职业美人鱼：美丽背后（2023）

and figure out how to produce these magic shows.
大家好 女士们先生们
Hello, folks. Ladies and gentlemen,
我是埃里克杜莎姆 首先 欢迎大家
I'm Eric Ducharme, and first of all, I would like to welcome you
来到魔法王宫
to the Magic Palace.
今天 我们先看一个奇妙的小魔术
Now, today we have a first wonderful trick...
我说的不是那种典型的小孩舞台
I'm not talking about the typical little kid stages.
我的后门廊整个变成了舞台
My entire back porch was a stage.
看!
Voilà!
有一阵 他喜欢上了小丑表演
Then, for a little while, we were into clowning.
小丑!
Clown!
一切都是娱乐 都是艺术
Everything was entertainment and artistic.
我一回家 看见我妈妈穿着可笑至极的服装
I would come home and find my mother dressed up in the silliest outfits.
我爸爸也装扮起来 坐在椅子上
And my father dressed up, sitting in a chair,
但不像我妈妈那么开心
not looking as happy as my mother would be.
《入侵者》第一集
Part one of The Invaders,
万圣节之夜 真正的 外星入侵者来到地球摧毁人类
where real invaders come to this Earth and destroy people on Halloween night.
谢谢 希望你们喜欢这个节目 再见
Thank you. I hope you enjoyed this show. Bye.
我太想要了 所以就把它做了出来
It's because I really wanted it so bad that I made it happen.
好 还有四分钟开门 - 好的
Okay, we got four minutes to open. - All righty.
我们很激动 这是我们的第一场万圣节怪谭
We're very excited about of our first ever event, the Halloween Spooktacular.
我觉得我有点像浣熊
I feel like I'm looking a little raccoony.
这比表演还紧张
This is more stressful than doing the shows.
表演内容我记得
The shows I got down.
好了吗?门开了吗?
Okay. Are we ready, guys? Doors open?
能开门了吗?准备好了?
Can we open doors? Are we ready?
嗨 你们好 欢迎
Hi, how are you? Welcome.
左转 在剧场就坐
Go left and have a seat in the theater.
每场坐满了也就40人
A full house per show is only 40 people.
我们卖♥♥了15张票
We have sold 15 tickets.
有点让人害怕 当然我们超出预算了
This has been a little scary. Of course, we went over budget.
我们从没在维奇瓦奇办过万圣节演出
I never got to do a Halloween show at Weeki Wachee.
我希望人鱼裁缝师的 第一届万圣节演出
I really wanted the first Halloween performance at Mertailor
能收到意想不到的成功
to be beyond my wildest dreams.
这次万圣节表演 我是个被诅咒的海盗
I am a cursed pirate for the Halloween show.
我可以尽情发挥 用最好的方式冒傻气
I get to act up and be silly, in the best way.
不能再等了 要关门了
We're not gonna wait any longer. Doors are closing.
各位 还有一分钟开演
One minute to show, guys.
人多吗?
Do we have a lot of people? - Uh...
大概20人吧
I want to say 20.
我要在人鱼裁缝师打造一种生活 开始一段全新的历史
I'm building a life at Mertailor for a whole new type of history to happen,
我想让大家都来体验
and I want everybody to experience that.
太酷了
That's so cool.
太美了
That's beautiful.
哇！
Whoo!
为了让我们能够维持下去
People have to come through the door
必须招揽到观众
in order for us to be able to continue to do this.
但现在我们认清了我们的能力
But now we know what we're capable of,
我知道 这是他远大梦想的一小部分
this is just a very small piece of what I know he wants to come.
(人鱼裁缝师)
(非裔美人鱼)
(佛罗里达州迈阿密)
谢谢你们的耐心
Thank y'all for your patience.
我明白，这就是为什么…
I know, that's why...
胖人鱼 集♥合♥!
Fat fishies, gather!
我们拍个胖人鱼协会集体照
Let's take a Society of Fat Mermaids group photo.
都到齐了吧
I think everybody is here.
这个谁拿着? - 我拿着一角
Who is holding it? - Oh, I had one end.
抓住一角 - 就是你那边
Gonna hold an end. - That's your side.
好了 大家靠近点 显得亲热
All right, all right. Let's get tight like we like each other.
我想 因为我创建了胖人鱼协会
I think because I started Society of Fat Mermaids,
我想我正好是在人们 开始接受我的那个时间点冒了出来
I think I just kinda popped up at a moment where people were ready to see who I am.
所以 尽管我不觉得已经做了很久
So, even though I don't feel I've been doing this long,
但我还是觉得 很有知名度 很有存在感
I feel very known and very present.
胖人鱼! - 劈波斩浪!
Fat Mermaids! - Make waves!
我这样体型的人鱼并不多
There really aren't a lot of merfolk my size.
我比加大码还要大一♥码♥
I'm on the bigger side of, like,
在一般的大码服装店里 都找不到合适我的衣服
the plus-size you're gonna find in not a specifically plus-size shop.
我想要一条硅胶尾巴 当孩子们摸着它 对你说:
I really want a silicone tail because those experiences where kids touch it,
“你真是一条真的美人鱼” 那种感觉太奇妙了
and it's like, "Ooh! You really are real." That does seem absolutely magical.
我的臀围152厘米 合适我的人鱼尾巴不好找
I've got 60-inch hips, so it's hard to find a mermaid tail.
美人鱼凯利尔 同意为我定制一条硅胶尾巴
Mermaid Kariel has agreed to make me a silicone tail.
最近她在做更多大码的装备
She's been working on more plus-size stuff lately.
我们在谈合作
And we've been talking about having, like, a partnership.
我完全没想到 我都不知道她知道有我这么个人
Totally blindsided me. Like... I didn't really know she knew I existed.
她是我们行业的传奇人物
She's like a legend in our industry.
我以为凯利尔代表着那种
I kinda thought that Kariel represented
苗条白皙的芭比娃娃一样的美人鱼
that thin, white, Barbie-like mermaid dream.
从没想过凯利尔和我会有什么合作
I never thought that Kariel and I would have any type of partnership,
但我们在人鱼魔法大会 点咖啡的时候聊了起来
but we talked waiting for coffee at MerMagic Con.
她真心想和我合作
And she just really wanted to work with me.
海贝的问候! - 嗨 你好啊 谢莫尼克!
Shello! - Hi, Chè, how's it going?
好激动啊
Beyond excited for this moment.
我需要你的身材尺寸 为你定做
I need to take all your measurements so that I can make you
你的第一条硅胶人鱼尾巴
your very first silicone mermaid tail.
让你在追逐人鱼梦想的路上继续前进
So you can take those amazing mermaid dreams of yours just a little bit further.
亲爱的? - 嗯
Babe? - Yeah.
你来一下好吗? - 好
Could you come here, please? - Okay.
老公很支持 - 我准备好了
Supportive husband. - I am ready.
好啊!好的
Oh yeah! All right.
我也需要你来告诉我
You have to tell me too. Like...
我不希望有任何地方冒犯到别人
I think part of this is I don't want to be offensive in any way.
没关系 你尽管说
Okay, that's fair. Say what you need to say.
我不会感觉难堪
I'm comfortable in my skin.
请量一下你臀部最大的部位
I want to do the largest part of your butt area.
好了
That's it.
好 回见 - 再见
All right. Talk soon. - Bye.
(汉普顿酒店欢迎非裔美人鱼)
摇摆 摇摆
Shake, shake.
下一个是谁?
Who's next?
我的人鱼姐妹凯莉瓦塔
My seaster, Carrie Wata,
问我能不能表演《浪花飞舞》
asked me if I could perform "Splish-Splash on 'Em,"
我立刻答应了
and I immediately told her yes.
这是我的首秀 一定会艳惊全场的
This'll be my first performance. It's going to be amazing.
希望大家看到我演唱这首歌♥
And I hope when everybody sees me perform this song they see the magic,
会看到神奇魔力 看到我的热情和光彩
and the passion, and the sparkles, and the glitter, and everything!
看到闪亮的美妆和一切一切!
All the dramatics, and the bubbles. I'm about to kill it!
所有的戏剧感 涌起的气泡 我会轰动的!
会尽善尽美
It's gonna be everything.
没有气泡? - 有 没问题 你美极了
Y'all got no more bubbles? - We do. You're good. You're divine.
我还需要麦克风
I need the mic too. - You want the mic now?
你要麦克风? - 我不知道在哪儿
I don't know where it's at. - Right here.
就在这里
嘿 不对 我要真的麦克风 姑娘
Hey. Hi. No, I need the real mic, girl.
你干什么?麦克风呢?
uh-uh. What are you doing? Where the mic at?
隆重推出...布利克斯!
Now we have... Blix!
布利克斯!布利克斯!
Blix, Blix, Blix, Blix!
女士们先生们
Ladies and gentlemen,
布利克海啸!
The Blixunami!
喔！
Whoo!
哈!
Yes!
非裔美人鱼!你们好吗?
Afro Mermaid! What's up? What's up?
今晚是我的主场
Imma be the main event, yeah
摇摆漂亮的鳍 游在你的屏幕上
Swimmin' on your screens, In a pretty fin, yeah
布利克海啸从不伪装
The Blixunami will never be pretend, yeah
让我端正好王冠 跃入你的鱼缸
Let me fix my crown, before I hit your pool now
布利克海啸现场 我的地盘我做主张
The Blixunami live, I make my rules, yeah
贝壳杯盛满甜美酒浆
Amaretto Sour in my shell cup, cup
海螺壳吹出泡泡 咣 咣
Conch shell blowing bubbles, Puff, puff, puff
今晚是我的主场...
Imma be the main event, yeah...
布利克斯 加油!
Go, Blix! Go, Blix! Go, Blix! Go, Blix!
布利克海啸从不伪装
The Blixunami will never be pretend, yeah
大家好 海贝的问候
Shello, everyone
谁将入选 参加《海王海后争霸赛》
The results of who is accepted to participate
结果很快就要揭晓了