神经马龙（2017）

Marlon S02E04

Part 4 July 10, 2020, 10:50 a.m.

Marlon, Ashley doesn't wanna change you
或改变你的行事风格
or how you roll.
她只是想让你...
All she's asking you to do is...
用心
Try.
她想让我用心去经营
She wants me to try.
重大蜕变全新的你
Breakthrough. New you.
马龙只有双方用心经营关系才能得以维持
Marlon, relationships only work when both people try.
这不是我读博士时学到的
And I didn't learn that from any PhD.
这是我从自己五次失败的...
I learned that from my own five failed...
婚姻中学到的
Marriages.
现在我生命中有一堆人
Now there's a bunch of people out there
我爱他们他们却不爱我
who I love who don't love me.
好了好了
Okay. Okay, okay.
好了
Okay.
"重大蜕变全新的你"
"Breakthrough. New you."
小艾接电♥话♥
Ash, pick up.
-马龙我现在没心情跟你闹 -小艾接吧
- Marlon, I'm not in the mood. - Ash, please.
是急事
It's an emergency.
艾什丽我在一架飞机上马上要坠机了
Ashley, I'm on a plane, and it's going down.
我心中有很多悔憾
And I have a lot of regrets.
我后悔自己没学会一只手抓篮球
I regret that I could never palm a basketball.
我后悔没睡过阿波罗尼亚
I regret that I never banged Apollonia.
坠机愉快
Enjoy your flight.
等下等下等下
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
听着我还有一些真的憾事
Listen, I have real regrets too.
我后悔没用心经营这段关系
I regret that I never tried.
但如果再给我一次机会我一定会尝试
But if I had another chance... I would try.
我在婚姻中没做出的努力将会在离婚这段关系中补救
I would try in our divorce the way I didn't try in our marriage.
我现在不能了因为我要心怀遗憾地坠机了
Now I can't 'cause I'm stuck on this busted-ass plane full of regrets.
马龙
Marlon.
接电♥话♥
Pick up.
听着
Listen.
我很感谢你打这一通电♥话♥
I really appreciate this call.
这样吧如果你愿意
And I'll tell you what. If you're, willing to...
踢开驾驶舱门
kick in that cockpit door...
救下全飞机上的人
and save all the people on the plane...
平安回到我和孩子身边
and make your way back to me and the kids...
我愿意再给你一次机会
then I'm willing to give you another chance.
好说定了
Okay. Bet.
我很快就会回家知道原因吗
I'll be home soon. You know why?
因为小爷就是"巡弋悍将"
I'm Passenger 57!
"关键时刻还得靠小黑哥"
"Always bet on black."
玩大了吓死宝宝了
Snap. You scared me.
抱歉
I'm so sorry.
小史此刻在我脑中
You know, Stevie, in my mind right now...
你就是巴西大胸妹
you're a big-booty Brazilian
拥有电臀舞技能
with twerking skills.
巴西大胸电臀其中一项还不错
One out of three ain't bad.
说一下按这里是什么感觉
Hey, tell me where you feel this.
我滴娘咧
Girl!