偶发空缺（2015）

我饿了
I'm hungry!
我要吃香蕉
Want a banana!
带给我
# Bring me my... #
招待得真好 萨曼莎 大家都很欣慰
Beautiful service, Samantha. Such a comfort to everyone.
-他们用的是不是店里的囤货 -是的
- Did they come for the stock from the shop? - They did.
真是好消息 我们的负担都轻了
That's good news. A weight from all our shoulders.
哦 别想太多啊 亲爱的
Well, don't dwell, dear.
对待失败的最佳态度就是从中吸取教训
The best way to deal with failure is to learn from it.
别人也是这么告诉我的
So I'm told.
把你的眼光放低一点 专注于自己最拿手的事情
Set your sights a bit lower. Concentrate on what you're best at.
找出那究竟是什么从来都不算太晚
It's never too late to find out what that might be.
人生苦短 光阴似箭
We have but a short time to live.
灿似夏花 凋若红残
Like a flower, we blossom and then wither.
如梦幻泡影 如露亦如电
Like a shadow, we flee and never stay.
人无永寿 悠忽已半
In the midst of life, we are in death.
天赐巴里 既慈且仁
We have entrusted our brother, Barry, to God's mercy.
由我执手 托体入殓
And we now commit his body to the ground.
无悲无苦
Earth to earth...
尘归尘 土归土
..Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...
生死轮回 万世遗福
..In sure and certain hope of the resurrection to eternal life
上帝 阿门
through our Lord Jesus Christ... Amen.
阿门
Amen.
愿天父的慈爱 基♥督♥的圣宠
The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ and the love of God
圣灵的恩赐 与你我同在
and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with us evermore.
阿门
Amen.
阿门
Amen.
-汪汪 -肥仔
- Arf. - Fats.
萨曼莎·莫里森的性感丰臀
Samantha Mollison's got
你注意到没
the most amazing arse, you ever noticed that?
以我现在的冲动劲 老雪莉都可以考虑
The way I feel right now, I could sort old Shirley out.
刚刚我在教堂里就硬得不行
I got a massive boner in the church.
怎么了 正常现象啊 爱神和死神
What? It's a recognised phenomenon. Eros and Thanatos.
性♥爱♥和死亡
Sex and Death.
无论是男是女 悲伤都会带给你愤怒的冲动
Grief gives you the raging horn - both men and females.
玛丽也不例外 你现在去慰问下她
Even Mary. You put the touch on her now,
就能得到想要的一切
you could do what you wanted.
我是说 她可能在哭泣
I mean, she'd probably be crying,
但是 你懂得 依旧会满足你想要的
but, you know, still do what you wanted.
她是我的姑妈
She's my auntie.
我只是说说而已
Well, I'm just sayin'.
-普莱斯先生 -走得好匆忙呀
- Oh, um... Mr Price? - Leaving so soon?
我有工作 现在该去上班了
I'm a working man. I've got a shift.
霍华德 这就是我在竞选中脱众而出的原因
And that, Howard, is what makes me stand out in this election -
我是个上进拼搏的人
I'm a grafter.
-哦 -为了养活家人
- Oh. - Providing for my family.
你也知道 没含着金汤匙出生 也没有特权
You know, no...silver spoon in my mouth, no privilege,
只有生活的磨砺
just school of hard knocks.
我们估计你应该听说过那些消息
We thought you might have heard about the message.
是的 一些鬼话 我们相信都不是真的
Yes, from the ghost, um... We're sure it's not true.
尽管如此 偷东西 犯罪活动 你知道的
But nonetheless, stolen goods, criminal activities, you know?
我们也是刚刚得知 贝蒂有一个平板
We just got told, Betty's got one of these...
高科技玩意儿 不过我
tablet, clever thingies, but I...
我没继续看下去
I don't get on with them at all,
我 我 我被吓到了
I-I-I get all of a dither, but...
"老西蒙徘徊之地 记得看好自己的口袋"
"Watch your pockets when old Simon is on the prowl."
"他那双脏手够得到的东西都会偷走"
"He'll pilfer anything he can get his grubby mitts on"?
我们得去考虑选举程序了
We have to think about electoral procedure.
让犯罪分子进驻议院吗[威斯敏斯特喻指英国议院]
Let the villains stay in Westminster, eh?
反正我们这种平民也不会被谴责
We of the grassroots must be beyond reproach.
什么 一派胡言 我是被诬陷的
What? What the... It's all lies. I'm being smeared.
我是受害者
I'm a victim of smear.
噢 那太糟糕了
Oh, isn't it awful?
真是太遗憾了 你打印了那么多的宣传♥单♥
It's such a shame after you had all those lovely flyers printed.
够了 都上车
All right, get in the car.
快点
Now!
-哇塞 这是什么 -挖掘机
- Wow! What is it? - It's a digger.
哇 说"谢谢 菲尔布拉泽先生"
Aw! Say, "Thank you, Mr Fairbrother".
谢谢 菲尔布拉泽先生
Thank you, Mr Fairbrother.
-不用谢 罗宾 -噢 看那个
-My pleasure, Robbie. -Oh, look at that!
你在这儿乖乖的 好吗
Now, you stay in there and be good, OK?
安德鲁怎么样了 看起来还好吗
How's Andrew, he seem all right to you?
他可是汪汪 谜一般的男子 他恋爱了
He's Arf. He's...enigmatic. He's in love.
-是吗 -嗯 新妹子 是个黑人
- Is he? -Mm. New girl. Black girl.
-他突然就爱上她了 -他跟你说的吗
-He's so bang in love with her. -He tell you that, did he?
很明显就看出来了 现在我跟他不怎么聊了
Nah, it's just obvious. And we don't talk that much now.
你们俩以前关系那么好
You were thick as thieves once upon a time.
嗯 那是小学的时候了
Mm, that was little school.
小学一毕业就全变了
Everything changes when you go up from little school.
所以 你打算回学校去吗
So you... You are going to school?
偶尔去一次 格雷斯帮忙签到 我很幸运
Now and then I pop in. Grace 'em with my presence, lucky bastards
你挂科了吗
You down for any exams?
挂了 十四门 拉丁语 希腊语 各种各样的
Yeah, 14 Latin, Greek and all sorts.
不 我打算干脆辍学算了
No. Reckon I might jack it for good.
-不行 你不能这么做 -为什么不行
- Oi! You're not going to do that. - Why aren't I?
我想让你读完 起来
I want you to finish school. Up!
你可以考一门
You can do one exam.
数学怎么样 告诉他们你要考数学
Ah... Maths. Tell them you want to sit maths.
但是我不想考
But I don't.
沃尔太太会指导你 帮你通过的 好吗
Mrs Wall will help you through it, keep you on the straight, huh?
你喜欢她的吧
You like her.
她肯定不正常 愿意坐那听我的屁事
She's mental, got to be. Just sat there listening to my shit.
就考这一门 克里斯塔尔
Just do one exam, Krystal.
你得多少分不重要 等你考完
Doesn't matter what mark you get, and then, when you're done...
你可以来找我 我们谈谈学徒的事儿
you can come 'ere and we can talk about your apprenticeship.
工作吗
A job?
这里吗
Here?
我什么都不会做
I...can't do anything.
你会管理自己的钱 照顾自己和罗宾
Well, you budget your money. Look after Robbie and yourself...
只有这个
Only just.
是啊 但你会学的
Yeah, you'll be learning.
好好看 好好听 好好学 然后管好嘴巴
Eyes and ears open and that big cakehole of yours shut.
不准骂人说脏话
And no effing and jeffing.
先做些杂活 让自己变得有用 好吗
Just running errands, making yourself useful, huh?
罗宾呢 诸如接送他上学 还有假期的时候怎么办
What about him, like, picking him up from school and holidays?
噢 罗宾
Oh, Robbie!
别担心这个
Don't matter about that.
我们可以避开接送他上学的时间
Yeah, we'll... We'll work around his school hours.
你九月份开始工作
You'd start September.
那妈妈呢
And Mum?
我们做好我们该做的
We just have to stick to what we're doing.
剩下的她自己决定 但是你得过自己的生活
Well, the rest's up to her, but... you need to live your life.
好好上学 好好考试
Go to school, do your exam...
在那之前 不会有第三个人知道
..And until then, this is between us.
如果你改主意了 也只有我们两个人知道
Then if you change your mind, only us'd know.
考虑一下吧
Think about it.
我会有自己的办公桌吗
Would I have my own desk?
噢
Oh...
哦 这份工作会配有桌子
Oh, the, uh, the job... it comes with a desk.
你还好吗 克里斯塔尔
All right, Krystal?
好着呢
Yeah.
所以
So...
你现在有男朋友吗
you... hooked up with anyone right now?
-跟你有关系吗 -不知道我有没有机会
-What's it to you? -Wondering if I've got a chance.
你说什么
What?!
-在学校你都不跟我说话 -那是在学校
-You never talk to me in school. -Well, that's school.
我可不想在被你拒绝的时候还多个观众
Don't want an audience if I'm going to get a knock-back.
我很敏感
I'm sensitive.
但是我一直喜欢你
But I've always liked you.
所以
So...
我们可以约会吗
..Can we hook up?