笑料一火车（1998）

好的 做的真棒
Right, well done. That's excellent.
还有小刀 谢谢
And the DP, please.
好的 见证奇迹的时刻
OK. The moment of truth.
其实我还要出去一趟 对不起
Actually I need to nip out again, I'm sorry.
你能帮我一下吗 谢谢
Could you Thanks.
刚刚真是对不起 我要让杆子上的盘子一直转着
Sorry about that. I was just keeping some plates spinning on some sticks.
哦
Ohh!
-这歌♥还没写完 -Christine咱们只需要一鼓作气
- It's not finished. - Let's just bash it through, Christine.
-我还没想好词 -咱们只要从某个地方开始就好了
- I haven't done the words yet. - We've got to start somewhere.
-继续 咱们一起弄 -好的 现在吗
- Go on. Let's hear it. - OK. Now
喜欢你美丽的笑
# I really Iike your smile
那是一种让我义无反顾的美好
# Something makes it... seems worthwhile
像是雪中的猫咪
# Like a kitten in the snow
像是表演中的小狗
# Like a puppy in the show
-就是这样 -基本就是这里了
- That's it. - That's basically there.
你可以再从头开始一下吗 我跟着你的调走
Could you go through it again from the start I'll just pick out the chords.
-你先开始 我就能接上了 -喜欢你美丽的笑
- You start, I'll just come in. - # I really Iike your smile
-抱歉 -这个是古典音乐吧
- Sorry. - It's a classic, isn't it
-跟着弹就好了 D调 -没问题
- Just play along. It's in D. - Right.
我们还没开始呢 加入吧 准备好了吗 一二三四
We'll start. Just come in, OK Chris, ready One, two, three, four...
-Christine的新歌♥ -Christine这歌♥真酷炫
- Christine's new song. - Christine, that's shit hot.
-跟上我们 家伙跟上这个调 -当然了 我去
- Get on the kit, man. Get on the kit. - Yeah, absolutely. Shit.
为什么咱们不直接加入一个大鼓呢
Why don't we do a big drum intro and then go straight in
再加一个鼓点吗
Drum intro
-太好了 -摇滚起来吧
- Yeah, go on. - Let's rock it.
wow Christine
Whoo! Hey, hey! Christine!
-太棒了 -姐妹儿 摇滚起来
- All right, well done. - Rock it, sister!
它还没写完呢
It's not even finished.
-先生们 见到你们真高兴 -你好Paul
- Gentlemen, good to see you. - Hello, Paul.
我不得不先恭喜你在Quinn最近的表现啊
I must say, congratulations on your recent efforts at Castle Quinn.
实至名归
Exceptional.
是你们想要见我的吗
So, you wanted to see me
到真没什么大事 我们就是对制♥服♥有点意见
It's not a massive problem really, but we have become a bit concerned about the uniforms,
穿着它们真的有点不太舒服
in that they're a little bit uncomfortable.
不是说它有多沉 而是吃开胃菜的时候有点热
It's not so much the weight. It's just that it can get quite hot for starters.
嗯 我的问题是手腕这里
Yeah. My problem is the wrists.
我不能灵活的弯曲它们
I can't bend them properly.
嗯呐 特别是你吃东西的时候
Yeah, especially when you're eating.
尤其是吃水果的时候会特别尴尬
They're really awkward when you're eating berries.
-是的 浆果类的 -恩
- Yeah, berries. - Yeah.
我还意识到另一件事 就是当我带着头盔的时候
Another thing I've noticed, when I'm wearing my helmet,
要是有人和我说话的话 由于头盔太厚重了
if someone's talking to me, because the helmet's so thick and heavy,
我就不能马上听清他们的话了
I can't hear them half the time.
额 那可能是一个工作机会或什么其它的吧
Erm... That could be a job offer or something.
我们不想让你觉得我们在吹毛求疵
We don't want you to think we're being picky.
没有 事实就是的确有点问题
No, not at all. The thing is, there's a problem there.
要是我们没有自己的盔甲的话 我们很有可能被伤到
If we don't have our armour, we might get a bit chopped up.
是的 的确是
Sure. Sure.
那真的是取决于你们自己 要是你想试一下没有盔甲的话
It's up to you really, if you want to give it a try without the armour for a bit.
-我们会看着事态的发展 -真的吗
- We could see how that goes. - Really
为什么我不找上面的给你们反映一下这个问题呢
Tell you what, why don't I have a chat with those upstairs and get back to you
-怎么样 -太棒了
- How's that - Brilliant.
那真是太好了 谢谢你
That would be great, thank you.
-真是非常感谢 -不用谢的
- Thanks very much. - All the best.
加油Paul
Cheers, Paul.
那真是太好了 太棒了
That's fantastic. That is fantastic.
咱们最好现在就该有点改变了吧
Might as well start making some changes now.
可爱的家伙 怎么样
Lovely one. How was that, more comfortable
怎么 保险好像有点问题
Was it... Oh, I can see there's going to be a problem with insurance.
先来看一下 最后一晚的那个目标
Let's look at the first of last night's targets.
那是一个城市之外的军♥火♥工厂
This was a munitions factory just outside the city.
我们用的有较低爆♥炸♥能力却能深层侵入的F20s
We hit it with F20s, which have a low explosive capability,
对它进行的攻击 接着
but very deep penetration. Here we go.
它应该已经消失了
It would have gone...
噢 我发不出那个音 但是你懂的 哦上帝救我 这一类的
"Agh!" I can't do the accent but, you know... "Aargh! Oh, God, help me!"
爆♥炸♥
Boom!
下一个目标就是我们已经关注了很久的军事装置
The next target was a military installation we've had our eyes on for some time now.
它应该就是这样的
That would have been like...
哦上帝救我 这一类的
"Argh! Oh, no, my God, help me!"
疼死了
"The pain of it all!"
耶稣啊 我的胳膊掉了 有人捡到它了吗
"Oh, Christ! My leg's come off! Somebody find it!"
天呐 它们又来了
"Aargh! Oooh! They're coming!"
你懂得 准确攻击
You know... "Direct hit! Ow!"
最后一个目标就是军营
The last target was a barracks.
这里面可都是人 所以说这里面应该是这样的
This was full of people, so this would have been...
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
"Aaaaargh!"
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
"Aargh!"
次次次次次次 我的脖子掉了
"It's coming out of my neck!"
哦上帝救我
"Oh, no, my God, help me!"
快叫护士来 快叫护士
"Get a nurse, get a nurse!"
啊 我的脸
"Ow! My face!"
然后这些噪音应该就是来自像这样的
Afterwards the noise coming from the area would probably be something like this...
（模仿的清风的声音）
(imitates wind blowing softly)
（模仿的风鸣）
(imitates wind whistling)
（模仿的小鸟）那是什么
(imitates bird) What's that
那应该是秃鹫 它们已经在上面盘旋了
It's a vulture. They're already circling.
抱歉 那是野战排的音乐 我在这儿只想到它了
I'm sorry. That's the music for Platoon. It gets me right there.
但是国王Edward一世 仍然和Wales有着矛盾
But King Edward I still had his troubles in Wales.
在1277年 他在海军的支持下封锁LIewelyn
In 1277, he advanced, with naval support, and blockaded LIewelyn.
把它们饿的投降了
Having starved him into submission,
然后夯实了他的政♥权♥ 并且建造了代表权力城♥堡♥
he then tightened his grip on the principality, by erecting a circle of powerful castles.
也平息了威尔士的人♥民♥
Having thus quelled the Welsh...
这样太棒了 这真的让这些孩子对历史开始感兴趣了
It's great. It really keeps the kids interested in history.
是的 他们永远也不会忘记国王咪♥咪♥是啥了
Oh, yeah. They'll never forget who King Tits was.
别紧张
There's no need to be nervous.
抱歉 只是我的眼睛有点不舒服
Sorry, it's just anything to do with eyes makes me a bit...
激光治疗是很安全的
Well, laser treatment is completely safe.
你需要做的只是坐着让我治疗就够了
All you have to do is sit there and stay perfectly still for me, all right
-好的 -进行的很顺利
- All right. - Perfectly still...
-怎么样了 还好吗大夫 -额
-How's that Is that all right - Erm...
恩好的 那个我
Er, yeah. I'm, er...
-我要再试一下 准备好了吗 -好的
- I'm gonna have one more go, all right - OK.
好的
Right. Er... OK.
-就是这样吗 这样就结束了吗 -额
- Is that it Is it finished - Er...
是的 好了
Yes. Yeah.
噢 我还什么都没感觉到呢
Oh! I didn't feel anything there.
很好 那个
Good, well, erm...
是的 就是那样的
That's, yeah, absolutely as it should be.
那太棒了 因为我有点害怕还吃了点药呢
That's very good, because I'm taking some tablets for depression at the moment.
只是有点诡异的副作用
I've got some very weird side effects.
-真的嘛 -是的
- Really - Yes.
就是 你有什么东西看不见了吗
Is, erm... Have you had anything like invisibility at all
什么
I beg your pardon
走点心 他是你最好的朋友
Just make a bit of an effort. He is your best friend.
你知道他是什么样子的 她的女朋友都太吓人了
You know what he's like. His girlfriends are terrible.
别瞎猜 她可能很友好呢
Don't make assumptions. She might be nice.
-还记得他上一个女朋友吗 -Calvina
- Remember the last one he had - Calvina.
Calvina
Calvina.
他来了
There he is.
嗨看见你们真好 快请进快请进 Michaela特别想见你们呢
Hiya! Great to see you. Come in, come in. Michaela's dying to meet you.
Matt Rachel这就是她了
Matt and Rachel, here she is.
Michaela 这是Matt和Rachel Matt Rachel这是Michaela
Michaela, this is Matt and Rachel. Matt and Rachel, this is Michaela.
你们好
Hiya. Y'all right
-很高兴认识你 -哦 吊啊
- PIeased to meet you. - Oh, posh!
现在她是我的女王 让我神魂颠倒 是不是啊
She's my new Iady,and she's just fantastic, aren't you.
我们 呃 是不是应该去饭店了
Shall we, er... get on to the restaurant.
是啊 餐馆会很棒的
Yeah, it's supposed to be really nice.
法国餐馆 他家的葡萄酒超级赞
It's French and it's got a really fabulous wine Iist.
葡萄酒 哦 别 千万别碰那玩意
Wine. Oh, no, never touch the stuff.
Voddy和 Red Bull常带我去 对不对啊 Keith
Voddy and Red Bull gets me going,don't it, Keith