忍者神龟（2024）

Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles S01E01

Part 1 Oct. 5, 2024, 2:05 p.m.

两个月前
目标锁定利奥纳多
变异神龟们阻止了大怪兽是英雄
The mutants that stopped that giant monster, they're heroes.
目标锁定米开朗基罗
你们是英雄
You're heroes!
目标锁定唐纳德泰罗
嫁给我
我爱小龟
我的神龟英雄
目标锁定拉斐尔
我亲眼看见
I saw them.
他们救了大家
They saved everyone.
你们是英雄
You're heroes.
你们是英雄
You're heroes.
你们是英雄
You're heroes.
利奥
Leo.
利奥
Leo.
利奥 -老弟快走
Leo! - Dude, come on.
我们赶紧走吧 -我们去吃早饭
Let's go already. - We're getting breakfast.
吃培根鸡蛋奶酪
Bacon, egg, and cheese!
爸爸你为什么还在讲害虫语
Dad, why are you still talking in Vermin?
听着好烦啊
God, it's so annoying.
他是为了那只蟑螂怪
He's doing it for Scumbug.
她想让他在他们的关系里
She wants him to make more of an effort
积极一点
in their relationship.
这都是闲话你们就自己去吃早饭吧行吗
But anyways, just- - just go on without me, all right?
我不饿你们吃去吧
I- - I'm not hungry. You're good.
不饿
Not hungry?
这不合理
That doesn't even make sense.
你干什么呢
What are you doing?
没干啥
Nothing!
哎呀就是补作业呢
You- you know, it's homework.
他肯定又在写故事
He's doing his stories again.
我才没有画我的漫画书呢
I'm definitely not working on my comic book!
随便给我带点啥回来就行
Just pick me something up.
行反正不去是你的损失
AlI righty, you're loss.
我们要去吃培根鸡蛋和奶酪啦
Gonna get that bacon, egg, cheese!
要是我把你那份吃了可别怪我利奥
Fair warning, Leo, I'm going to eat yours.
忍♥者神龟故事集
"Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, "
第一♥期♥ 主角利奥纳多
issue one, starring Leonardo.
他们是英雄
They're heroes.
你们是英雄
You're heroes!
他们不是英雄她郑重其事地说
"They're no heroes, "she said very dramatically.
他们不是英雄
They're no heroes.
他们是危险人物
They're the danger.
在忍♥者神龟的秘密巢穴中
"- In the secret lair of the Ninja Turtles"- -
英雄小龟上当地高中
你们会来对吧
You guys are going to be there, right?
凯文邀请你参加化妆舞会
我也不是怕一个人参加派对
Not that I'm not great at parties,
但是讲真你们要是不来
but seriously, if you guys aren't there,
我会发飙的
I'm going to freak out.
我怎么可能不参加派对
Not go to a party?
我走哪哪儿是派对
Dude, I am the party.
我们当然要去
Of course we're going.
还是化妆派对
It's a costume party.
我们有服装
We've got costumes.
出来
Come on!
就差一点
Almost.
你们就不能买♥♥个龟壳能穿的服装吗
You couldn't have gone with a more shell- friendly outfit?
别说废话使劲拉
Come on, just pull.
我调查很忙的好吗
I've got a lot going on with my investigations, OK?
所以你最好来
So you better show.
你知不知道最近镇上有一帮新危险人物
Did you know there's a new street gang in town?
什么在哪
What? Where?
我需要新人练手
I need new butts to kick.
兄弟别老用武力
Dude, you shouldn't be so aggro.
有时候好言相劝也能解决很多问题
Sometimes you get farther with a smile and a kind word.
我就是说说
Just saying.
你说的真对米奇
Yeah, sure, Mikey.
下次我战斗不打人讲笑话
Next time I'm in a fight, I'll just tell jokes.
对方会被我笑死
That'll really get him.
我给你派对的地址
I sent you a pin where the party's at.
唐尼帮我安了个软件
And Donnie helped me set up a thing, so we always
我们能随时看见对方到哪儿了
know where the other one is.
听着你最好别迟到奥
Listen, you better not be late, OK?
再见
Bye.
啊她是我见过最棒的女孩了
Ahh, isn't she the best?
我们差不多要走了
We should probably get going.
我来导航
I'll map us.
你能不能别点我手♥机♥了
Will you stop touching the phone?
你已经把你的戳烂了
You already broke yours.
再说不用急
Besides, there's no rush.
我百科了一下派对礼仪
I looked up party etiquette on Wikipedia,
最合适的进场时间
and it says you're supposed to be there 30 minutes
是派对开始三十分钟后
after start time.
那我们不如现在先去藏起来
Let's get there now and hide and then pop out
到时候跳出来给所有人一个惊喜
and surprise everyone.
你们觉得会不会有斗舞环节啊
You think there's going to be a dance battle?
能不能把我手♥机♥还我
Will you give me that back?
我必须要保证电量充足
I got to make sure it's charged.
等会儿人家跳舞你到处借充电器
You don't want to be that guy that's going
简直太尴尬了
around asking for a charger.
提示
变异生物横冲直撞
等下这是怎么了
Wait, what happened?
唐尼修一下我的手♥机♥
Do- Donnie, fix it.
修手♥机♥
Fix it?
我又不是干IT的
I'm not the IT guy.
但你有一股I气质
You do have that vibe.
对是的
Yeah, sure.
好行吧
OK, fine.
有很多警告
It's a bunch of alerts.
说有人看到了变异生物
There's some kind of mutant sighting.
这很怪很可疑你们觉得呢
That's weird, like, suspiciously weird, you know.
别管了反正我们要去参加派对
Doesn't matter, because we are going to this party.
我们不能忽略这条新变异生物消息
We can't just ignore a rampaging mutant alert.
如果是比巴和洛克史迪呢
What if it's Rocksteady or Bebop?
忍♥着神龟的死对头许瑞德手下的反派。本来只是两个接头混混
后来接受了改造后，成为了力大无穷的变种豪猪和变种犀牛
你们不知道他们能干出什么坏事
You know how they are.
或者是其他变体生物遇到了麻烦
Or some new mutant that's in trouble?
我们也应该去帮忙
We should go help.
我们可以先去探明情况再去嗨
We'll go check this out and then go to the party,
同意吗
all right?
很有可能什么事也没有
It's probably, like, nothing.
五分钟我们就搞定了
Five minutes tops.
唐尼百科说了
According to Donniepedia here, we'll be
我们一定能按时到聚会
getting there right on time.
好的兄弟们开干吧
AII right, boys, let's do this.
开干
Let's do this.
走了纳多
Come on, Nardo.
大家都准备好了吗
Everyone ready?
慢镜头走
Slow- motion walk.
爸
Dad?
不是吧
Oh, come on.
你还在讲害虫语
You're still talking Vermin?
我们要去个派对
It's just a party.
我们简直是万人迷
Everyone loves us.
我们简直是明星
We're superstars.
网红
Influencers.
我们是英雄
We're heroes.
我们不会有事的爸爸
I'm not going to let anything happen to us, Dad.
我有这个
I've got this.
我一点也不担心
I'm not worried.
人类看起来都很好
Humans all seem pretty awesome.
就算真的有麻烦
Even if we run into trouble,