黑镜（2011）

Well, do you want a drink?
♪ Tell me why ♪
♪ I don't like Mondays ♪
♪ Tell me why ♪
♪ I don't like Mondays ♪
♪ Tell me why ♪
♪ I don't like Mondays ♪
♪ I wanna shoot ♪
♪ The whole day down… ♪
‎她完全无视你
She totally blanked you, huh?
‎嘿 她怎么样?
What about her? -
‎-怎么样? ‎-你要点什么 亲爱的?
You know? - You waiting, love?
‎我要…
I'll have…
‎来一杯三份苏格兰威士忌
Triple scotch, please.
‎悠着点 你还有任务
Easy, you still got work to do.
‎加冰吗?
You want ice with that?
‎一般人喝的时候加冰吗?
Do people have it with ice?
‎普遍都加
Generally.
‎那就加吧
Okay, then.
‎还是来两杯三份苏格兰威士忌吧 ‎谢谢
Actually, make it two triple scotches. Thank you.
‎-你不用给我点 ‎-我没有
You don't have to get one for me. -I didn't.
♪ Tell me why ♪
♪ I don't like Mondays ♪ -♪ Tell me why ♪
‎好吧 我们开始吧
Right, let's get cracking.
‎看到称心的人选了吗?
You see anyone tasty?
‎看到他了吗?他超合适
Oh, oh, all right. You see him? He's perfect.
‎此人恶贯满盈
Piece of work, that one.
‎犯过一连串入室盗窃案 ‎多半挑老年人下手
String of burglaries. Mostly targets the elderly.
‎你意下如何?
What do you reckon?
‎不行?
No? -Mm-mm.
‎好吧
Okay. Uh…
‎看到端着啤酒那个女人了吗?
Ah! You see… you see her with the pints?
‎她12岁时去度假
She went on holiday when she was 12 years old
‎眼睁睁看着她妹妹在泳池里溺死
and saw her sister drown in a swimming pool.
‎她本可以把她拉出来 ‎但只是站在那里袖手旁观
She could've pulled her out, but she just stood there and watched.
‎天杀的
Fucking hell.
‎你可能在胡编乱造呢
You could be making this up.
‎好吧 看到他了吗?
Ah! Okay, you see him?
‎大概三年前 ‎他以为他妻子红杏出墙 于是就…
About three years ago, he thought his wife was cheating on him. So, he--
‎在浴室里把她勒死了
Strangled her in the bath.
‎你了解他干过什么勾当?
Are you familiar with his work?
‎基思霍利根
Keith Holligan.
‎有意思的是 他并没有事先预谋
It's funny. It wasn't premeditated,
‎但他下手的时候确实勃起了 所以…
but he did have a hard-on when he did it, so…
♪ Hit me with your rhythm stick ♪
♪ Hit me, hit me ♪
♪ Das ist gut, c'est fantastique ♪
♪ Hit me, hit me, hit me! ♪
♪ Hit me with your rhythm stick ♪
♪ It's nice to be a lunatic ♪
♪ Hit me, hit me… ♪
‎看来有下手对象了
I think we have a contender.
‎他不可能走太远 来吧
Well, he can't have got far. Come on.
♪ Hit me, hit me, hit me! ♪
‎这个地点很完美 没有目击者
Perfect location. Ain't no witnesses.
‎你应该催催他
You should rush him.
‎快点!
Now, come on!
‎你从酒吧跟着我过来的吗?
Did you just follow me from the pub?
‎你真令人意想不到
You're a dark horse, aren't you?
‎我读过你这样的女生
I've read about girls like you. -
‎我就住在附近
I'm just around the corner.
‎你知道吗?在他家作案更好
You know what? Home turf. Even better.
‎来吧
Come on.
‎现在没必要害羞了
Not much sense in being shy now.
‎这屋子可真够脏的
Looks like he wipes his arse with his house.
‎你想在这里做 还是…
Do you want to do it here or…
‎或许卧室更好?
May… maybe bedroom's better?
‎还是去卧室吧
I think the bedroom.
‎卧室
Bedroom,
‎好
right.
‎来吧
Come on.
‎别害怕
Don't be frightened.
‎快午夜了 你这是卡着时间啊
It's almost midnight. You're cutting it fine.
‎-你♥他♥妈♥闭嘴 ‎-你说什么?
Shut the fuck up, you. -What was that?
‎真想马上操你
Can't wait to fuck you.
‎哇靠
Fucking hell.
‎不好意思 有点…
Sorry, it's a bit…
‎不好意思
Sorry.
‎磨蹭什么?你♥他♥妈♥动手啊
What are you doing? Just fucking do it.
♪ It's only a heartbeat away ♪
♪ When I need love ♪
♪ I hold out my hands ♪
♪ And I touch love ♪
♪ I never knew there was so much love ♪
♪ Keeping me warm night and day… ♪
‎这样吧 你自便
Tell you what. You get comfy.
‎我先去把下面洗一下
I'll just go have a wash down there first.
♪ A telephone can't take the place Of your smile ♪
♪ But you know I won't be traveling forever ♪
♪ It's cold out, but hold out… ♪
‎马上就好
Won't be a minute.
♪ When I need you ♪
♪ I just close my eyes ♪
♪ And I'm with you ♪
‎你不是真要跟他上♥床♥吧?
Not actually gonna shag him, are you?
‎我就是问问
I was… I was just checking.
‎问问而已
I was just checking…
‎既然你问了 现在是11点54分 ‎还有六分钟 所以…
Uh, it is 11:54, six minutes left, since you asked, so…
‎你♥他♥妈♥快点啊!
Just fucking come on!
♪ It's not easy When the road is your driver ♪
♪ Honey, that's a heavy load That we bear ♪
♪ But you know I won't be traveling a lifetime ♪
♪ It's cold out, but hold out ♪
♪ And do like I do ♪
♪ Oh, I need you… ♪
‎你要用那把锤子砸我
You're gonna hit me with that.
‎那好吧
Okay, then.
‎我一直都知道会出事
I always knew something would happen.
‎自从我做了那件事后
Ever since I did it,
‎一直以来
I've had
‎我噩梦连连
dreams.
‎我活该
This is what I deserve.
‎我真的很爱她
I honestly did love her.
‎应该是的
I think.
‎我不是个坏老公 我只是…
I wasn't a bad husband. I just--
‎好!
Yes!
‎还有四分钟
Ah, even with four minutes to spare.
‎那玩意你不能乱放
Well, you can't have that lying around.
‎趁他没看见 快出去
Get out before he sees ya.
‎基思?
Keith?
‎你是谁?
Who are you?
‎不行 不能有目击者 得干掉他
No, no witnesses. He's gotta go.
‎-出去! ‎-我不能再杀人
Get out! -I can't kill another one.
‎-站住 ‎-他看见你了 必须杀了他
Stay there. -He's seen you. You have to.
‎滚出我家!
Get out of my house!
‎滚开!
Get away!
‎动手!不是他死就是你亡
Do it! It's him or you.
‎拜托 快离开这里
Please, please, please. Just get out of here.
‎拜托
Please, please
‎真对不起
I'm so sorry. -
‎真对不起
I'm so sorry.
‎真对不起
I'm so sorry.
‎来吧 我们走
Come on, let's go.
‎他是谁?
Who was he?
‎是基思的弟弟克里斯
That'd be Keith's brother, Chris.
‎他是个什么样的人?
What was he like?
‎你是万事通
You know stuff.
‎他是好人还是坏人?
Was he a good person or a bad person?
‎他…
He was…
‎平平无奇
ordinary.
‎我知道 不是你想听到的答案 ‎但你明白…
I know. I know. I know. It's not what you wanna hear, but, you know…
‎木已成舟
…what's done is done.
‎往好的方面想
And on the plus side,
‎你今晚一举拿下两个
you scored two tonight.
‎一天一个是最低限度 但搞定两个
That one a day is just a minimum,
‎你达成目标了
but two does get you over the line.
‎你做到了
You done it.
‎嘿 听着
Hey, look.
‎看 这…