我为喜剧狂（2006）
30 Rock S02E05
Part 1
June 7, 2022, 10:17 a.m.
Oh, hey, I, uh, I found your lipstick.
嘿 我找到了你的唇膏
Oh, no, this isn't mine.
不 这个不是我的
This is sunset blush.
这是日落红的
I wear tiger orgasm.
我用的是老虎高♥潮♥红
But it was in my apartment.
可这是在我公♥寓♥里的呀
I don't know why I told you about the pop-tart.
我不知道干嘛要告诉你饼干那段
But that's weird.
不过也太奇怪了吧
It's just me and Pete at my place.
家里只有我和Pete住
Hello, ladies.
女士们 你们好
Pete's having an affair.
Pete有外遇
What?
什么?
The lipstick, the spring in his step.
口红 他轻快的舞步
The sexy Justin Timberlake hat.
那顶性感贾斯汀帽
No, no, he's still married.
不 不 他有老婆的
I don't know what to tell you.
跟你说吧
The only reason men start taking care of themselves is
男人开始关注自己的唯一理由就是
if they're getting someone to have sex with them.
他们能找到人来做♥爱♥
If it wasn't for that, they'd just sit at home in their own filth.
要不然他们肯定脏兮兮地坐家里
Hey, Liz.
嘿 Liz
We're out of string cheese, so I think I'm gonna take off.
没奶酪棒吃了 我先走了
What sketch is that for?
这是哪个短剧的?
It's not for a sketch.
不是什么短剧
It's part of our new company-wide global eco initiative.
公♥司♥环保活动的道具
We're going green, Lemon.
我们要变绿 Lemon
And do you know why?
知道为什么吗?
To save the earth?
拯救地球?
So we can drain the remainder of its resources.
我们还能充分榨干现有的资源
Don Geiss is a genius.
Don Geiss真是个天才
He's pitting all of the divisions of the company against each other
他让公♥司♥所有部门一起竞争
to see who can make the most money from this environmentalism trend.
看谁能从这次环保风潮里赢利最多
And I am going to win with...
我会赢的 因为
greenzo!
绿仔
Saving the earth while maintaining profitability.
赚钱的同时也要拯救地球
That's right, Jared.
说的很好 Jared
Greenzo is America's first non-judgmental,
绿仔是美国第一个不带偏见的
business-friendly environmental advocate.
与商业友好发展的环保形象
The free market will solve global warming,
自♥由♥市场会解决环境问题
- if that even exists. - My boy.
- 如果真有问题的话 - 说的好
Greenzo?
绿仔?
Is that the first name that came to your head?
那是你想到的第一个名字?
Can you believe it? I mean, it just popped right there.
能相信吗? 它就这么冒出来了
30 Rock Season02 Episode05
我为喜剧狂 第二季 第05集
You're gonna be great, Jared.
你会做的很棒 Jared
I'm just so excited about this gig, sir.
这演出真是让我激动
I mean, what a-- what a sweet gig.
我是说 规模大啊
I've got a gig.
我有演出机会了
Yeah, you're saying "gig" a lot.
是啊 你说了很多"演出"
Oh, I'm so sorry.
不好意思
I haven't worked in a while.
我已经很久没工作了
My last real job was an ad for rick Lazio's new york senate campaign.
上一次工作还是给拉齐奥拍竞选广♥告♥
Hillary Clinton wants an all-homosexual army.
希拉里想要一个全同志的军队
How will that affect my family?
那会对我的家庭造成什么影响?
Well, thankfully, those days are behind you.
值得高兴的是 那些日子都过去了
Your billboard's going up in times square.
你的广♥告♥会放在时代广场上
You're releasing an endangered falcon during halftime at the Knicks game. And...
你要在尼克斯队比赛的中场 释放一只没有危险的老鹰 还有
you're booked on the today show.
给你预定了今日秀
Oh, wow, the today show!
哇 噢 今日秀
I just wish my mom were still alive so I could rub it in her fat face.
我只希望我妈妈还活着 我好朝她的大胖脸上来一拳
Uh, come with me.
跟我来吧
He's having another party.
他又要开派对了
Howdy.
来吧
Hope you can make it.
希望你能来哦
See ya there.
到时候见
What's up, Lemon?
怎么了 Lemon?
I'm hiding from Kenneth.
我在躲Kenneth
I don't wanna get roped into another one of his terrible parties.
我可不想再参加他的恐怖派对了
I'm always the only person who shows up.
我总是唯一出现的人
Happy Halloween, baby.
万圣节快乐 宝贝
How could no one go to ken's party?
怎么会没人去Ken的派对?
He's such a great dude.
他是多好的人啊
Will you come, please?
你去吧 拜托了
No, I can't.
不 我去不了
I only go to a-list events.
我只去一线聚会的
Ohh, I don't wanna be stuck there alone with him again.
我可不想再一个人和他一起
Don't sweat it, 'cause I'm gonna bail you out.
别怕 我会救你出来的
I'm gonna turn ken's jam into a major event.
我会把Ken的聚会搞成超热门活动
Good luck with that.
那祝你好运了
See, all a hot party needs is mystique.
派对需要的 就是一点神秘性
A buzz.
一条小道消息
See, people are like lemmings.
就像Lemmings
Harvey lemmings, my lawyer, who never misses a party.
我的律师Harvey Lemmings 他从不错过任何派对
That's not a real peon.
根本没那个人
You made that up.
你瞎编的
I just have to start a little rumor.
我只要传条谣言出去就行了
Who are the biggest gossips on TGS?
谁是这帮人中嘴最大的?
Grizz and Dotcom.
Grizz和Dotcom
So, greenzo, what else can kids and parents do to protect the environment?
那么 绿仔 孩子们和他们的父母 还能做什么来保护环境?
Well, kids, you can tell your parents to buy a G.E.Front-loading washing machine to save water.
孩子们 你们可以让父母买♥♥一台 通用前流式洗衣机用于节水
'Cause if the earth's not here, where else is greenzo gonna dance?
如果地球都没有了 绿仔要在哪里跳舞呢?
Thanks for getting the message out, greenzo.
谢谢你的宣言 绿仔
You're saving the world.
你在拯救地球
Did you hear what Mary said about me saving the world?
你听到Mary说我拯救地球了吗?
Sorry, everybody, that's Meredith viera.
抱歉 各位 我指Meredith Viera
The today show wants to give us a recurring segment now.
今日秀准备给我们一个特别节目
Lemon, I want you to write them up.
Lemon 我要你写点东西
I want the sketches to be punchy and entertaining,
既要有深度 又要诙谐
so don't treat it like your show.
别当成你自己的节目
All right, but only because I like earth.
好吧 我写只因为我爱地球
Jared, we'll send you some stuff.
Jared 我们给你写点东西
Oh, I'd like to sit in and give notes.
我坐下来听听
Make sure it's got that greenzo voice.
别忘了 绿仔特别的嗓音
It's wry and wise, but--but also very sexual.
不仅幽默又明智 而且很性感
Walk with me, Lemon.
跟我来 Lemon
Look how greenzo's testing.
看看关于绿仔的调查
They love him in every demographic.
每个人群都喜欢他
Colored people, broads, fairies, commies.
有色人种 外国人 女人 共♥产♥党
Gosh, we gotta update these forms.
天哪 我们得更新这些表格了
Yeah, well, greenzo seems to love himself too.
绿仔好像也很喜欢他自己
So does don Geiss.
Don Geiss也是
He sent me a personal card congratulating me.
他给我写了张私人卡片来祝贺
With a real signature!
这可是真的签名
Wow, if you licked the envelope, you could clone him,
要是你舔一下信封 都能克隆出他了
and then you'd have two Geisses.
那你就有两个Geiss了
Yeah, right, Lemon.
对 说的好 Lemon
I'm gonna clone Geiss, then compete with a Geiss clone for the CEO position?
我要克隆个Geiss 然后和克隆人竞争CEO?
Think it through.
动动脑子
Ms.Lemon, Mr. Donaghy, I'm just a simple pig farmer's son.
Lemon小姐 Donaghy先生 我只是个普通猪农的儿子
But I would be honored if you'd come to a party at my home.
但如果你们参加我的派对 我会无比荣幸
Oh, whatever, fine. I'll come.
随便吧 我去就是了
Super. Mr.D?
太好了 D先生呢?
Uh, no. I could make up some excuse, Kenneth,
不 Kenneth 我有的是借口
but I have too much respect for you.
但我很尊重你
During your party, I'll be home, listening to some schubert.
你开派对的时候 我回家听听舒伯特
And, uh, ironically, viewing some Canadian pornography.
然后呢 再看点加拿大A片
Hope you're ready to party like it's 1999.
希望你准备好参加1999年派对
Which, according to my bible, will be in seven years.
不过根据我的圣经 还有7年呢
Oh, what is that smell?
那什么味?
That is the body spray that came with my new leather Jacket.
我的新皮夹克味道
Oh, my god.
老天啊
Are you having an affair?
你是不是有外遇?
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