黑镜（2011）

See, it, um…
‎这…
It…
‎稍…
Just…
‎稍等一下
just two secs.
‎你好 我是米索恶魔族的加普
Hi there. Gaap of Misophaes.
‎对
Yeah.
‎对 我有个大约1926年的护身符
Yeah, so, uh, I've got a talisman circa 1926,
‎但符咒表面未记下其中一个献祭
but the rune face just failed to register one of the sacrifices.
‎对 杀了两个人 但只记了一个
Yeah, two kills, but only one's been recorded.
‎对
Right.
‎是的 但…
Um, I mean, yeah, but…
‎什么?我们…
What? We… we--
‎什么 我们不可以…
What, we can't just--
‎不
No.
‎好 我明白了
Yeah, yeah. I get it. I get it.
‎基思不算数
Keith didn't count.
‎什么?
What?
‎-为什么? ‎-他杀过人
Why? -He's a murderer.
‎所以不算数
Makes him ineligible.
‎他们是这样说的
That's what they're saying.
‎但我们一直选该死的人
But we've been picking people who deserve it.
‎严格来说 不该那样做 我只是…
You're not strictly supposed to do it that way. I just…
‎我以为那样你会觉得容易些
I thought you'd find it easier.
‎我是说 第一个家伙 运河边那个
I mean, the first bloke, the one by the canal,
‎他们说那个算数
they're giving us that one
‎因为他其实从未杀过人 但…
'cause he's never actually killed anybody, but…
‎他对他女儿的做所作所为呢?
What about what he did to his daughter?
‎你说他害他女儿在28岁时自杀
You said she kills herself at 28, thanks to him.
‎对 但那是未来会发生的事
Yeah, but that's in the future.
‎抱歉
I'm sorry.
‎听着 总的来说
Look, basically,
‎如果一个人直接害死过另一个人
anyone who's already been directly responsible
‎这样的人都不算数
for the death of another human being, they're off-limits.
‎一旦发生这种事 在我老大看来
Once that's happened, as far as my boss is concerned,
‎他们已经是坏人了
they're playing for the home team.
‎我们其实算幸运了
You know, we're actually lucky
‎基思的弟弟刚好在午夜前出现
that Keith's brother turned up just before midnight.
‎否则世界末日已经来了
It would've been Armageddon otherwise.
‎听我说 你做得很好
Look, you did well.
‎去死吧
Oh, absolutely go fuck yourself!
‎现在进退两难
Right up a tree!
‎-你觉得无所谓 ‎-不是的
This is all right for you. -It isn't.
‎双手沾血的不是你 你只是旁观
No blood on your hands. You're just watching.
‎权当是消遣
Light entertainment.
‎如果世界末日真的来了 ‎你会有个盛大欢乐的大结局
If the apocalypse does come, you'll have a big fun finale.
‎-那会让整个世界翻天覆地… ‎-没人赞同 你会遭人谴责
That'd be upending the whole place-- -It's frowned upon. You get told off.
‎我要是没通过入门仪式…
If I fail my initiation… -
‎被恶魔门派赶出门?哭吧
Kicked out of demon school? Boo-hoo.
‎-应该说是驱逐 ‎-随你怎么说
More like cast out. -Whatever.
‎被驱逐到无边无际的巨大空虚中
Cast out into a boundless, cosmic void.
‎注定在无尽的虚无中度过生生世世
And doomed to spend eternity in a vacuum of infinite nothingness.
‎没有物质、时间
Absence of matter, of time,
‎没有空间、光和声音
of space, light, and sound.
‎我将承受深不可测却能感知的痛苦
I would endure a profound, palpable,
‎存在感荡然无存
and ever-present lack of existence,
‎永享孤独
alone in perpetuity,
‎永无止境
forever more.
‎听起来像是我的人生
Sounds like my life.
‎说真的 我很怕
To be honest, I'm scared.
‎那就再杀一个人吧
So one more victim, then.
‎对 这是唯一的办法
Yeah, only thing for it.
‎我不能杀一清二白的人
I can't be doing a total innocent.
‎我们只需要避开杀人犯
It's just murderers we have to avoid.
‎你是说像我这样的人
You mean people like me.
‎我这辈子从无害人之心
My whole life, I never wished harm on anyone.
‎我没有
I didn't.
‎如果没有 你不可能召唤我出来 ‎让我进行入门仪式
You couldn't have summoned me for my trial if you hadn't.
‎你肯定有当坏人的念头 ‎却不是彻底的坏蛋
Well, you had to be corruptible, not beyond corruption.
‎你知道吗?你触摸那个护身符时
You know what? You must have had some dark force inside you
‎内心一定有某种暗黑力量 ‎这没什么可耻的
when you touched the talisman. There's no shame in it.
‎不 说说看
No, go on.
‎谁惹你了?
Who pissed you off?
‎所以我寻思 ‎找个借口把她引到地下室去
So I'm thinking just lure her down to the basement on some pretense,
‎在楼梯间给她一击 ‎然后说她失足摔下去了
clock her on the stairwell, and say she lost her step and fell.
‎别做白日梦了 ‎你去外面应付那个小鬼吧
Snap out of it. You can deal with the kid out there.
‎她需要一双黑鞋参加葬礼
Needs black shoes for a funeral.
‎她爸爸被人从运河里捞上来了
They pulled her dad out of the canal.
‎我本想自己来
I'd do it myself,
‎但她让我心惊肉跳的
but she gives me the willies.
‎她没感到悲伤
Well, she… she… she's not in mourning.
‎她也不是不悲伤
Well, she's… she's not not mourning.
‎高兴的是噩梦结束了
Happy it's finished.
‎伤心的是他死了 这…
Sad he's dead. It…
‎但是…
But…
‎噩梦结束了
it has finished.
‎你让她少受了五年的痛苦
You… you spared her another five years of it.
‎不用花一辈子去治愈
A lifetime of therapy,
‎但毕竟是一辈子
but a lifetime, nonetheless.
‎她29岁当妈妈 57岁当奶奶
She's a mum at 29. A nan at 57.
‎你应该想知道这一切吧
I just thought you'd like to know.
‎很合脚
It's a good fit.
‎当然了 最后的点缀
And, of course, the final touch.
‎-科林 真的吗?你… ‎-不
Colin, really? You-- -No, no, no, no, no.
‎-我执意如此 太晚了 ‎-非常好
I insist. Too late. - Very well.
‎这里是鞋类区
Here we are in footwear.
‎这位是迈克尔斯玛特先生
This is Mr. Michael Smart.
‎你们可能认识他 ‎他准备就任我们的下一任议员了
You probably recognize him. He's all set to be our next MP.
‎只是运气不错 加顺风顺水
Well, with a little luck and a following wind.
‎-迈克尔的父亲和我曾经是校友 ‎-我靠
His father and I were at school together. -Fuck me.
‎他一直把我的周末小屋作为行动基地
He's been using my weekend cottage as a base of operations.
‎你们看得出来他从过军
You can tell he's ex-military. -
‎迈克尔今晚在市政厅有个重要演讲
Michael's got a big speech tonight at the town hall.
‎我答应送他一套新西服和一双新鞋
I promised him a new suit and new shoes.
‎波塞特最好的行头 免费相赠
The finest that Possetts has to offer. On the house.
‎我跟他说 照这样下去 他会破产的
I've told him he'll go out of business at this rate.
‎真♥他♥妈♥的
Fuck me some more.
‎我说过会让最好的助手来招待你 ‎所以…
Well, I said I'd leave you in the hands of our finest assistant, so, um…
‎薇姬
Vicky,
‎好好为迈克尔服务吧
if you could take care of Michael.
‎迈克尔 薇姬很能干
Michael, enjoy Vicky's more than capable hands.
‎-嘿 稳住 悠着点 ‎-这边请
Hey, steady on there. Steady on. - Won't you walk this way?
‎你说怎么走就怎么走
I'll walk however you want.
‎老天 地上到处都是鞋盒
For Christ's sake, there's boxes all over the floor.
‎你能收拾好自己的烂摊子吗?
Would you pick up your bloody mess?
‎我想稍后去停车场
I'm thinking car park later.
‎等他出来 倒车把他撞倒
Wait till he comes out. Reverse into him.
‎懂我意思吗?把他撞到墙上
Pin him up against the wall.
‎猛踩油门 直到你听到他的腹部裂开
Keep the pedal down till you hear the stomach pop.
‎嗯?你觉得怎么样?
Eh? What do you think?
‎-你不说 我也不会说的 ‎-怎么了?
I won't tell if you don't. -What?
‎我希望本周你投我一票
I hope I have your vote this week.
‎恐怕不行 我要投国民♥阵♥线
Afraid not. National Front for me.
‎为什么?
Why is that?
‎我不喜欢这里发生的变化
Don't like how things are changing around here.
‎我姨妈在奇瑟姆生活了20年
My aunt, she's been in Cheetham 20 years.
‎现在她的邻居都是移♥民♥
Now she's got them living either side.
‎接下来就会这样
That's what's next.
‎我们已经口袋空空了
We've not got a pot to piss in,
‎为何要和不属于这里的人分享呢?
so why should we share with them who don't belong?
‎你认为给国民♥阵♥线投票会有所帮助?
You think voting National Front will help?
‎我认为他们会支持我们