黑镜（2011）

and fucking…
‎-你知道吗? ‎-她的办公室在最顶楼
You know? -Her office is all the way at the top.
‎我们不能像蜘蛛侠那样 ‎从大楼的侧面爬上去
We can't crawl on the side of the building like Spider-Mans.
‎不 用不着那样
No, no, no, we don't have to.
‎因为可以从前门走进去
'Cause you can just walk in the front door.
‎我们不能那样做
We can't just do that.
‎你可以
You can
‎因为你是他妈的萨尔玛海耶克
because you're Salma fucking Hayek.
‎谢谢
Thank you.
‎你说得对
You're right.
‎是啊
Yeah.
‎老娘是他妈的萨尔玛海耶克
I am Salma fucking Hayek.
‎早上好
Good morning.
‎嗨 你好 海耶克小姐
Hi. Hello. Miss Hayek.
‎我跟莫娜贾瓦迪有约
I have an appointment with Mona Javadi.
‎当然 让我来…
Of course. Let me just…
‎我找不到…
Uh, I can't, um…
‎应该在系统里 请…
It should be in the system. Please do…
‎不好意思 可以用下洗手间吗?
Excuse me, is there a restroom I can use?
‎当然 就在那边
Of course. Right over there.
‎那里恐怕太公开了
I'm afraid that's too public.
‎多亏你们的节目
Thanks to your show,
‎人们每次见到我去那种洗手间
every time people see me go into one of those,
‎满脑子想到的都是 ‎我屁♥股♥拉出来的“热汤”
all they can think about is hot birria coming out of my bottom.
‎好的
Of course.
‎我们能让海耶克小姐通过吗?
Can we swipe Miss Hayek through?
‎在走廊右边的尽头有一个私人洗手间
There is a private restroom down the corridor on the right.
‎谢谢
Thank you.
‎别担心 我只是去小便
And don't worry, I'm just gonna pee.
‎好
Okay.
‎不错
Cool.
‎谢谢
Thank you.
‎稍等一下 好 可以了
All right, just one sec. Yeah. We're good.
‎-在录了吗? ‎-对
You rolling? -Yeah.
‎好极了
Great.
‎贾瓦迪女士
So, Miss Javadi. -Mm.
‎流莓体发生了很多事 ‎你的新节目很受关注
A lot going on here at Streamberry. Loads of heat around your new show.
‎我知道 好吗?
I know, right?
‎-你肯定有一堆问题要问 ‎-对
Bet you've got a heap of questions. -Yeah.
‎-露西 我正在接受采访 ‎-我觉得这件事可能很重要
Lucy, I'm in the middle of an interview. -I think it might be important.
‎抱歉
Sorry.
‎抱歉 什么事?
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Yes?
‎萨尔玛海耶克在楼下 要见你
Apparently, Salma Hayek's downstairs asking to see you.
‎我们今早不是叫她去死吗?
Didn't we tell her to go fuck herself?
‎或许就是因为这件事
Maybe that's why.
‎叫保安把她赶出去
Just get security to chuck her out.
‎不好意思 她是新来的
Sorry, sorry. She's new.
‎不知道她能坚持多久
Yeah. -Don't know how long she'll last.
‎总之 刚刚说到哪里了?
Anyway, where were we?
‎-《琼糟透了》 ‎-《琼糟透了》
Joan Is Awful. -Joan Is Awful.
‎-你怎么穿成这样? ‎-这是伪装
What are you wearing? -It's a disguise.
‎脱下来 他们会以为你要绑♥架♥我
Take it off. They're gonna think you're kidnapping me.
‎好
Okay.
‎-快点! ‎-好!
Hurry up! -Okay!
‎快点!
Come on!
‎我们流莓体热衷于打造新的娱乐形式
So, here at Streamberry, we are passionate about creating new forms of entertainment.
‎这整层楼专门用于内容生成研发
This whole floor is dedicated to content generation R&D.
‎实验性娱乐、电脑生成资料
Experimental entertainment, computer-generated material.
‎比如《琼糟透了》
Like Joan Is Awful.
‎没错
Exactly.
‎-闭嘴 ‎-那个节目是量子计算机创作的
Shut up, shut up. And that is made by this, the quamputer,
‎就在走廊左边的尽头
which is actually just down that corridor on the left.
‎一种量子计算机
A kind of quantum computer.
‎对 顾名思义
Yeah, hence the name.
‎它能创作出无穷无尽的内容
An infinite content creator
‎能够让整个多元宇宙成为现实 ‎对吗?
capable of willing entire multiverses into existence, right?
‎在那些电脑生成的世界里
And within those rendered worlds,
‎拍摄、包装和剪辑完整剪接的节目
shooting, packaging, and editing fully-edited programs
‎制♥作♥那种节目通常要耗时数月 比如…
that would normally take months to make, such as…
‎《琼糟透了》
Joan Is Awful.
‎真希望她们不要再说了
I wish they'd stop saying that.
‎-对 ‎-我喜欢那张照片
Correct. - I like the picture.
‎萨尔玛演绎的角色 ‎是基于真实的琼 对吗?
And the role Salma's depicting is based on a real Joan, right?
‎对
Mm-hmm. Yep.
‎为什么偏偏选中那个女人? ‎她有何特别之处?
Why that particular woman? What's so special about her?
‎完全没有
Absolutely nothing.
‎我们找的就是一位碌碌无为的普通人
We were looking for a totally average, nobody person,
‎只是为了测试系统
just… just to test the system.
‎关键是 《琼糟透了》只是开始
The point is, Joan Is Awful is just the beginning.
‎我们的目标是 ‎为我们数据库中高达八亿的人
The aim here is to launch unique, tailored content
‎发布为其量身定制的独特内容
to each individual in our database, all 800 million of them,
‎内容由我们的系统实时生成
created on the fly by our system.
‎所能想象的 最能产生共鸣的内容
The most relatable content imaginable.
‎其实 有一部是为你打造的
Actually, there's one for you.
‎我忍♥不住要给你做 对
I couldn't resist. Yeah.
‎这是真实的节目 周五就上线
This is actually real and will be available to stream from Friday.
‎为什么说“糟透了”?
Uh, why "awful"?
‎为何全都如此负面?
Why is it all so negative?
‎问得好 法蒂玛
Yeah. No, that's a great question, Fatima.
‎在测试单元中 ‎我们尝试过更为正面的内容
Um, we did try more affirmative content in the test cell,
‎但我们发现实验对象不吃这一套
but we found that, um, our subjects just didn't buy it.
‎跟其神经官能对自己的认知不一致
It didn't chime with their neurotic view of themselves.
‎相反 我们发现 ‎当我们专注于他们更为虚弱
What we found instead was when we focused on their more weak
‎自私或懦弱的时刻
or selfish or craven moments,
‎这证实了他们内心深处的恐惧
it confirmed their innermost fears
‎让他们处于一种令人着迷的恐怖状态
and put them in a state of mesmerized horror.
‎令其更加投入
Which really drives engagement.
‎观众会看得目不转睛
They literally can't look away.
‎我们把这个量子混♥蛋♥毁掉吧
Let's kill this quam-puta.
‎-哇 太好了 谢谢 ‎-你需要的东西都拿到了吗?
Wow. Great, thanks. - Did you get everything you need?
‎她在哪里?嗨 她在哪里? ‎萨尔玛在哪里?
Okay. Where is she? Hi, where is she? Where's Salma?
‎我让她去洗手间了
I let her go to the toilet.
‎找个人能有多难?大多数墙壁是玻璃
How hard is it to find someone? Most walls are glass.
‎你们能想想办法吗?
Can you guys do something?
‎-是这个吗? ‎-锁住了
Is that it? -It's locked.
‎在那里
There.
‎就在那里
There it is.
‎老天!喂 这里不允许任何人进来!
Holy Christ! Hey, no one's allowed in here!
‎我要叫保安了!
I'm calling security!
‎如果你叫保安 我就拧断你的胳膊
If you call security, I will break your arm.
‎别以为我不会 我会的 明白吗?
Don't think I won't, because I will, understood?
‎是 海耶克女士
Yes, Miss Hayek.
‎好
Okay.
‎我们要怎么进去这里?
How do we get in here?
‎那是什么?
What's that?
‎《琼糟透了》
Joan Is Awful.
‎不 可那是我 那应该是
No, but that's me. That should be
‎她 对吗?
her, right?
‎那是《琼糟透了》的不同版本
That's the variant of Joan Is Awful
‎你下一层级的琼看节目时 ‎会看到这个版本
that the Joan below you sees when she watches the show.
‎什么?我下一层级的琼?
What? The Joan below me?
‎你不是最初的琼 原版琼才是
You're not the original Joan. That's Source Joan.
‎要密♥码♥才能打开 琼
We need a code for this, Joan.
‎慢着 别说话
Wait, sh.
‎“原版琼”?
"Source Joan"?
‎对 你只是其中一个琼
Yeah, you're just a Joan.
‎谁是“原版琼”?
Who's Source Joan?
‎真正的琼
The real Joan.
‎看 那里 原版琼
Look, there. Source Joan.
‎原版琼?
Source Joan?
‎我不是真正的琼?