忍者神龟（2024）

She's only like a year older than.
我们能赶紧把这事了了吗 我还有地方要去呢
You can we just get on with this, OK? I got places to be.
怎么着 你明天有数学考试吗
What? You got a math test tomorrow?
你和其它海龟都上学的
You and the other turtles, you go to school,
对吧
isn't that right?
慢着
Wait.
他是个海龟吗 -当然啊
He's a turtle? - Yes, he's a turtle.
你不看电视的吗
Do you not watch TV?
不是 那你以为我是个啥
Wait, what did you think I was?
螃蟹
Uh, crab?
行吧 没法聊了
A|I right, talk time's over.
是时候敲点鸡蛋了
It's time to crack some eggs.
我说鸡蛋 其实指的是你们的脑壳
And by"eggs, "I mean your heads.
这可不好笑
That's not funny.
这下你玩完了 海龟
Now you've done it, Turtle.
来了
Yeah, OK.
我 我要不就多待会儿吧
I- I guess I could hang around for a little while.
抱歉了 海龟
Sorry, Turtle.
我跟你说过要看好他了
I told you to make sure he was secure.
鲍勃好心让咱们用这个地方
Bob's letting us use this place as a favor.
他说过别弄坏了 现在你看地板
He said not to wreck it. Look at the floor.
狐亲自来了 韩
Kitsune is coming personally, Hun.
她想亲眼看看变种人
She wants to see the mutant for herself,
所以他哪也不能去
so he has to stay put.
你能处理好吗 -能 安吉尔
You think you can handle that? - Yes, Angel.
狐让我们负责
Kitsune put us in charge.
你是这里最强壮的龙
You're the strongest Dragon here,
但如果你自己不硬气点 没人会尊重你
but no one's gonna respect you if you don't toughen up.
所以你给我支棱起来
So brick up already!
就一件事 韩 看好他
You've got one job, Hun. Just watch him!
行吧 至少没人会想到我会在一个废弃的养鸡场里
Great. At least no one will think to look for me
跟个悲伤的大块头在一起
in an abandoned chicken factory with sad Shaq over here.
检测到变种人
你开玩笑呢吧
Are you kidding me with this?
我要打开这些锁链
I'm gonna get out of these chains,
然后我要
and I'm gonna- -
嘿 大块头 抱歉
Hey, big man. Sorry.
厄尔 汉克 不管你叫啥吧
Earl, Honk, whatever your name is.
你能走近一点吗
Can you get a little closer?
我要告诉你一个小秘密 就是我要收拾你
I have a secret to tell you about kicking your butt.
不
No.
我做了什么你要用这种态度说话啊
What did I do to deserve all this attitude?
你搞笑呢吧
Seriously?
你绑♥架♥了我 还把我挂在了钩子上
You kidnapped me and hung me on a hook!
是你先袭击我们的
You attacked us first.
你用锁链把我锁在了养鸡场的地板上
You chained me to the floor in a chicken factory.
这不是养鸡场
It's not a factory.
它们都受到了人道的待遇 鲍勃说的
They're humanely treated. Bob said so.
是 我敢肯定天花板上挂着的巨型死亡拔毛器
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure the giant death plucker
拔毛机
只是用来装饰用的
hanging from the ceiling is, uh, it's just for decoration.
鲍勃骗你呢伙计
Look, Bob lied, man.
更别提 这里都有100度了好吗
Not to mention, it's like 100 degrees in here, OK?
连空调都没有还好意思说人道
There's nothing humane about lacking an air conditioner.
我天 你就是这样打架的吗
Oh, my God. Is this how you fight?
什么 你还要咬人
Ow! Oh, what, are you biting now? Ew!
你这打法就像个没吃饱的六年级小学森
You fight like a hungry sixth grader.
如果我吐了 希望能溅你一身
If I throw up, I hope some of it gets on you.
真恶心
That's gross.
抱歉我使用暴♥力♥了 贝克斯
Sorry about the violence, Becks.
我会带你离开这的
I'm gonna get you out of here.
你们所有鸡
AlI of you.
咋 你是专门解放动物的吗
What, you're an animal liberator?
那你放了我啊 我也是动物
Liberate me. I'm an animal.
抱歉我咬了你
I'm sorry I bit you.
而且你干的真不咋地
And you're bad at this.
我是你的囚犯
I- - I'm your prisoner.
你没必要跟我道歉
I mean, you don't have to apologize to me.
你是怎么在这里管事儿的
How are you in a position of authority here?
我都被你搞糊涂了
Baffles me.
我不知道 我是这里最大最壮的
I don't know. I'm the biggest, the strongest.
其它龙 我必须保护他们
The other Dragons, I have to protect them.
行吧 伙计 我 我明白了
Yeah, man, I- - I get that, all right?
不过有时候
Except sometimes- -
有时候我还不够强大
Sometimes, I'm not strong enough.
所以我总是带着砖砖提醒我自己
So I carry Bricky to help remind me to be stronger.
砖砖
Bricky?
天 你起名可真得好好想想了
Man, god, you've really gotta workshop that name.
砖笼我觉得
I mean, "Brick Cage” feels like
就比你起那名强 真的
an obvious winner, if you ask me.
或者叫砖凿
How about, uh- - how about"Brick Jagger"?
我还是不明白 为什么城里
Yeah, I still don't understand how there's a- -
会有个给鸡脱毛的工厂呢
a chicken plucking factory in the city.
我们只是借用的 等我们有地方就搬走
We're just borrowing it until we get our own place.
嘿 它们怎么了
Hey, what's their problem?
我觉得它们不喜欢你
I don't think they like you.
它们觉得你的能量让人不安吧
They find your energy unsettling, obviously.
没事 他不会伤害你的
It's OK. He's not gonna hurt you.
是机甲 -机甲是什么
It's a Mechazoid! - What's a Mechazoid?
就是 这事说来复杂了
There's these look, it's complicated, OK?
反正就是个杀人机器人
There's a weird killer robot out there
来追杀我和我兄弟的
hunting for me and my brothers.
那它在上面千什么 -我不知道哇
What's it doing up there? - I don't know.
也许是待在那等待时机呢
Maybe it's waiting up there for the right moment.
也许跟我一样被弄坏了 所以在自我修理
Maybe it got banged up like I did, and it's fixing itself.
你得让我离开这里 伙计
You gotta let me out of here, man.
不行
I can't.
听着 我这是在帮你 韩
Look, I'm trying to help you, Hun.
那东西会进来把一切都撕碎的
That thing's gonna come in here and tear us up.
那些鸡也保不住了
Probably the chickens, too.
那你知道狐会多生气吗
Do you know how mad Kitsune would be?
哦 紫龙会的坏蛋头目哈
Ooh, big bad leader of the Purple Dragons.
你表现的好像她是个妖怪似的
You act like she's some kind of boogeyman.
也许她能吓到你 但我可不怕
I mean, maybe she scares you, but not me.
她来了
She's here.
搞什么 韩 帮我转过来
What? Hun, turn me around.
你是认真的吗
Are you for real?
这就是你们的老大
This is your big boss?
就是你们都害怕的那个
The one you're all afraid of?
男人点行不 韩
Show a little backbone, Hun.
你疯了吗
Are you crazy?
安吉尔 给我讲讲这什么东西吧
Angel, what do you have for me?
是其中一个变种人 他们
It's one of the mutants that helped save the city from
从那个怪物手里拯救了这座城市
whatever that thing was, the big monster.
我的两个手下从河里捞上来的
Two of my guys fished it out of the river.
听着 狐还是什么的
Look, Kitsune, or whoever you are,
我很欣赏你组织了几个街头小混混
I appreciate that you got your little street gang
还搭配同色系服装
going on in there, matching colors,
犯点小罪什么的
doing your little crimes or whatever,
但你得马上放我走
but you need to let me go right now,
否则我发誓 我就
or I swear, I'll- -
继续说啊
Go on.
我那话隐含了威胁意味
Uh, that was, like, an implied threat.
你的想象力就应该
I mean, your imagination is supposed to- -
听着 等我从链子里出来的
Look, I'm gonna get out of these chains
我就踢得你们屁滚尿流
and kick the living snot out of all of you.
先从你开始 女士
Starting with you, lady.
行吧
Right.
你没这么做的原因是
And you haven't done this already because?
我也是这么想的
That's what I thought.
你到底抓我♥干♥嘛
What do you even want with me anyway?
原来有几个国际买♥♥家