黑镜（2011）

I'm not the real Joan?
‎你是琼的一个版本
You're a version of Joan
‎由安妮墨菲的数字肖像扮演
played by a digital likeness of Annie Murphy.
‎-安妮墨菲是谁? ‎-那个女演员
Who's Annie Murphy? -The actress.
‎在那里 看起来很眼熟吗?
There. Look familiar?
‎《富家穷路》 不是? ‎那部剧集很不错
Schitt's Creek. No? Great show.
‎-你在扮演琼的改编版? ‎-不
You're playing an adaptation of Joan. -No, no.
‎看 原版琼生活在现实中
Look. Source Joan lives in reality.
‎原版琼看《琼糟透了》这个节目时 ‎她会看到你在演她
When Source John watches the TV show Joan Is Awful, she sees you playing her.
‎那个节目 ‎就是我们现在所处的虚拟层级
That show is the fictive level we're on right now, here.
‎-虚拟层级? ‎-对 第一虚拟层级
The fictive level? -Yes, fictive level one.
‎如我所说 ‎这是基于琼生活的改编作品
Like I said, this is an adaptation of Joan's life.
‎你现在就在节目中
You're in a show right now.
‎我现在就在节目中?
I'm in a show right now?
‎拜托 你看到你住的地方了吗?
Come on. Have you seen where you live?
‎谁买♥♥得起那样的房♥子?
Uh, who could afford a place like that?
‎那是电视节目演播室
It's a TV show house.
‎看看我 迈克尔塞拉 ‎授权用他的脸出镜
I mean, look at me. Michael Cera licensed his face,
‎就像安妮墨菲 ‎授权用她的脸在第一层级扮演琼
just like Annie Murphy licensed her face to play Joan on level one,
‎萨尔玛海耶克 ‎授权用她的脸在第二层级扮演琼
and Salma Hayek licensed her face to play Joan on level two
‎然后在第一层级演她自己
and to play herself here on level one.
‎我没有演自己
I'm not playing myself.
‎我就是我自己
I am myself.
‎不过你那样想也很正常
Yeah, but it tracks that you believe that
‎因为你的编码 ‎要求你在这个层级中演自己
because you're coded to play yourself on this level.
‎-什么? ‎-什么?
What? -What?
‎我们现在不在现实中 ‎这里是第一虚拟层级
We're not in reality right now. This is fictive level one.
‎如果我不在这里 那我在哪里?
If I'm not here, then where am I?
‎我不知道真实的海耶克女士在哪里 ‎我又没在关注她
I don't know where the real Miss Hayek is. I don't have eyes on her.
‎大概在苏黎世或某处的海滩上
She's probably in Zurich or on a beach somewhere.
‎-我不知道她在哪里 ‎-苏黎世?
I don't know where she is. -Zurich?
‎这节目不叫
This is not called
‎《萨尔玛海耶克听完解释 ‎依然大惑不解》
Salma Hayek Gets Everything Explained To Her But Doesn't Understand It Still.
‎-这叫《琼糟透了》 是她的故事 ‎-什么鬼?
It's called Joan Is Awful. Her story. -What the fuck?
‎我是说真实的她
By which I mean the real her.
‎不是安妮墨菲 是原版琼 ‎那个琼生活在…
Not Annie Murphy, Source Joan. The Joan that lives--
‎谢天谢地!
Oh, thank God!
‎他好无趣
He was so boring.
‎老天!
Jesus!
‎安妮墨菲 你是我的偶像
Annie Murphy, you're my hero.
‎你守住门
You guard the door.
‎我要毁掉那台该死的电脑
I'm gonna kill that fucking computer.
‎-日程安排中更没有她 ‎-我知道…
She wasn't in the schedule. -I know that. I was working--
‎S3?去S3看看
S3? Check S3.
‎快点!快毁掉那个量子混♥蛋♥!
Come on! Come on! Just kill that quam-puta!
‎好 等一下
Okay, just wait a second. Wait a second.
‎所以 在这台电脑里 ‎你的一个版本在扮演我
So, inside this computer, there's a version of you playing me
‎那个你以为自己是真人?
who thinks she's real?
‎是的
Yeah. -
‎-他们来了!动手吧! ‎-住手!
They're coming! Do it! Do it! - Stop!
‎若是你毁掉那台电脑
If you destroy that,
‎就会毁掉这个层级之上 ‎每个虚拟宇宙里的所有人
you destroy everybody inside every fictive universe above this.
‎-你! ‎-数十亿
You! -Billions of simulated souls
‎以为自己是真人的模拟灵魂 ‎将会死去
who consider themselves to be real will die.
‎你真希望自己的双手沾满鲜血吗?
Do you really want all that blood on your hands?
‎这里的“血”作何解释?
I mean, define "blood" for me here.
‎好吧 这是量子计算机 对吧? ‎我们几乎不懂它的工作原理
Okay, this is a quantum computer, right? We barely know how it works.
‎基本来说 就是魔法
It's basically magic.
‎我们所处的现实将不复存在
The reality we're in will cease to exist.
‎我会死吗?
Would I die?
‎会立即死去
Instantly.
‎把该死的斧头放下 安妮墨菲 快点
Put the fucking axe down, Annie Murphy, now.
‎-听她的 琼 照她说的做 ‎-把斧头放下!
Listen to her. Do as you're told. - Put it down!
‎不行
I can't.
‎因为我现在站在这里 这个事实表示
Because the fact that I'm standing here right now
‎原版琼已经在现实中站在这里了
means that Source Joan already stood here in reality.
‎-我想怎样都不要紧… ‎-进去
It doesn't matter what I want… -Get in.
‎…因为这一切所基于的原事件 ‎已经发生了
…because the events that this is based on have already happened.
‎这不是我的决定
It's not my decision.
‎-是琼的决定 ‎-好吧
It's Joan's. - Okay.
‎-我要动手了 ‎-好了 琼
It's happening. -All right, Joan.
‎-她要动手了 琼要动手了 ‎-琼 把斧头放下
She's doing it. Joan's doing it. - Joan, put the axe down.
‎不!量子计算机!
No! The quamputer!
‎琼!
Joan!
‎天杀的!
Fucking Jesus!
‎应该结束了
I think we're done.
‎-请问尊姓大名? ‎-安妮墨菲
What's your name, please? -Annie Murphy.
‎墨菲女士 你是做什么…
Miss Murphy, what do you…
‎你还好吗?
So, where are we at?
‎我又开始约会了
Uh, I'm dating again. -Mm-hmm.
‎这次要慢慢来 你懂的
Just taking it slow, you know.
‎努力给自己一些时间
And trying to make some time for myself.
‎那你感觉如何?
Well, how does that make you feel?
‎感觉很好 知道吗?
It feels good, you know?
‎自己一个人 感觉也挺好的
It feels good to be okay on your own.
‎工作呢?
And work?
‎嗯 我没在大公♥司♥工作
Yeah. I mean, my job is far less corporate.
‎但我自己当老板
But I'm my own boss.
‎我对员工很好
I… I treat my staff well.
‎我其实…
Uh, and I'm actually…
‎事实上 我以自己的工作为荣 所以…
I'm actually proud of what I do. So…
‎-很高兴听你这样说 ‎-是啊 谢谢
It's good to hear. -Yeah, thanks.
‎或许现在 你有没有感觉…
So, maybe now, do you feel…
‎对 我是自己人生中的主角?
Yeah, uh, like the main character in my own life?
‎对 我确实这么认为
Yeah, I… I think I do.
‎你不觉得太拘束了吗?
And you don't feel too confined?
‎被居家监禁吗?
Oh, the house arrest? -Mm-hmm.
‎生活时好时坏
You know, there's good days and bad days.
‎这大概是意料之中的事
I guess that's to be expected.
‎你应该鼓励我
You're supposed to encourage me.
‎-那是什么? ‎-对 不是很好喝 我知道
What is that? -Yeah, it's not good. I know.
‎嗨 琼
Hi, Joan.
‎嗨 安妮!
Hi, Annie!
‎-你好吗? ‎-挺好的
How you doing? - Good.
‎-像往常一样? ‎-像往常一下 拜托
The usual? -The usual, please.
‎好
Okay.
‎-我想你 ‎-我也想你 你还好吗?
Missed you. - I missed you. How are you?
‎我挺好的
I'm good.
‎祝大家圣诞快乐!
Merry Christmas, one and all!
‎对
Yeah, yeah.
‎抱歉 我知道
Sorry. I know. I know.
‎快出去!
Get out! Get out!
‎嗯 对不起
Yeah. I'm sorry.