写了一封去耶鲁大学的推荐信吗？
Who did your mom get to write you a letter of recommendation to get into Yale?
-一个上过哈佛的人 -一个上过哈佛的人
- Someone who went to Harvard. - Just someone who went to Harvard.
巴拉克奥巴马
Barack Obama.
-巴拉克奥巴马 -他是我们家的朋友
- Barack Obama. - He's a family friend.
我的家庭朋友 巴拉克奥巴马
Family friend, Barack Obama.
他还曾担任过美国总统
He also used to be President of the United States.
是的 我知道 我给他投过票
Yeah, I know. I voted for him.
我和他一起上过学
And I went to school with him.
我还和他的姐夫约过会
And I dated his brother-in-law.
有两个真话 一个假话 你选择了假话
That's two truths and a lie. You pick the lie.
-你会帮我寄吗？ -不行 不行
- So you'll mail it out for me? - Oh, no, no.
你必须把它放到学校邮箱里
You have to take this down to the school mailbox
然后自己邮寄
and mail it yourself.
因为当你到我这个年纪的时候
Because when you're my age,
你所有的高中记忆都会融合在一起
all your high school memories blend in together.
除了那些很短的瞬间
Except for a very few moments.
50美元就是其中之一
And 50 bucks says this is one of them.
别担心
Don't worry.
-慢慢来 -当然
- Take your time. - Of course.
你知道的 哈佛
It's just, you know, Harvard.
那是一所很好的学校
That's a very good school.
我敢肯定你会面临很大的竞争力
I'm sure you'll be very competitive.
我要去耶鲁
I'm going to Yale.
-那学校也不错 -谢谢
- Oh, that's a good one, too. - Thank you.
谢谢
Thank you.
好的
All right.
你在做什么？
What are you doing?
-看起来怎么样？-可以 但是你需要准备好
- What does it look like? - Yeah, but you need to be getting ready.
我有足够的时间 这更重要
I have plenty of time. This is more important.
我明天要去参加国家锦标赛的地区资格赛
I have the regional qualifier for the state tournament tomorrow.
这是你的大四 一场舞会并不会要了你的命
It's your senior year. One dance will not kill you.
它可能
It might.
明天是返校日 你得去
It's Homecoming. You're going.
-你要在朋友家里见面？ -是的 我有朋友 妈妈
- You're meeting up at a friend's house? - Yes, I have friends, Mom.
然后你们会一起去？
Then you'll all go together?
妈妈 你赢了 好吗？明天我会去返校的
Mom, you won, okay? I'm going to Homecoming.
你别打探每一个细节
You don't have to know every detail.
-挑一件 然后我把剩下的还了 -不选 这些都不是我的风格
- Pick one. I'll return the rest. - No, those are not my style.
你的风格是什么？
And what is your style?
我这身有什么问题吗？
What's wrong with this?
你不会穿得像个会计师那样去参加同学会的
You're not going to homecoming dressed like an accountant.
我以为你会说 我要把黛安基顿比下去
I thought you said I was pulling off Diane Keaton.
我真会这么说
Did I?
亲爱的 你是一个少女
Sweetie, you're a teenager.
你穿得像泰勒斯威夫特那样会不会要了你的命？
Would it kill you to dress like Taylor Swift for one night?
这件 试试这个 如果合身 就穿这件
Here. Try this on. If it fits, it's yours.
穿嘛？
Please?
亲爱的耶稣
Sweet Jesus.
你不觉得它太暴露了吗？
You don't think it's too revealing?
你应该让他们瞧瞧
You gotta give 'em a little taste.
妈妈
Mom!
你看起来很漂亮
You look beautiful.
很优雅
You look elegant.
这样会更棒
Is that better?
太贵了 钱应该用在我的大学费用上
It's expensive and the money should be going to my college fund...
用在这上面
Going to this.
如果必要 我会做7份兼♥职♥
I would take seven side jobs if I had to.
你是母亲的最便宜的女儿
You've been the cheapest teenage daughter a mother could have.
没有珠宝
No jewelry.
没有化妆 没有怀孕
No makeup. No pregnancies.
没有坐过牢
No jail time that I know of.
说真的 我真不敢相信你是我的孩子
Honestly, I can't believe you're my kid.
我想把这个给你
I want this for you.
我自己也想要这个
I want this for me.
这是我们母女的
You know, this is one of those
特别时间 不是吗？
mother-daughter special moments, don't you?
什么 我不能呼吸了
What, my inability to breathe?
我想我的目标是尽快摆脱这条裙子
Well, I think the goal is to get out of the dress as quickly as possible.
开个玩笑
I'm kidding.
没有秋千的鸟
♪ A bird without a swing
奥
Oh!
-不看路啊 -对不起
- Watch where you're... - Sorry.
呃 剧场二？
Uh... Theater Two?
嗯
Huh.
靠
Shoot.
额…
Um...
我很高兴我不是唯一 一个穿着盛装
I'm just glad I'm not the only one who still gets dressed up
来看电影的人
to go to the movies.
我不想说这个
I don't want to talk about it.
额…
Um...
你想搭个便车吗？
Do you want a ride?
我可以走回去
I can walk.
郎娜 外面
Lona, it's...
外面很冷
It's cold outside.
观察很敏锐
That's a keen observation.
我们明天有地区资格赛 所以
Well, we got the regional qualifier tomorrow, so...
是明天吗？
Is it tomorrow?
天啊 我最好快点准备 嗯哼
God, I better start preparing. Hmm.
你会直接送我回家吗？
You'll take me straight home?
我要一份4号♥套餐的大薯条和一份香草奶昔
Let me get a number four with a large fry and a vanilla shake.
你想要点什么吗？
Do you want something?
你应该直接送我回家
You were supposed to take me straight home.
我甚至不明白我们为什么会在这里
I don't even understand why we're here.
-一份巧克力奶昔 -我不喝那个
- She'll have a chocolate shake. - I'm not drinking that.
我看过一部关于这地方的纪录片
I saw a documentary about places like this
速度和激♥情♥：在你的肠道
called Fast and Furious: On Your Intestines.