职业美人鱼：美丽背后（2023）

‪当我第一次在电视上 ‪看到美人鱼芭比时 我就这副表情...
When I first saw a mermaid Barbie on TV, I was like...
‪哦!太美了!
Oh! That's it!
‪好了 姑娘们
Okay, girls.
‪好的
Alrighty.
克里斯蒂 ‪我来给你整理一下头发
Okay, Christie. Let me fix your hair.
‪我的梦幻美人鱼克里斯蒂 紫色小姐 ‪她只在乎她的头发
My Mermaid Fantasy Christie, Miss Purple, she's all about her hair.
‪在摄像机架在她面前
Her hair has to be fixed
‪或是在她进泳池之前 ‪她的发型必须整理好
before a camera's in front of her, or even when she go into the pool.
‪我知道你不喜欢 ‪你的头发乱糟糟的 姑娘
I know you don't like your hair being all crazy, Miss Girl.
‪然后我拥有了 ‪《梦幻仙境》版的美人鱼克里斯蒂
And then I have my Fairytopia Mermaid Christie.
‪我喜欢你尾巴的颜色
I love your tail color.
‪我也喜欢你的 真漂亮 ‪我就知道 对吧?
I love yours too. It's so pretty.
‪我们的尾巴是最棒的
I know, right? We have, like, the best tails.
‪随着《玩具总动员》的流行
With Toy Story being a thing,
‪终于有了玩偶之类的周边
and, you know, finally having dolls and stuff,
‪我心想:“我不在这儿的时候 ‪这些小婊贝们就会活跃起来”
I was like, "These bitches come alive when I'm not in here."
‪鱼儿们!我来啦!
Fishies! I'm here!
‪嘿 你们好!嗨!
Hey, girl! Hey! Hi!
‪我受够了 香奈儿!好吗?我受够了
I am over it, Chanelle! Okay? I am over it.
‪所以我有这么多玩偶 ‪所以我喜欢她们 喜欢和她们交谈
That's why I have so many. That's why I love them.
‪所以我会和她们一起玩
That's why I talk to them. That's why I play with them.
‪我没什么可羞耻的
And I have no shame in my game.
‪这都是我的孩子 即使身为成年人 ‪我也要带着我的玩偶
Those are my babies. And even as an adult, Imma have my dolls with me.
‪片名:职业美人鱼:美丽背后
‪(第二集 准备好 亲爱的)
‪目前完全靠表演维生的
The number of professional mermaids
‪专业美人鱼数量
currently living 100% on performing,
‪要我说在全世界还不到50个
I would say is less than 50 in the world.
‪而能让你
And I can count on one hand
‪成为全职美人鱼的地方 ‪我一只手就能数得过来
the number of places where you can be a full-time mermaid.
‪人鱼裁缝师是为数不多
And Mertailor is one of the very few unique opportunities
‪能够提供 ‪成为专业美人鱼机会的公♥司♥之一
to be a professional mermaid/merman.
‪等你准备好了
Whenever you're ready.
‪脚尖伸直 向后翻转
Point those toes and flip backwards.
‪她真是爱炫耀
And she's a show-off.
‪好了 特里斯坦 ‪我们来看看你的前跃式
Okay, Tristan, let's go ahead and see your front leap.
‪接下来是鸟式阿♥拉♥贝斯克
So that was a bird arabesque.
‪漂亮 小心撞头
Great job. Watch your head.
‪看上去有点像水神恩基
Sort of looks like the god Enki.
‪给他一把三叉戟就圆♥满♥了
Give the man a trident and he's done.
‪她太想要这份工作了
She wants this so bad.
‪我只想看到你们在水下的个性
I just want to see your personalities underwater. All right?
‪所以笑一个 ‪给我们一个大大的飞吻 好吗?
So smile and blow us a big kiss, okay?
‪很好 谢谢你们二位
All right, thank you, you two.
‪她很紧张
She was nervous.
‪超级紧张
Super nervous.
‪她可能有点经验
She probably has some experience.
‪有时候经验太丰富了也不是什么好事
Sometimes too much experience can be not good.
‪可能训练起来会更加困难
Might be harder to train.
‪这就是你得考虑的 你会投入多少
That's what you have to look at, is how much work you have to invest in it.
‪我们很高兴你们都来了
We're really happy that you all came out.
‪我们要做几个决定
We've got some decisions that we've got to make.
‪但我们不一定会在今天或明天就决定
We're not necessarily gonna make 'em today or tomorrow.
‪在不久的将来 ‪我们会和你们中的几个人谈谈
There's a couple of you that we're gonna... talk to in the near future.
‪我们会在一两周内给大家发邮件
We will be giving everybody an email in a week or two with our final decisions.
‪我觉得我表现得很好 嗯 感觉很棒
I think I did good. Like, it felt good.
‪现在我们就等着吧
Now we wait.
‪(人鱼裁缝师 佛罗里达州)
‪(宾夕法尼亚州 宾州文艺复兴节)
‪是人鱼表演找上了我 而不是反过来
Mermaiding really found me, not the other way around.
‪我当时是一名马戏团演员 ‪主要表演高空杂技
I was working as a circus performer. My primary discipline was as an aerialist.
‪然后我开始学习其他技能 ‪来丰富我的节目内容
And I just started to sort of pick up other skills to add to my repertoire,
‪让我能获得更多表演预约
make me more bookable.
‪我踩过高跷、喷过火焰
I became a stilt-walker, a fire-breather,
‪后来有一次我心想: ‪“那就再加上人鱼表演吧”
and at one point I was like, "Okay. Let's add mermaiding."
‪几乎是立竿见影 ‪我的人鱼表演预约量
And almost instantly, I had more bookings for mermaiding
‪比我其他节目的总和还要多
than I did for any of my other skills combined.
‪所以需求显然是存在的
So the need was very obviously there.
‪这个行业正在寻找更多的演员
The industry was obviously looking for more performers.
‪我们就是这样发展起来的
And that's how it developed.
‪最后 我接到的人鱼表演工作 ‪远超我的体力负荷
Eventually I had more work mermaiding than I could personally physically do,
‪所以我开始雇佣 ‪其他可以胜任的美人鱼
so I started hiring other mermaids that I would book out.
‪于是碧海妖姬便诞生了
And thus was born the Circus Siren Pod.
‪这一切全都是水到渠成 自然而然
It happened very organically, very naturally.
‪如今我负责35位 ‪现场表演艺术家的业务
And now I'm in charge of 35 live performance artists.
‪我已经受够了一说到“专业美人鱼”
I am so tired of saying "professional mermaid"
‪就听到“像维奇瓦奇那样吗?”这种话
and hearing, "Oh, like Weeki Wachee?"
‪不是
No. No. No.
‪跟维奇瓦奇完全不一样
Not like Weeki Wachee.
‪早上好 各位
Morning, guys.
‪已经八点啦
It is eight o'clock.
‪醒醒 醒醒!
Wakey, wakey!
‪轮到姑娘们上场啦
Big girl mermaid time.
‪早上好
Good morning.
‪时间表在白板上
Good morning. - Schedule's on the board.
‪贝琪 你第一个出场
Becky, you're in first.
‪全都是杂务...
Chores, chores, chores, chores...
‪天啊!
Jesus Christ!
‪嘿 各位?
Hey, guys?
‪我们能不能别把动物皮毛落在地上
Can we not leave animal fur on the ground
‪免得大清早 ‪就把摩迦娜吓到心脏病发作?
and give Morgana a heart attack in the morning?
‪能!
Yes!
‪我从小在身为特种兵的父亲身边长大
I grew up with a father who was a Green Beret.
‪他从一开始就教授了我许多生存技能
He taught survival skills from day one.
‪我百分百是爸爸的乖女儿
I was 100% Daddy's little girl.
‪他的离去伤透了我的心
And him leaving broke my heart.
‪我想那是我第一次
I think that was my first
‪真正经历失去
real experience with loss.
‪但我一直有一种生存主义者心态
But I have always had a survivalist's mentality.
‪我家有一根长棍
In the house, there's a bo staff,
‪两把英格兰长弓
two English longbows,
‪弩
crossbow,
‪两把火枪 一把步♥枪♥
two muskets, a rifle,
‪几把剑
several swords,
‪两柄洛卡柏斧
two Lochaber axes,
‪一柄固定在墙上的锤矛
a fixed mace,
‪两根格斗手杖...
two combat walking sticks...
‪刀的数量我就不细数了
I'm not gonna begin to count the knives.
‪这能让你觉得 ‪你有机会掌控你的命运
It's the sense that you have the chance to control your fate.
‪(阿肯色州 小石城)
‪去参加这些试演对我来说 ‪真的是太重要了
It's such a big deal to go and travel to these auditions.
‪为了几份我不一定能得到的工作
It costs a lot of money and time
‪我要花费大量的时间和金钱
for something I may or may not get.
‪“晶晶 我知道参与水下表演
"Sparkles, I know getting to be a part
‪是你的梦想
of an underwater show was and is a dream for you."
‪很遗憾 我们的水下表演部门
"Unfortunately, at this time, we do not have a position for you
‪并没有适合你的职位
in our underwater performance department to offer you."
‪但是 你的正能量 ‪努力和勇气值得赞赏
"However, your positive energy, efforts, and courage is much appreciated."
‪我和我的团队祝愿你一切顺利
"Myself and the rest of our crew wishes you nothing but the best."
‪希望在不久的将来能够再次见到你
"I hope to see you again in the near future."
‪祝你好运 埃里克”
"Best wishes, Eric."
‪亲爱的特里斯坦
"Dear Tristan,
‪我很高兴能为你 ‪在人鱼裁缝师提供一份全职工作
I am pleased to offer you a full-time job at Mertailor."
‪请在5月6日到岗
"Your first day is May 6th."
‪天啊
Oh my gosh.
‪(特里斯坦 红河人鱼)
‪-嘿 T 怎么了? ‪-嘿 妈妈
Hey, T. What's up? - Hey, Mom.
‪他们雇了我 5月6日就去入职
They hired me. My first day is May 6th.
‪-真的吗? ‪-真的!
Are you serious? - Yes!
‪我们要弄清楚 ‪我在人鱼裁缝师到底做什么工作
And we're gonna figure what my role is at Mertailor,
‪但基本上就是: ‪“欢迎加入我们的大家庭”
but basically like, "Welcome to the family."
‪你做得很好 我为你骄傲
You got something wonderful going, and I'm proud of you.
‪-爱你 ‪-我也爱你
Love you. - I love you too.