黑镜（2011）

What about the house itself and the dungeon?
‎-还在那里 ‎-你们能进去吗?
It's still there. -And you have access?
‎是的
Yes.
‎当然
Absolutely.
‎你怎么在用这台旧机子?
So, how come you're using this old thing?
‎当年的警方鉴证人员 ‎会用摄像机来拍摄
Uh, the police forensics shot on tape back then.
‎再说了 ‎老式技术能营造出酷酷的恐怖氛围
Plus, old tech, cool analog horror atmosphere.
‎极具《女巫布莱尔》之风
Proper Blair Witch. -
‎动静小点行吗?
Could you do that a bit more quietly?
‎好 我把铁橇调成耳语模式
Aye, I'll put the crowbar on whisper mode.
‎好了
Okay.
‎我的天
Oh my God.
‎好了
Okay.
‎叔比狗 你在哪里?
♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where are you? ♪
‎摄像机没在拍摄
This is not recording. - Uh…
‎对 已经按停止键了
Ah, uh, yeah. Tab's punched out.
‎这能防止有人覆盖之前的内容
It stops people recording over it.
‎-打开 ‎-要覆盖《海岛匿影》的录像带吗?
Open up. -We're taping over Bergerac?
‎-妈妈不会发现的 ‎-希望不会
Mum won't notice. -Let's hope not.
‎老天
Jesus Christ.
‎我找到地狱之门了
I found the door to fucking hell.
‎我去拿灯
I'll get a light up.
‎那是你的假血混合物吗?
Is that your stage-blood mix?
‎那玩意还在包里 这是柠檬汁
That is still in the bag. This is lemon juice.
‎-用来做什么? ‎-能让物品在紫外光下显现出来
Uh, what's that for? - Shows up under black light.
‎-比如尿液、血液、精♥液♥和… ‎-好了
Like piss and blood and spunk and-- - Okay, okay, okay.
‎往这里倒一点
I'll just drip a wee bit down here
‎比如当年阿代尔一边割受害人的喉咙 ‎一边打飞机
like Adair jizzed while slitting someone's throat.
‎老天 斯图尔特
Fucking hell, Stuart.
‎请关灯
Lights off, please.
‎然后…
And then…
‎真♥他♥妈♥的
Fucking hell.
‎我…
I, uh…
‎我们应该不需要柠檬汁了
don't think we need the lemon juice.
‎老天
Jesus Christ.
‎好吧 开始干活吧
All right, let's get to work.
‎真令人不寒而栗
That was fucking creepy.
‎感觉就像有蜘蛛在我脑子里爬
Feel like I've had spiders crawling over my brain.
‎怎么?你没进过死亡地牢吗? ‎不 我觉得挺令人放松的
Have you never been in a death dungeon? No, I find it quite relaxing.
‎事实上 那地方没准还能吸引游客呢
That might be a tourist draw in itself, actually.
‎祝你宣传成功
Good luck advertising that.
‎“来地牢里过夜”
"Come spend the night in the dungeon."
‎在地牢里 你会遭遇性暴行
♪ In the dungeon ♪
♪ You'll suffer sex atrocities ♪
‎在地牢里
♪ In the dungeon ♪
‎他会让你跪着哭泣
♪ He'll have you weeping on your knees ♪
‎在地牢里
♪ In the dungeon ♪
‎他会把你的双手绑在背后
♪ He'll tie your hands Behind your back ♪
‎在地牢里
♪ In the dungeon ♪
‎把瓶子塞进你的屁♥眼♥里
♪ And shove a bottle up your crack ♪
‎在地牢里
♪ In the dungeon ♪
‎他会用石头砸碎你的胳膊肘
♪ He'll break your elbows with a rock ♪
‎在地牢里
♪ In the dungeon ♪
‎把白葡萄干粘在你的老二上
♪ And glue sultanas to your cock ♪
‎-什么? ‎-什么?
What? -What?
‎他可能做过这种怪诞的性行为
It's the kind of weird sex thing he probably did.
‎不 把白葡萄干粘到别人的老二上 ‎不太可能有这种怪癖…
No, no, gluing sultanas to someone's cock is not a plausible kink--
‎小心!
Look out!
‎对不起
I'm sorry.
‎因为什么?
For what?
‎因为我没看路
For not looking where I was going.
‎你可能还有脑震荡 需要留院观察
You're likely still concussed, so we have to keep you in for observation.
‎为了保险起见
Be on the safe side.
‎她在这方面很擅长
She knows her stuff.
‎瞧瞧她 她是医生
Look at her. She's a doctor.
‎当时开车的是戴维斯吧?
Davis's driving, eh?
‎你和我都受伤了
And you and me both been in the fucking wars.
‎算你走运 不是吗?
You're the lucky one, no?
‎我一个月不能打飞机
No wanking for me for a month.
‎至少你可以拉上帘子 ‎打飞机打到昏天黑地 对吧?
Least you can draw that curtain round and tug yourself into a coma, eh?
‎对 跟往常一样 聊天很愉快 爸爸
Right. Sparkling conversation as always, Dad.
‎祝你早日康复 好吗?
Get well soon, eh?
‎好 儿子
Aye, son. -Uh-huh.
‎可以搭便车回家吗?
Any chance of a lift home?
‎当然可以
Of course.
‎你好好休息
You rest up.
‎-再见 ‎-再见
Bye, now. - Bye.
‎我去做牧羊人派
I'll put that shepherd's pie on.
‎-我们俩吃就行 ‎-不用了 我有东西要转成数字版
Just for us girls. -It's fine. I have stuff to digitize.
‎-我只用… ‎-你得吃东西 亲爱的
I can just-- -You need to eat, dear.
‎说真的 不麻烦
Honestly, it's no fuss.
‎谢谢
Thank you.
‎好 我从这里开始 ‎然后你们就那样站着
I'm gonna start from here, and then you guys just stand around
‎假装在检查东西
and look like you're examining stuff.
‎-可以吗? ‎-可以
Good? - Yeah.
‎好 好了
All right, okay, fine.
‎我看过《犯罪现场调查》 所以…
And I've seen CSI, so…
‎我要把镜头转到你的肩膀上方
I'm gonna come over your shoulder here.
‎对 看起来不错
Yeah, that looks good.
‎你俩在彼此的镜头画面中 ‎来回走动一下
Maybe could you guys, like, um, cross each other's frame a little bit
‎看起来很忙碌 ‎营造有更多人的感觉?
so you look busy, like maybe there's more people?
‎金先生?
Mr. King?
‎这里好冷
It's freezing in here.
‎真正的鉴证人员 ‎在工作时不会抱怨天气冷 对吧?
Real forensics people don't moan about the cold while they work, do they?
‎-对 非常好 谢谢 ‎-不客气
Yeah, that's good. Thank you. - Of course.
‎不好意思…
Sorry, uh…
‎你有事吗?
What do you want?
‎那部影片别拍了
You have to stop your film.
‎为什么?
Why?
‎我没有任何证据
I don't have any proof.
‎什么东西的证据?
Of what?
‎一直以来 我都知情
I think I've always known.
‎知道什么?
Known what?
‎太好了 好 应该可以了
Great. All right, that should do it.
‎下周同一时间 请在英国黄金台 ‎继续观看《海岛匿影》
And Bergerac returns at the same time next week on UK Gold.
‎接下来 怪杰克惹上麻烦…
Up next, trouble for Jacko--
‎好了 好 这玩意开着吗?
All right. Okay, is this thing on?
‎伊恩
Ah, Iain.
‎好 今天是哪一天 伊恩?
Yeah. What day we on now, Iain?
‎伊恩?
Iain?
‎我想是第九天
I believe it's day nine.
‎你来接手 好吗?就像…
Can you take this over?
‎快点
Hurry up.
‎好 如您所见 ‎我们的客人来到这里 还是很高兴
Okay, as you can see, our guests are still delighted to be here.
‎-不是吗? ‎-对 肯尼 兴奋不已
Aren't they? - Aye, Kenny. Over the moon.
‎今天要好好犒劳你们
And it's a big treat today
‎因为女主人会和你们俩玩得很开心
because the mistress is gonna have fun with the both of you.
‎-听起来如何? ‎-听起来有趣吗?
How does that sound? - Does that sound like fun?
‎是的 肯尼
Aye, Kenny.
‎你可以进来了 珍妮特
You can come on in, Janet.
♪ I slam the door ♪ -♪ Boom ♪
♪ When I come into the bedroom ♪ -♪ Wham, bam ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the king of the castle ♪ -♪ Na-na-na ♪
♪ Turn me on, turn me loose ♪ -♪ Come on, come on ♪
♪ Try to hit it, it's a hassle ♪
♪ Come get some of this Don't forget the innuendo ♪
♪ Play me like Nintendo Never ever let go ♪
♪ Keep it so loud You'll be hittin' the crescendo ♪
♪ Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do… ♪
‎牧羊人派
Shepherd's pie.
‎牧羊人派已经做好了
Shepherd's pie. It's ready.
‎好
Right.
‎我来装盘
I'll plate up.
‎那是肯送给我的
Ken gave me that.
‎我们在一起很开心
We had such fun together.
‎-没事吧? ‎-没事 我要去趟洗手间