邪恶

Evil S04E11

Part 1 Oct. 4, 2024, 3:18 p.m.

是呀
Yeah.
你是不是个快乐的小男孩呀
Are you a happy boy?
安迪收
打扰了
Excuse me.
这是谢丽尔的来信
Um, this is from Sheryl.
所以…
So...
恭喜你大卫
Congratulations, David.
这才叫晋升嘛
Wow. Talk about a promotion!
阿科斯塔牧师
Pastor Acosta.
这是什么时候的事
When did this happen?
就今天我要退休了
Just today. l'm retiring,
大主教希望你能接手这里的工作
and, uh, the archdiocese wanted you to take over.
等等...那他还能当襄审员吗 -可以
Wait. ls...? Can he still be an assessor? - Yes.
大主教希望你兼顾两边
The archdiocese wants you to do both.
神父
Father?
你能胜任的大卫
You'll be great, David.
上帝啊神父
Jesus, Father,
你可真不善于接受好消息
you don't take good news well.
我们该走了追悼会要迟到了
We should leave. We're gonna be late for the reception.
等等等一下
Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
这为什么是坏消息跟我说说
Why is this bad news? Educate me.
感觉感觉有点像在等着看黑人笑话
lt- it feels like a Black bluff.
抱歉什么黑人笑话
I'm sorry. The Black what?
就是在权力消颓的时候
They- they suddenly promote a Black person
突然把一个黑人推举到权位上
to a position of power when there's no power left.
在教区…快不行了的时候
When the...parish is going under.
《Heart of Glass》- - Blondie
*我曾拥有一份爱它缥缈虚无*
*Once Ihad a love, and it was a gas...*
*很快如玻璃心般碎裂*
*Soon turned out had a heart of glass*
你还记不记得那次
Oh, do you remember that time
谢丽尔把她的内♥裤♥给了鼓手
Sheryl gave the drummer her panties?
*以为那是真实但却发现*
*Seemed like the real thing, only to find*
*爱早已消亡于猜忌怀疑*
*Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind*
到底会不会有人伤心啊
Is anyone ever gonna be sad?
他们在教堂的时候还挺伤心的
They were sad at church.
不他们那会儿只是安静
No, they were quiet at church.
这应该就是外婆希望的吧
Grandma probably would want it this way,
你们不觉得吗
don't you think?
等我死了我希望大家痛哭流涕
When I die, I want people to cry a lot.
爱尔兰人会花钱让人哭呢
In Ireland they pay people to cry.
喂了不起的本 -本你好
Hey, Ben the Magnificent! - Ben, hey.
你们好呀看看你们穿得有模有样的
Hey, look at you guys, all looking formal.
小孩...怎么样了
How's the little...kid?
他看起来挺开心的
He looks pretty happy.
他有了这么多姐姐
lt's having sisters.
姑娘们你们妈妈呢
Hey, girls, uh, where's your mom?
应该在厨房♥
Uh, in the kitchen, I think?
*爱如此令人困惑…*
*Love is so confusing*
你们怎么样
How are you guys holding up?
不算最好但是…
You know, we've been better, but...
不我从来没有过
No, l- l actually never did.
本你会花钱雇我哭吗
Hey, Ben, would you pay me to cry?
不你当时说”什么”
No, and you're like, "What? "
她讨厌所有动物 -我也这么以为
She hates all animals. That's what I thought,
但她发誓… -我一直觉得她这人有问题
but she swore she. ...- I've always thought there's something wrong with her.
怎么会有人讨厌猫啊
Like, how can you hate a cat?
不你不能这么说…
No, you can't. That's...
大卫你好
David, hey.
你来了
There you are.
外面的人我们一个都不认识完全不认识
We don't know a single person out there. No one.
一个都不认识
Not a single person.
所以我们躲在这儿了这是艾莉
That's why we're hunkered down in here. This is Ellie.
你的悼词很棒神父 -谢谢
Good eulogy, Father. Thank you.
不客气 -你们是谢丽尔的朋友吗
Yeah. Were you friends with Sheryl?
我八岁的时候她当过我的保姆
She used to babysit me when I was eight.
是不是很疯狂
lsn't that crazy?
是啊我当时觉得她可酷了
Yeah, l- l thought she was so cool.
她确实很酷
She was cool.
你...你还好吗
Are......are you all right?
本来不好但我遇到了艾莉
Well, Ireally wasn't, but then I met Ellie here.
我们聊得可好了 -没错
Oh, we've hit it off. - We really have.
你知道吗我以前有很多女性朋友的
You know what? I used to have so many female friends.
不知道她们都去哪了 -是啊
I don't understand what happened to them. Yeah.
这可能就是有四个孩子的烦恼…
I guess that's the problem with having four...
不对五个孩子
Shit. Five kids.
我都不理解你是怎么做到的 -我现在有五个孩子整整五个
I don't know how you do it. - l've got five kids now. Five. Five.
这太多了你真的太棒了 -库特
That's too much. You're incredible. Kurt!
这位是我在这个世界上最喜欢的医生
This is my favorite doctor in the whole wide world.
库特·博格斯医生
Dr. Kurt Boggs.
这是艾莉 -你好
This is Ellie. Hi.
我很抱歉克里斯汀
I'm so sorry, Kristen.
是啊我也是
Yeah. Me, too.
安迪…会来吗
ls, uh...is Andy coming?
安迪不不
Andy? Oh, no, no, no.
我们觉得他最好还是待在诊所
We thought it'd just be best he stay at the clinic.
我丈夫精神崩溃了
My husband had a nervous breakdown.
我知道我很抱歉
Iknow. l'msorry.
是会这样啦
lt happens.
洗手间在哪儿 -楼上
The restroom? - Upstairs.
我离开一下
Excuse me.
她可搞笑了
She's funny.
你俩看起来好阴沉
Wow. You two look grim.
你好 -你好
Hi. Hi.
那位女士已经在里面待了有一会儿了
That lady's been in there for a while.
只有一间洗手间挺不方便的
lt's hard having one bathroom.
本来我们要在楼下再建一间的
We almost had another one downstairs,
但飓风露西把它吹倒了
but Hurricane Lucy blew it down.
那些是你的画对吧
Those are yours, right?
是啊艺术课上画的
Yeah. From art class.
你考虑去上大学吗
You thinking of going to college?
什么我才11岁
What? l'm 11.
现在考虑这个也不算为时过早
lt's not too young to be thinking about it.
你该试试纽约大学他们的艺术项目很不错
You should try NYU. They have a good art program.
我一直想成为艺术家
I always wanted to be an artist,
但我妈希望我能专注于一些更严肃的东西
but my mom wanted me to focus on something more serious.
我最好在别人来之前赶紧进去
I better grab it before somebody else gets it.
所以…你调整得怎么样
So...how are you adjusting?
是说失去母亲还是说得了儿子
To losing a mother or gaining a son?
两者都有吧
I guess both.
我想我只是在一次性吸收
Well, Iguess I'mjust taking
所有的重大人生转变
all major life transitions at once.
能节省时间
Saves me time.
你说我妈上了天堂这话你自己相信吗
Did you believe what you said about my mom being in heaven?
你说我的悼词吗 -是啊
In my eulogy? - Yeah.
我相信
Yeah.
所以你觉得这样就行了吗
So, do you think that's all it takes
说你相信耶稣然后就能上天堂
is saying you believe in Jesus, and you go to heaven?
是的
ldo.
就算你杀过人
Even if you've murdered people,
就算你撒过谎还伤害了你认识的所有人
even if you lied and- and hurt everyone you know,
只用说一句“我相信你主耶稣”
you just say, "l believe in you, Jesus, "
上帝就会回答“行这对我来说足够了”
and God says, "Yeah, that's good enough for me"?
里面的道理大概比你说的更复杂一些
I think it's a little more complicated.
为什么这么问
Why do you ask?
我不知道有时候...
Idon't know, sometimes...
我喜欢你相信一些我不相信的东西
I like that you believe in something and I don't,
但其他时候你对我来说就像…
and other times you're just.
一个来自中世纪的谜
a mystery to me out of the Middle Ages.
你看到利兰被逮捕了吧
You see that they arrested Leland?
是看到了
I did, yeah.
隔壁的房♥子现在在出♥售♥了吧
And the house next- door is for sale?