鬼屋大电影

Yeah, let's go there.
你的狗不是我杀的
I did not kill your dog!
你这狗狗杀手
You dog murderer.
那是我的孩子 是你故意杀了它
That was my baby, and you killed it on purpose!
噢 你的孩子都87岁了
Oh, your baby was 87 years old!
好 好
Okay. Okay.
好 来 我们先出去
All right, come on. Let's go outside.
好 好 快点
Okay. Okay. Come on.
好 走 好
Okay. Go! Okay.
你看到吗 情况越来越糟了
Do you see that? It's getting worse.
你也听灵媒说了对吧
Well, you heard the psychic, all right?
它靠负能量成长
It feeds off of negative energy.
你越吵它就越强大
All of your arguing is making it stronger.
我在吵吗 是我吵
My arguing? My arguing?
你就是...
You're the one that...
没错
That's right.
-我们必须停止争吵 -我不能
-We have to stop fighting. -I can't.
你老刺♥激♥我
You are getting on my nerves.
好吧 就假装一下
Well, just pretend.
还好换成塑料的了
Good thing we switched to plastic.
我们得找人弄下厨架了
We'll have to get that pot rack looked at.
-茶好了 -嗯
-Tea's ready. -Mmm.
我去趟星巴克
I'm gonna make a run to Starbucks.
你能帮我带杯拿铁吗
Can you pick me up a latte?
没问题
You got it!
2012年8月18日 夜
马尔科姆
Malcolm!
耶 我踢中了你的鬼蛋
Yeah! I kicked you in your ghost balls!
给你点颜色...
I got some for you...
马尔科姆
Malcolm!
醒醒 黑鬼 睁眼啊
Wake up! Nigger, open your eyes!
把该死的耳机摘下来
Take off those damn headphones!
马尔科姆
Malcolm!
马尔科姆
Malcolm!
马尔科姆
Malcolm!
嘿 听着 姬莎有点不对劲
Yeah, listen. Something's wrong with Kisha.
不 不 她一个早晨都在打扫
No, no, she's been cleaning all morning.
伙计 姬莎以前从来不打扫
Dude, Kisha don't clean.
好的 宝贝 沙发不用扫
That's good, baby. Not the couch, honey! Not the couch.
沙发不用 对 地板
Not the couch. Yes, the floor.
对 好姑娘 好姑娘
Yeah, good girl, good girl.
伙计 早些时候我还发现她自♥慰♥
Yo, man, earlier, I caught her masturbating
用个十字架
with a crucifix.
姬莎
Kisha?
你不觉得用这个更好吗
Wouldn't you rather use this?
好
Okay.
对极了 我...
Exactly. I'm...
伙计 我得挂了
Uh, dude, I gotta go.
不 她在遛狗
No, she's walking the dog.
"那又怎么了"狗死了啊
What's wrong with that? The dog is dead.
我得挂了 姬莎
I gotta go. Uh, Kisha?
姬莎 噢 伙计 姬莎
Kisha. Oh, boy. Kisha!
姬莎 宝贝
Kisha? Baby?
我想为我的行为道歉
Listen, I just wanted to apologize for the way I been acting.
我只想告诉你我爱你
I just want to tell you that I love you,
我不希望我们之间出什么问题
and I don't want anything to come between us.
你脖子上那个类似暮光之城里的咬痕是什么东东
And what the hell is that Twilight shit on your neck?
噢 亲娘嘞 噢 上帝
Oh, my God! Oh, God!
什么情况
What the hell?
噢 她绝对是来姨妈了
Oh, yeah. She is definitely on the rag.
噢 神父谢谢你终于来了
Oh, Father. Thank God you could make it.
黑鬼 叫我"道格"
Nigger, call me "Doug."
我不喜欢被人叫作"神父"
I don't like being called "Father." No way.
另外 我跟这里一些喜当爹的人
Plus, I got a couple issues with a few people out there
有些过节
claiming false child support.
我的意思是 就因为这小黑鬼有和我一样的眼睛
I mean, just because the little nigger got my eyes,
一样的鼻子 一样极稀有的AB阴性血型
my nose, my extremely rare AB-negative blood type,
也不意味着哥就是孩子他爸
don't mean I'm the damn daddy.
此外我还在学习阶段
Plus, I'm still in training.
在神学院
At the seminary?
不 在监狱
No, the penitentiary.
什么 该死 黑鬼
What? Shit, nigger,
我被关了15年
I've been incarcerated 15 years.
噢 但是你在那里可以学到很多
Oh. But you learn a lot out there reading on the yard.
你操一个黑鬼"进来 读圣经"
You shank a nigger, come in, read the scripture.
操一个傻缺 又读圣经
Shank a motherfucker, read the scripture.
你到底让不让我进去
You gonna let a nigger in or what?
对不起 神父请进
Uh, I'm sorry, Father. Come in.
见鬼 站这冷的要死 黑鬼
Damn. Standing out here, nigger. It's cold as hell.
兄弟 我得跟你说实话
Uh, bro, I'm gonna have to level with you.
这娘们看上去不太正常
This bitch don't look right.
我的意思是 她精神恍忽...
I mean, she look all ashy and shit, and just...
你懂的 像E.T套了张人皮似的
You know, like E.T. with a weave.
如果我是你 我就会赶紧搬出去
If I was you, I'd just be out.
赶紧走吧 赶紧走
Let's just go. Come on. Let's go.
噢 我不能丢下他 她是我的女朋友
Uh, I... I can't leave her. That's my girl.
你开玩笑吗 得了吧兄弟
Are you kidding me? Come on, man.
天涯何处无芳草
There's so much pussy in the world, man.
你又何必单恋一枝花
You don't have to be with just her.
来我的教会
Come to the congregation.
我就有好几个任你挑
I've got a few in the congregation,
告诉你 看看这个
I'm trying to tell you. Check this out.
我知道她看上去有点老
Now, I know she look old.
我知道她是个变♥态♥ 技术超赞
I know she... But she a freak, and she got skills.
我们到底能不能进去救她
Can we go in there and just save her?
哟哟 狗崽子 你敢吼我
Yo! Yo, dawg, you yelling at me right now?
我知道你没有朝我喊 狗崽子
I know you just didn't scream on me, dawg.
我是来给你的女友驱魔的
I'm here to exorcise your bitch, man.
所以你要我直接进去
So you wanna go in the room. All the way in?
看她的头发 都长疯了吧
Look at her hair. Her hair's all crazy.
你以为我现在害怕了 但是我没有
You think I'm scared right now, but I'm not.
我没觉得你害怕
I didn't think you was scared.
不 我只是有点担心
No, I'm just a little concerned
我没有带需要的工具
that I don't have the right stuff.
你有没有装满子弹的枪
Do you have, like, a loaded gun?
我帮你搞定你的女人
I'll shank this bitch for you.
这里太丫冷了 你家没暖气吗
It's cold as a motherfucker in here, man. You all ain't got no heat?
你好吗 疯婆子
How you doing, crazy bitch?
姬莎
Kisha.
姬莎 我是道格神父
Kisha, I'm Father Doug.
我是来替你驱邪的
I'm here to un-possess you.
等等 她动了
Wait a minute. She's moving.
这太疯狂了 伙计
This is some crazy-ass shit, man.
你是谁
Who are you?
我没有料到她会说话
I wasn't expecting her to talk.
我是道格神父
I'm Father Doug.
噢 她在唱RAP呢
Oh, oh, that's some of that Busta Rhymes shit...
她正在念叨呢
she doing right there.
她在说公交啊公交
She's on that Bus A Bus.
有点儿像绕口令 相当快啊
It's kinda more like Twista, though. It's real fast.
你知道该如何连切口吗
Do you know how to connect the cuts?
井字棋你输了
Tic-tac-toe in your face!
斜对角连直线 把X连成线了
Straight X's, straight across, diagonal.
我要再赢你一局
I almost had your ass the other way.
在你手上玩井字棋 连切口
Tic-tac-toe on your arm, connect the cuts.
她就是这么说的"连切口"
That's what she was saying, "Connect the cuts."
我要给你看样东西
I wanna show you something.
"去死吧"我勒个去 我勒个去
"Suck it." That's gangsta! That's gangsta.
你要看看我的吗
You wanna see mine?
没事 我给你看我的
It's okay. I'm gonna show you mine.
看 在我狂野的后背也有点料
Check this out. I did a little something a while back.