刺客学妹

没有乐感 很不合群
Not musical enough for the band. Too uncoordinated for track.
我知道那听起来很奇怪 但是这儿校园精神很流行
I know it sounds weird. But school spirit, it's like really big, here.
而卡什 超爱校园精神
And Cash, loves school spirit.
对 为什么学校代表就像运动大会那样鼓舞人心
Yeah. Why do you think emotacon performs like every pep rally.
校园精神
School spirit.
对 我是指谁会想在观众席上疯狂对着他尖叫呢
Yeah. I mean who wants to be a rando screaming at him from the audience.
我不会
I wouldn't.
但是 吉祥物 可以进后台
But mascots, they go back stage.
对 可以进后台的
They go back stage.
-你在后台可以和他单独待在一起 -面对面亲近
-You will have him, all to yourself. -Mano a mano.
他会与吉祥物面碰面 但是现在 你得赶紧拉
Mano a mascot. But heh, you should hurry huh.
因为你知道吗 其他人也想得到那个好处
Cos you know what? Somebody else could get that spot.
-对 比如学校的大人物
-Yeah, like totem pole.
-大人物 -嗯哼
-Totem pole. -Uh-huh.
-对 谢谢提醒 -嗯嗯
-Right. Thanks. -Uh-huh.
哈
Ha!
-我做得怎么样 -做得非常不错
-How did I do? -Yeah, it's great kid.
很有精神 你可以做吉祥物了
A lot of spirit. Job's all yours.
太棒了
Yes.
95...96...97...98
95...96...97...98
99...100...
99...100...
在黄木林里面分开了两条岔路
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
抱歉 我不能同时走两条路
And sorry I could not travel both
作为一个旅行者我停伫了很久难以抉择
And be one traveler, long I stood
梅根 你能说说你的想法吗
Megan. Care to join us?
-森林里两条路 -对
-2 paths in the wood. -Um-hum.
或许有埋伏
Probably an ambush.
我会等到日落他们睡着时开始行动
I'd wait until nightfall when they're asleep
然后选择一条路继续前进
and vulnerable, then advanced inside a treeline.
或许 嗯 还会设下陷阱 以防他们原路折回
Maybe uh...rigged a trip wire, in case he tries to double back.
OK 很好
Okay. Well.
莉兹 如果我是你 今晚我会把门关得紧紧的
Liz. I'll be locking my door tonight if I were you.
答得好 怪咖
Sweet answer. Weirdo.
还有其他办法吗
And, anyone else?
不论其他什么办法 但我的就是类似连环杀人案之类的
Whatever that was. But my is this serial killer part of it.
回答得都非常棒
Brilliant, you guys.
啊
Aw!
你想干什么
What do you want?
-谁派你来的 -我投降 我 投降
-Who sent you? -I surrender, I surrender.
-你是谁 -我是伦纳德 斯特曼
-Who are you! -I'm Leonard Steinman.
我是林肯大学的大二学生
I'm a sophomore at Lincoln.
我想绑♥架♥吉祥人物 这是个传统
I wanted to hold the mascot ransom. It's tradition.
-棒极小孩竟然是高中传统 -对
-Kidnapping is a high school tradition. -Yeah.
高中校园传统
High school tradition.
别打脸 别打脸
Not the face. Not the face.
干得不错 加拿大妞儿
Sweet move, Canada.
嘿 梅根
Hey. Megan.
嘿
Hey.
你还好吧
You alright?
你掉了你的吉祥物头饰了
You lost your head out there.
我必须离开可
I got to go.
对不起
I'm sorry.
噢 上帝
Oh...god...
-你来了 -恩
-There he is. -Yup
-校运会进行得咋样 -很好
-How we're doing sport? -Good.
好的 那边的女孩是谁
Alright. Who uh, who's the girl there?
哦 她是新来的转校生
Oh uh.She's just a new student.
耶
Yeah.
但你觉得她挺漂亮 对吧
Alright. But you think she's cute right.
嗯 她真的很漂亮
Uh yeah. She's really cute.
你怎么称呼这类人 就像辣妹儿 还是其他什么的
What do you call them? Like a hotie, it's...it's what it's a...
辣妹儿
Hottie-biscotti.
不
No.
你就喜欢 她身材挺靓的
You just like, oh she's hot.
-耶 不过她更像婴儿 -耶
-Yeah, yeah. She's like a babe. -Yeah.
或者你可以叫她碧池 就像 看 那个碧池
Or you said like a bitch. Like uh, look at this bitch.
不 我才不会 我不会像那样说脏话
No. I wouldn't. I wouldn't say that, that's so rude.
耶 抱歉那样叫了
Yeah. Sorry about that.
-现在就开车回家好吗 -好的
-Can we just go home. -Yup.
但是你知道你老爹在这儿倾听你的心声
But you know your man is here to talk.
如果你想说什么就说什么吧
If you want to talk about anything at all.
-OK 我知道 -OK
-Okay, I know -Okay.
比如性♥爱♥或
Like sex or...
做♥爱♥
Intercourse.
-爸 就开车吧 -开车咯
-Just go dad. -Let's go.
拜托 83号♥ 想啊
Come on 83. Think!
回到训练状态 专注于目标
Fall back on your training. Stick to the profile.
任务概述
MISSION PROFILE
这些资料全是错的
This profile is all wrong.
OK 喔 喔 喔 怎么回事 宝贝
Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa...What's going on honey?
网上所有资料都是错误的
All this Intel, it's wrong!
我的脸面都丢尽了
I can never show my face again.
全错了 全部错了
I've got it all wrong, all wrong with everything.
我现在就像快窒息的人一样 但是
It's like I'm suffocating, but...
我都能度过假装淹死那一关
Simulated drowning. That I can. That I can deal with.
而高中生活却如此糟糕
Just. This stuff is so much worst.
我不想念高中了 给我机会我都不念了
I can't. I can't do it. I can't take another second of it.
糟透了 糟透了
It's just...It's...
这才是高中 真正的高中生活
It's high school. That's all it is.
OK 听着
Okay, look.
过来
Come here.
你知道吗
You know.
一些人茁壮成长
Some thrive.
成为人生中最美好的年华 而其他人
And it's the best years of their lives. Others...
其他人却用四年的时光在虚无
Other's spent 4 years being mocked for wearing a thick black ribbon
和自我欺骗中度过
in their hair like Madonna.
就像 幸运之星 影片里一样
In that "Lucky star" video.
-什么 -噢 自己百度吧
-What? -Oh, Google it.
但是我们能度过困难的
But we suffered through it.
并不是因为我们变得很强大
Not because we're being strong or...
或直面个人风格
Staying true to our personal style.
而是因为我们能摒弃虚伪 尝尽人生酸甜苦辣
But because taking that ribbon off.
展现我们隐藏在出生时
Would mean revealing to those bastards with tiny balls
最真实的一面
that we're hiding in the first place.
假设
Hypothetically.
想一想 你现在的感受是最为真实的
Look. What you're feeling is normal.
高中生活是一个相互矛盾的阶段
High school is a conflicting time.
我的大道理到此结束
Parental advice. Terminated.
来 给我一个拥抱吧 OK
Bring it in. Give me a hug. Okay.
别弄了发型 我护理了很多年了
Stop. I had it taken care of, years ago.
但愿你很享受我们的特殊招待
I hope you've enjoyed our hospitality.
对啊
Alright.
你只需告诉我你武器供应商的名字
All you got to do is give me the name of your supplier.
不然 你会一直在这里高雅地死去
I'll see to it, you rot here in dignity.
每周洗一次澡
Showers, once a week.
L字型的浴室布景
"The L word" box set.
周日吃法国吐司
French toast on Sundays.
你对我可真好
That's really nice of you
我们皆知彼此言外之意
We both know everybody talks.
我们皆知 我可不是普通人
We also both know.That I'm not just anybody.
我不是会魔法吗
Am I, 'Dumbledore'.?
如果你步入正途
If you play your cards right.
我们会欢迎你回来为好人效力
We might even let you come back and play for the good guys.
你们是好人
The good guys?
你们杀人呢
You destroy lives.
我们只杀该死的人
Only those that need to be destroyed.
人的性命不分好坏
I'm not talking about the targets.
头儿 我有事情向您报告
Sir, I have something you need to...
但是 头儿
But, sir.
她很漂亮
She's cute.