糟糕历史（2009）
Horrible Histories S06E01
Part 5
Jan. 2, 2021, 2:46 p.m.
*I ain't bothered. It don't fill me with sorrow*
*明天没人会记得这件事*
*No-one will even remember this tomorrow*
*另外我跟教皇关系很铁*
*Plus I'm besties with the Pope*
*他也不会理会这事*
*and he'll ignore this ting*
*我要我行我素*
*I do things my way*
*因为我是约翰 我才是国王*
cos I'm John and I'm the king
*嘣*
*Boom!*
伙计 这国王真滑头
Man, this king is phat!
真难听
Harsh!
所以 尽管约翰国王有一肚子牢骚
So, King John had a right royal grumble,
但还是签了《自♥由♥大宪♥章♥》
but agreed Magna Carta,
这是有史以来第一次
which meant for the first time in history,
国王必须像其他人一样遵守法律
the King had to follow the law like everyone else.
他不能再像以前一样
He couldn't just steal your castle
占领你的城♥堡♥ 抢走你的钱
and take your cash like he could before.
如果没有《自♥由♥大宪♥章♥》
If it wasn't for Magna Carta,
现在的女王可以随心所欲地
the Queen today would be able to kick you out of your bedroom,
让你滚出你的卧室
nick your pocket money and eat your sweets
或是抢走你的钱 吃掉你的糖
just because she felt like it.
她当然不会这样做
Yeah. Not that she would, of course,
她可是一位和蔼可亲的女士
she's a lovely lady.
但是《自♥由♥大宪♥章♥》最终约束住约翰国王了吗
But did Magna Carta finally make King John behave himself?
并没有
Nah!
他依然像从前一样烦人
He just went straight back to being just as annoying as before.
路易王子
还是我 约翰国王 差不多吧
Still King John. Well, just about.
我和贵族们相处得并不愉快
Having a bit of a tough time with the barons.
他们想用一个叫路易的法国王子取代我
They're trying to replace me with a French prince called Louis.
但我还在坚持
But I'm clinging on.
不管怎样 他们都痴迷于无聊的《自♥由♥大宪♥章♥》
Anyway, they're all obsessed with boring Magna Carta
它的名字还是拉丁文
which is a Latin name.
你知道它在英语中的意思吗
But do you know what it means in English?
是选
Is it
A 《热门宪♥章♥》
A: Hot Charter
B 《伟大宪♥章♥》
B: Great Charter
还是C 《慷慨宪♥章♥》呢
C: Generous Charter
答案是B
The answer is B.
他们称其为《伟大宪♥章♥》
They call it the Great Charter.
没什么伟大之处啊
Nothing great about it.
我可以告诉你
I can tell you,
这就是一个清单 上面写着我不可以做的事
it's just a list that I'm not allowed to do.
还以开战威胁我
Well, stuff that for a game of soldiers.
我可是有货真价实的士兵
I've got actual soldiers!
战争又开始了
This war is back on
没有哪个法国人可以偷走我的王位
and no Frenchman is going to steal my throne.
说实话 我感觉不太好
Not feeling tip-top, to be honest.
但这肯定阻止不了我
I'm sure that won't stop me.
哦不 去厕所
Oh, dear. Gang way!
约翰国王也许不在乎《自♥由♥大宪♥章♥》
King John might have ignored Magna Carta,
但幸运的是
but luckily for us,
荒唐的约翰国王与自♥由♥大宪♥章♥
从1215年到2015年 历史上人们
from 1215 to 2015, people throughout history
已经意识到它有多么重要
have realised how important it was.
谁能想到这一纸文书能造成
Who'd have thought so much could be achieved
如此之大的影响呢
by one small piece of paper?
*这是一项古老法令的故事*
*Here's the story of a very old decree*
*施加于横征暴敛的约翰国王*
*Forced on King John as he made off with the revenue*
*敛的是我们男爵和贵族的钱*
*of us barons and the aristocracy*
*为了好玩 他夺走我们的土地*
*He took our land and for a lark.*
*还拿我们的儿子当人♥质♥*
*Held our sons hostage too.*
*-《自♥由♥大宪♥章♥》 -《自♥由♥大宪♥章♥》*
*- Magna Carta. - Magna Carta?*
*告诉约翰国王他必须*
*Told King John he's got to be*
*他必须遵守法律*
*He's got to be subject to law.*
*征税需经我们同意*
*Agree tax with us too*
*-让他交出印♥章♥ -交出我的印♥章♥*
*- Gave his seal - Gave my seal?!*
*然后收回他的保证*
*Then withdrew his guarantee*
*留给亨利三世和爱德华一世来实施*
*Left to Henry III and Edward I to pass it through*
*自从1215年《自♥由♥大宪♥章♥》*
*And I would say 800 years*
*成为我们民♥主♥的基石起*
*A birthday worth 800 cheers*
*它经历了八百年的日子*
*Since 1215 Magna Carta's been*
*它的诞生值得欢呼八百次*
*the foundation of our democracy*
*到了1500年 它宣告众人皆自♥由♥*
*By 1500 it reads as all men are free*
*即使我等草民亦能如是告诉国王*
*Even peasants just like me can tell kings that is true*
*它消失多年后 议员爱德华·库克*
*For years it vanished. Until Edward Cook, MP*
*就是我*
*That's me!*
*在查尔斯一世权力扩张时向他提出质疑*
*challenged Charles I as his own powers grew*
-你以为克伦威尔 -快活的奥利
- You'd think that Cromwell - Jolly Ollie
会同意
would agree
*但他却说*
*But instead he said*
*《自♥由♥大宪♥章♥》*
*Magna Carta?*
*是《自♥由♥大屁章》吧 我不需要*
*Magna Farta, more like. Not for me*
我是托马斯·杰斐逊
I'm Thomas Jefferson,
爱德华·库克是杰出人才
and Edward Cook is the bee's knees
*我们的美国宪法就采纳了他的法令*
*Our American Constitution incorporated his decrees*
*我相信八百年光阴*
*And I believe 800 years*
*从古代先驱起已证明*
*has proved from ancient pioneers*
*这是英国最好的发明*
*best British invention of all*
*当然还有足球*
*apart of course from soccer ball*
*-《自♥由♥大宪♥章♥》 -超级宪♥章♥*
*- Magna Carta - Super charter*
*-《自♥由♥大宪♥章♥》 -你在学校*
*- Magna Carta - It's a part of*
*学的就有它*
*what you're taught at school*
*-《自♥由♥大宪♥章♥》 -只是开篇*
*- Magna Carta - Just for starters*
*-《自♥由♥大宪♥章♥》 -聪明绝顶*
*- Magna Carta - Nothing smarter*
*国王们 注意你的执政方式*
*Kings, watch how you rule*
*埃莉诺·罗斯福把这文件*
*Eleanor Roosevelt extended*
*传到了美国*
*this letter to America*
*这是一项古老法令的故事*
*Here's the story of a very old decree*
*二战后它就被载入♥联♥♥合♥国♥《人♥权♥宣言》*
*And now enshrined in UN Human Rights since World War II*
*最初它是为贵族服务*
*It began as help for the aristocracy*
*现在它服务世上的你我他*
*Now it's for you and me and everyone in the world too*
*我希望这八百年的自♥由♥*
*And I would hope 800 years*
*一直延续*
*of freedom never disappears*
*人人赞扬这简单古老法令*
*All hail this simple ancient law*
*愿它再活八百年*
*May it survive 800 more*
*-《自♥由♥大宪♥章♥》 -超级宪♥章♥*
*-Magna Carta - Super charter*
*-《自♥由♥大宪♥章♥》 -你在学校*
*- Magna Carta - It's a part of*
*学的就有它*
*what you're taught at school*
《自♥由♥大宪♥章♥》
*-《自♥由♥大宪♥章♥》 -只是开篇*
*- Magna Carta - Just for starters*
*-《自♥由♥大宪♥章♥》 -聪明绝顶*
*- Magna Carta - Nothing smarter*
*《自♥由♥大宪♥章♥》至高无上*
*Magna Carta rules.*
八百年了 几乎和我奶奶一样老
800 years old! That's nearly as old as my gran.
约翰国王一直在与贵族们斗争
King John continued to fight his barons
直到1216年
until he died in 1216,
也就是《大宪♥章♥》实施一年后他去世
just one year after Magna Carta.
贵族们忘了路易王子
The barons forgot about Prince Louis
约翰的儿子亨利成为了亨利三世国王
and John's son, Henry, became King Henry III.
可怜的小约在位期间昏庸无能
Poor Johnny-boy is now remembered for being a rubbish king,
却因一份他完全不在意的文件而被牢记
and for a document he completely ignored.
若他泉下有知 不知会作何感想
I wonder what he would make of all that.
*死者闲聊 死者闲聊 我的采访*
*Chatty death, chatty death my grizzly interviews*
《死者闲聊》
*死者闲聊 死者闲聊 去世名人*
*Chatty death, chatty death the dead and famous too!*
他们都不肯花钱再谱一首新曲
Yeah, they wouldn't even pay for a new tune.
没错 调子没变 改了歌♥词而已
Yeah, same tune, different words.
什么 哦 对了
What?! Oh, yeah.
你好 欢迎继续收看《死者闲聊》节目
Hello, and welcome back to Chatty Death,
我们请到了特别嘉宾
where it's time for our special guest.
让我们用最大的热情
Please go absolutely bonkers
有请前英格兰国王 约翰国王
for the former king of England, King John!
这就是最大的热情了 是吧
That's going bonkers, is it?
那么
So!
约宝 小约 小珍 小约 约宝
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