同学再相逢（2006）

The Class S01E01

Part 1 June 10, 2025, 7:59 p.m.

嗨是Lina Warbler吗？
Hi, is this Lina Warbler?
是的
Yes.
我是Ethan Hass
This is Ethan Hass.
谁?
Who?
Who?
Ethan Haas
Ethan Haas
Ethan Haas.
三年级的时候我和你还有你姐姐是同学
I was in third grade with you and your sister.
我不知道你还记得我吗？
I don't know if you remember me.
不记得了
No.
褐色头发
Uh, brown hair.
有点搞笑
Kind of funny.
大概1米3
Um, about 4'2".
抱歉
I- I'm sorry.
我正在和我男友处理一些事情
I- I'm sort of in the middle of something with my boyfriend.
好了我们到哪儿了
Okay, so... where were we?
噢对了
Oh, right.
我的天啊！
Oh, my God!
我想和当年三年级的同学一起
Trying to put together a surprise party for my fiancée
给我的未婚妻来个惊喜聚会
with everyone from our third grade class.
如果你能来的话那就太好了
If you can come, it'd be great.
我得说我一直很讨厌派对
I gotta say, while parties normally bum me out,
你这个派对听起来尤其诡异
this one sounds particularly creepy.
我知道这有点奇怪
I know it's kind of weird,
但这是我和我未婚妻的相遇20周年纪念
but it's the 20th anniversary of the day I met my fiancée.
Joanne Richman 记得吗？
Uh, Joanne Richman?
她也和我们一个班
She was also in our class.
It's kind of a cute story.
这是个甜蜜的故事
It's kind of a cute story.
我喜欢甜蜜的故事
I love cute stories.
I hadn't seen Joanne since third grade,
我三年级以后就没见过Joanne了
I hadn't seen Joanne since third grade,
去年在一个医学会议上
then last year, I was at a medical conference,
我看到房♥间的另一边有一个大美女
and I see this amazing woman across the room.
原来我们都是儿科医生
Turns out, we're both pediatricians,
我们都养了金毛
we both have Golden Retrievers,
而且我们的生日只差一天
and our birthdays are one day apart.
你知道么有趣的是
You know, it is funny,
我对你和Joanne都完全没印象了
I have no recollection of either you or Joanne,
但你听起来就像是我讨厌的那种人
but you really sound like people I would hate.
喂？
Hello?
嗨 Duncan 我是Ethan Haas
Duncan, hi. This is Ethan Haas.
三年级的同学吗？
From third grade?
是！
Yeah!
嘿哥们儿最近怎么样？
Hey, man. How you doing?
喂？
Hello?
妈我已经接了
I got it, Mom.
请问是哪位？
Who is it?
我说了是找我的
I said it's for me.
可能我也认识呢
Maybe it's someone I know.
你不认识
You don't.
- 你不知道我认识多少人 - 噢天啊
- You don't know everyone I know. - Oh, my God.
- 你不要用那种口气… - 如果你不挂断的话我发誓…
- Now don't you take that tone- - If you don't hang up, I swear-
如果你还要住在我的房♥子里的话就不能…
Not if you're going to live in my house -
…这样我再也不用听到你的声音了
relief from the sound of your voice.
就是在那期凯利和迈克脱口秀特别嘉宾是John Travolta
...Mark and Kelly with special guest star John Travolta
他和Kelly一起跳舞了
where he dances with Kelly.
我没录下来我当时正好在换录像带
I didn't tape over it. I just switched tapes.
近来如何啊兄弟？
So what's up, man?
喂
Hello.
Hello.
谁？
Who?
什么时候？
When is it?
居然在你的床上给你戴绿帽子
Cheating on you in your own bed.
是啊
Yeah.
噢我恨他
Oh, I hate him.
但我又有点佩服他
And yet, I admire him.
不说那些了
Anyway,
你有没有接到一个电♥话♥…
did you get a call from some guy...
噢那个三年级的同学打的？
Oh, from third grade?
有
Yeah.
他真的非常非常奇怪
It was really, really weird.
他不停地提起当时班里同学的名字
He kept, like, naming all these people we were in school with.
我不知道我一个都不记得了
I don't know, I couldn't remember one of them.
比如？
Like who?
Kyle？Kyle什么的
Kyle? Kyle something?
Kyle Lendo？
Kyle Lendo?
Kyle Lendo也去？
Kyle Lendo's gonna be there?
我当时完全被Kyle Lendo迷住了
I was totally in love with Kyle Lendo.
看看你
Well, look at you.
What happened to the girl who got dumped last night?
昨晚被甩了的那个女孩去哪了？
What happened to the girl who got dumped last night?
你是说Kyle Lendo夫人吗？
You mean Mrs. Kyle Lendo?
怎么了？
What?
他可能还单身啊
He could still be single.
今晚我穿的那件毛衣显胖吗？
Did that sweater make me look fat tonight?
有点
Little bit.
这是我们要去的地方的电♥话♥号♥码
This is the number where we're gonna be.
这是我的手♥机♥号♥
This is my cell phone,
这是我老公的手♥机♥号♥
this is my husband's cell phone.
Oprah
Oprah!
Oprah 妈妈要走了
Oprah, Mommy has to go.
宝贝妈妈现在得走了
Sweetie, Mommy has to leave now.
妈妈和爸爸要去参加妈妈的同学聚会
She and Daddy are going to a party with people Mommy went to school with.
为什么？
Why?
因为
Because...
有个男生曾经对妈妈做了一件很坏的事情
there's a boy who did something very mean to Mommy,
她要让他看看她的人生变得多么精彩
and she has to show him how wonderfully her life turned out.
Samantha 不要批判别人
Don't judge people, Samantha.
你才七年级
You're only in seventh grade.
你对可能发生在你身上的坏事一无所知
You have no idea the crap that's gonna happen to you.
你要去哪？
Where are you going?
聚会
A party.
在哪？
Where?
天啊就这么一次…
Oh, my God, just once
天啊就这么一次…
I only asked one question-
我就是问一下
I only asked one question-
我只是想知道你会不会去商店附近
I just wanna know if you're gonna be near a store
我只想出门的时候你不要像盖世太保一样盘问我…
I'd like to leave this house without getting a Gestapo-kind-of-
能不能给我带点蔓越莓苹果汁回来
so you can pick up some cranapple juice.
没问题
Sure.
没问题
还要什么吗？
Anything else?
再带个咖啡蛋糕吧
Maybe a coffee cake.
没问题
No problem.
提醒你一下这是你最后一次摘掉那个帽子的机会了
Can I just point out this is your last chance to take off that hat?
我觉得Kyle会喜欢的
I think Kyle will like it.
这可时髦了
It is jaunty.
啊从后面看起来更丑了
Ah, it's even ugly from the back.
欢迎我是Ethan
Welcome. I'm Ethan.
我是Lina 这是我姐姐Kat
I-I'm Lina, and-and this is my sister, Kat.
噢我们通了电♥话♥之后我还以为你不会来呢
Oh, after our call, I assumed you weren't coming.
我们约定好
The deal is
如果这个聚会很烂的话我们待20分钟就走
we can leave in 20 minutes if it sucks.
你可真是个乐观的人啊是吧?
You're just a big bag of sunshine, aren't ya?
走吧？
Shall we?
天啊是Kyle Lendo
Oh, my God, there's Kyle Lendo.
你真的应该去圣基茨岛看看
You have got to go to St. Kitts.
我和我的伴侣Aaron一起去过那里
My partner Aaron and I went there.
天啊那真是太棒了
Oh, my God, it was fantastic.
对Kyle Lendo夫人来说真是难熬的一天啊
Rough day for Mrs. Kyle Lendo.
- 嘿哥们儿 - 嘿呃 Duncan
- Hey, man! - Hey, uh... Duncan.
- 见到你真是太好了 - 我也是
- It's good to see you. - Oh, ye You too.
- 你过得好吗？ - 很好你呢？