猫和老鼠：星盘奇缘（2025）

在你面前的是本次巡展最重要的展品
Here's the crown jewel of this touring exhibition:
星斗罗盘
The Astral Compass,
它拥有着无穷的法力
Believed to possess infinite power.
传说天罡战神上一次打开星斗罗盘之后
Legend has it, when warrior god Phoenix Master last used it
便销声匿迹
He disappeared without a trace.
自那以后
Since then
宇宙超级无敌法器 星斗罗盘
Despite its cosmic importance,
便再也无人见识过它的神力
Nobody has witnessed the talisman's magic
星斗罗盘如何开启和使用
How the compass is activated
至今仍是未解之谜
Has remained a mystery to this day
真的假的
No way
星斗罗盘竟然现身了
The Astral Compass has surfaced
就在金城方向
In Gold City.
天才们 出征
Charge my Rattalion
拿到星斗罗盘之时
The talisman is our key to world domination
就是我们无名鼠辈崛起之日
The Day of Rat-koning is near
金罗盘也不行
If a counterfeit can't be made from gold
银罗盘也不行
Or silver
天尊没吃过人间的饭
The Celestial Master never tasted earthly grub before
这个饼罗盘行不行
What about a compass made out of dough
雕了三百年
I've been pecking at this for 300 years
我的嘴都短了
my beak's worn down!
谁能看出来这是用饼雕的罗盘呐
This pastry compass can fool any deity
咱们这一次一定能够蒙混过关
I'm sure we'll fool him this time.
这回真不用遭雷劈了吗
So forget poop as our Plan B?
舔饼呢
Eww!
别说丧气话
You gross me out.
抓紧时间回天庭
We gotta get to Heaven
背水一战
This is do-or-die,
在此一举
We only have one shot
渡劫归来啦
At being accepted back into Heaven.
小神骑凤拜见天尊
Hail the Celestial Master.
提瓶仙人误食仙丹
Bottle Deity, for guzzling the elixir,
故贬下凡
You were banished to earth.
天尊
My Lord,
我是骑凤啊
I'm Phoenix Master.
是骑凤仙人
Oh, you're the Phoenix Master
误食仙丹
Aguzzling the wrong elixir.
故贬下凡
Banished to Earth.
天尊 那还是提瓶啊
My Lord you got your deities mixed up
骑凤啊
Ah Phoenix!
骑凤仙人滥用神力
You abused your divine powers,
殃及百姓
Causing harm to mortals.
遗失星斗罗盘
Lost the Astral Compass.
等你找回罗盘
Only when you retrieve the Compass
悟得天神真谛
And attained enlightenment
方可重返天庭
Can you return to Heaven.
跟我在一块儿
You've been with me all this time.
找了三百年
Searching the compass for 300 years
您倒是找着没有
Have you found it yet?
要是找不回罗盘
If you fail to find it,
你就踏踏实实做个人
Then stay mortal for good.
我还挺羡慕的
Honestly, I kinda envy you
星斗罗盘在此
I humbly return the Compass.
请天尊核验
Please examine it.
啥
What?
露馅了
We got busted again.
不可能
No way!
这次雕得天衣无缝
My handicraft was flawless.
五仁馅儿
It even has mixed-nuts filling.
请天尊核验
My Lord please check it.
又是赝品
Another fake, huh?
要是拿假罗盘来糊弄我
Try fooling me with a fake,
你就得遭雷劈
Then I will strike you with lightning.
再给你一次机会
I'll give you one last chance.
等你到今夜子时
Until midnight tonight.
走你
Now buzz off
带走你的诏书
Take your decree with you.
还好今年天尊没有劈咱们
Good thing we got flicked, not blitzed.
大哥
Hey bruh...
今年只劈了一下
Good thing he only sent one lightning bolt.
骑凤知错了
My bad.
子时之前一定找回罗盘
I'll find it before midnight. I Promise.
大风筝
Big kite.
妞妞
Niu niu.
屋脊兽呢
Aren't the Gargoyles on duty?
这帮五脊六兽最多放个花
They're only good for fireworks
指望不上他们
Don't expect them to step up to the plate.
何方妖孽
Freeze demon
别惹它 忍♥忍♥就过去了
Why stick your neck out
我乃风驰电掣行什
I'm greased lightning Ten-ten.
屋脊神兽
I'm Xander the Gargoyle.
兽在城在
The city's fearless defender
我乃正义之雷獬豸
The righteous Thunder Beast.
就凭你们几个蹲房♥檐的屋脊兽
You roof-squatting beasts
能奈我何
Can't even scratch me.
别发火啊
Easy now!
这位大哥你消消气
Chill Bro
我是百忍♥成钢狻猊
I'm Sonny the Pacifier.
咱们相聚就是缘分
Brawling is appalling
君子动口不动手
More convos, less ammo!
大哥呢
Where's Phoenix Master
兄弟们没事吧
Is everyone okay?
大哥 咱们先避避吧
Master, let's take cover first.
罗盘就在这里
I know the Compass is here.
交出罗盘
Surrender it.
饶你们不死
And I might spare your lives
大哥 赶紧搞定它呀
Bruh, take him down!
这咱们可搞不定
We're no match.
得去天庭搬救兵了
This is a job for heroic dudes in Heaven.
明白
Gotcha.
去天庭搬救兵
Ask Heaven for reinforcements.
你什么时候爬上来的
When did you climb up here?!
行什 你根本没去过天庭啊
Ten-ten, have you ever been to Heaven?
对啊 天庭在哪儿啊
Not really. Where I'm going?
救兵这么快就来了
The reinforcements came fast!
我的罗盘
The Compass!
罗盘来啦
The Compass!
我的星斗罗盘
MY Compass!
我的眼睛
Ouch, my eyes!
天才们 我们必须拿到罗盘
Rattalion, seize the Compass!
大哥
Master,
这就是天庭派来的救兵吗
Can this be the divine warrior?
原来天上的神仙长这样啊
So that's what a deity looks like.
大喵喵
Kitty!
什么情况
What happened?
刚刚是他打败了妖怪
This thing kicked the monster's butt.
他还真有两下子
He defeated the Night Demon?
他也太神了吧
He is so awesome!
对 就是他
Yup, he sure did.
他是从天上来的吗
Is he a deity from Heaven?
不太像啊
Depends on how low the bar is.
大喵喵 大喵喵
Kitty! Kitty!
叫喵仙
Call him the Holy Cat
果然是天上来的
I saw him crash through the sky.
真的是喵仙
He must be a holy cat.
喵仙
Holy Cat!
喵仙威武
All hail Holy Cat!
喵仙来守护金城了
Guardian of Gold City.
帅啊
That's one divine dude.