黑镜（2011）

Thank you.
‎…新人为何不应缔结连理 ‎请现在说出来
…these two should not be wed, let him speak now.
‎祝大家圣诞快乐!
Merry Christmas, one and all!
‎你这是干什么?
What are you doing?
‎我这辈子从未想过
Never in my wildest nightmares
‎我会看到自己在教堂里大便
I thought I'd see myself defecating in a church.
‎严格来说 是琼那个角色 不是你
Well, technically, that's the Joan character, not you.
‎那么这个角色
So this character,
‎用的是谁的脸?
whose face do they have?
‎用的是你的脸 还是我的脸?
Do they have your face or my face?
‎你的脸
Your face.
‎萨尔玛海耶克的脸
Salma Hayek's face.
‎那谁的屁♥眼♥在拉屎?
So, then, whose anus is doing the shitting?
‎萨尔玛海耶克的屁♥眼♥?
Salma Hayek's anus?
‎答对了
Bingo.
‎我信奉罗马天主教
I am Roman Catholic.
‎我祖母罗莎打算成为一名修女
My grandmother Rosa was going to be a nun.
‎她看到这一幕可能会气死
She might die when she sees this.
‎他们有什么权利使用这种深伪技术
What right do they have to kill my abuela
‎用异教♥徒♥的可憎行为害死我祖母?
with this deepfake heretic abomination?
‎第39页 第八段
Uh, page 39, paragraph eight.
‎去他妈的第八段 ‎我都不知道具体内容是什么
Paragraph eight can suck my dick. I don't even know what it says anyway.
‎你跟流莓体签署的影像权协议
Uh, your image rights agreement with Streamberry.
‎在第39页 第八段
It's page 39, paragraph eight.
‎具体包括琼可能表现出的 ‎任何举动或行为
Specifically covers any acts or behaviors Joan may exhibit
‎包括但不限于排便
up to, including, and beyond defecation.
‎不限于排便?
Beyond defecation?
‎不限于 上面是这么写的
Beyond. That's what it says.
‎你知道我不读这种破玩意
You know I don't read this crap.
‎我是有阅读障碍、英语蹩脚的 ‎天才女演员
I am a dyslexic, talented actress with questionable English.
‎所以我才花大价钱
That's why I overpay you
‎-请你保护我 ‎-好吧
to protect me. -Okay.
‎难道我的屁♥眼♥就没任何权利?
I mean, doesn't my asshole have any rights?
‎-好 好吧 ‎-好
Okay. All right. - Okay, okay.
‎好吧
Okay.
‎好吧
Okay.
‎-我们先冷静一下 然后… ‎-好
Let's collect ourselves, and, uh… Good.
‎…集思广益 这样才能止损
…brainstorm so we can do some damage control.
‎所以 你有什么办法
So, what can you do
‎可以把这个影像 ‎从全世界所有的设备中清除?
to erase this image from every machine in the world?
‎没有任何办法
Nothing.
‎好吧
Okay.
‎看来我只能跟他们打一场大官司了
Then I guess I'm just gonna have to settle for a huge lawsuit against them.
‎我到处查过了 也做了研究
Um, I've looked up and down and researched,
‎没有任何法律根据
and there is no legal basis.
‎我们不可能起诉这些人
There's no way we can sue these guys.
‎那我就起诉你
Then I'm gonna sue you.
‎你出♥卖♥♥♥了我
You sold me out.
‎你这毫无用处、言过其实的废人
You useless, overrated maggot.
‎拿上你的第八段
You take your paragraph eight
‎去死吧!
and shove it up your ass!
‎我希望你的痔疮被纸划破 ‎让你一命呜呼!
And I hope that you get paper cuts in your hemorrhoids and die!
‎你被开除了!
You're fired!
‎搞什么?
What the fuck?
‎我…
I…
‎我其实没想到你会来…
I didn't, uh, actually think that you would come to--
‎欢迎来我家
Welcome to my home.
‎-我明白你在气头上 ‎-是吗?
I understand that you're mad. -Oh, do you?
‎请别杀我 萨尔玛海耶克
Please don't kill me, Salma Hayek.
‎你该庆幸我是个人道主义者
You're lucky I'm a humanitarian.
‎咱俩谈谈吧
Let's have a talk.
‎搞什么?
What the fuck?
‎-快点! ‎-来了!
Come on! -Coming!
‎我的老天
Oh my goodness me.
‎我的天
Oh my God.
‎现在一切都说得通了 ‎瞧瞧这些烂东西!
Now it all makes sense. Look at all this shit!
‎你有什么毛病 姑娘?
What's wrong with you, girl?
‎你非得这么恶心吗?
I mean, must you be so disgusting?
‎过去几天一直很难熬 所以…
I mean, the last few days have been pretty rough, so…
‎难熬到要去教堂里拉屎吗?
Rough enough to take a dump in the house of God?
‎你没有自尊 那是你的事
If you don't have any self-respect, that's your thing.
‎但对教堂不敬
But to disrespect the church,
‎坦白说 就是不尊重我的影像
and frankly, to disrespect my image…
‎我不想跟你有什么瓜葛
Mm-hmm. -…I don't wanna be associated with you.
‎我也不想跟我自己有任何瓜葛
Well, I don't wanna be associated with me either.
‎他们剥夺了我的生活 ‎把它变成该死的电脑成像剧集
They took my life. They turned it into a CGI fucking drama.
‎我失去了未婚夫
I lose my fiancé.
‎丢了工作
I lose my job.
‎他们把我的整个生活公之于众 ‎供所有人观赏
They put my entire existence out there for everyone to watch,
‎你还签约同意用你的脸出镜
and you signed up to be the face of it.
‎你♥他♥妈♥才是始作俑者 ‎应该是我吼你才对
You're a fucking enabler. I should be yelling at you.
‎-你是在吼我 ‎-我得对人吼出来!
You are yelling at me. -Well, I need to yell at someone!
‎你把气全部撒在我身上 ‎这不公平
Well, it's not fair that you're taking it all out on me.
‎对不起
I am sorry
‎我在教堂里大便
that I shat in a church.
‎好吗?
Okay?
‎但我是想引起你的注意
But I was trying to get your attention
‎这样你就会联♥系♥流莓体
so that you'd get in touch with Streamberry
‎让他们停止这个节目
and have them pull the plug on the show.
‎我联♥系♥过他们了
I already made that call.
‎-然后呢? ‎-他们让我去死
And? -They told me to go fuck myself.
‎是吗?
They did?
‎你能相信吗?
Can you believe it?
‎这么说 你阻止不了这件事?
So, you can't stop this?
‎我曾经以为 ‎我对自己的影像有控制权
I thought for once I was gonna have control over my own image.
‎但那班混♥蛋♥满口谎言
But those fuckers lied about everything.
‎首先 他们告诉我 ‎这档节目会让我名声大噪 对吧?
First, they told me this was gonna be a prestige show, right?
‎听着 我没指望 ‎能像我的电影《弗里达》那样
Look, I didn't think it was gonna be like my movie Frida,
‎但也万万没想到会是这种下场
but I couldn't imagine that it was gonna be this.
‎然后 他们说要消除性别薪酬差距
And then they said that they were closing the pay gap.
‎胡说八道!
Bullshit!
‎他们付给我的薪酬 ‎只是乔治克鲁尼的十分之一
They are paying me one-tenth of what they're paying George Clooney.
‎不好意思 ‎乔治克鲁尼也要参演这档节目?
Sorry, George Clooney is gonna be in this show?
‎没有 他们让他参演 ‎《托马斯小火车》重拍版
No, they're sticking his head on a Thomas the Tank Engine reboot.
‎慢着
Wait.
‎他们付给你多少钱?
How much are they paying you?
‎一分都没有
nothing.
‎-一分都没有? ‎-一分都没有
Nothing? -Nothing.
‎太糟糕了
That is so fucked up.
‎是啊
Yeah.
‎他们把咱俩都毁了
Well, they're screwing us both.
‎是啊
Yeah.
‎你觉得凯特布兰切特对此作何感想?
I mean, how do you think Cate Blanchett feels about this?
‎不管她
Fuck her.
‎这就是那个坏蛋
This is the bad guy.
‎莫娜乔瓦尼
Mona Giovanni.
‎-是贾瓦迪 ‎-随便吧
Javadi. -Whatever.
‎还有那台“草莓”电脑
And the whole Strawberry machine.
‎是流莓体
It's Streamberry.
‎他们把长达百年的电影产业
They have taken 100 years of cinema
‎压缩进一个应用程序里
and diminished it to an app.
‎我想去把那台电脑夺过来
I wanna go and take that computer
‎把电缆扯出来
and rip the cables out of it
‎搞死他们
and stick them up its ass.
‎我们去破坏系统吧 那台量子计算机
Let's bring down the system. The quamputer thing.
‎对 就这么做
Oh yeah, let's.
‎你是黑客吗?
Are you a hacker?
‎不是 我是说破坏硬件
No, no, no, no, no. I mean, like, physically.
‎上面说服务器 ‎在莫娜贾瓦迪的办公室外面
So it says the server's outside of Mona Javadi's office.
‎那我们就溜进去
So we just get in there
‎他妈的…